hey hey who you callin' a southern softie

don't make me come over there and ruffle your hair ol' man
football wasn't invented in england ... was however changed into the game you play today

god knows why the Yanks call it Soccer, i mean there aren't really socks involved - make more sense to called it Booter or something. I think the original name for it makes sense ...
One Round Ball, use your Foot only to kick it in to a goal!
now american football lets see ...
One Ball that looks like a Fat Man sat one it, you use your foo-erm no hands to run it past a line.
yeah i can understand why its called football (morons

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I never got cricket, i mean you hit the ball and run back 'n' forth - but your only allow to do it a certain number of times, you're padded to hell meaning if you get hit it doesn't hurt (what kinda sport is that!?)
lol and the scoring system confuses the hell outta me
like tennis really... musta been invented by someone who hates to loose, i mean think about it rather than the score going
1, 2, 3, Match Point
it goes 15, 30, 40, Match Point
and when it gets to 40 if you both have 40 someone has to hit it to get an advantage to be able to win!!
seriously you can picture the guy trying his hardest to win by making up those kinda rules
another one i'm not so sure about is rugby - i mean seems kinda backward ... if you want to pass you have to throw it behind, kinda defeats the whole point in running up the field if you ask me, like go 20yards to find out the closest persion is 15yards back and behind the defense lol
ho hum eh
Anata aru kowagaru no watashi! 