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TEST OF WILL
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Posted: 2nd Jun 2007 08:27 Edited at: 3rd Jun 2007 10:43
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Say Your's mine are

Knox's korner bunging jumping: "THAT'S SO CRAZY.....I'M GONNA DO IT TWICE!"

Pirates of the Caribbean 3: "You may throw my hat!....now go get it!"

Knox's korner Rubber Duck of death: "thinks it can take me on! *duck touches leg person dies*

Mortal Kombat Real Life: "I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT!"

Fire Team Charlie Bravo: *HUGE EXPLOSION GOES OFF* Person 1: "What was that?" Snipper: "I think something exploded!" Person 1: "Thank you for pointing out the obvious!"

Smosh Food Battle 2007: "Let's take a stab at a knife!" "Let's take a stab at your mom with my DIC-TIONARY!"


Smosh Food Battle 2007: "Ean Can You hand me that?" "The baget?" "WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?" "I asked if you wanted the Baget!" "It's pronounced bagget!" "ehh, but?" "IT'S FRENCH!"


Smosh Food Battle 2007: "Your going down like goerge joe brown!"


Smosh Food Battle 2007: "If you used Wikpedia more often you would have known that before dougnuts where eaten they where used as sqweges."

Your's? Ill update my list as I remember/see more!
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Zombie 20
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"There is no tomorrow roc, there is no tomorrow." Apollo Creed-Rocky 3

"He's getting beat...no he's getting mad." Pauly-Rocky 3

"I'm getting what I deserve, I'm reaping what I sowed." Fletcher Reed-Liar Liar

"Love me...Love me...LOVE ME...., I know free will" Bruce Nola-Bruce Almighty

"HOLY TESTICULE TUESDAY!"-Ace Ventura-Ace Venturaet Detective

"How would you like me to make your life a living hell?" "Well thanks lois but i'm just not ready for a relationship yet." Lois Ignhorn and Ace Ventura-Ace Venturaet Detective

"I want to be like you, but not as miserable as you. Hey when i'm you're boss, i'll put in a good word for you." J.D.-Scrubs

"After four years, you still don't get how this works."Janitor-Scrubs

"Time is irrevalant, its what we do now to the world that matters"-Zombie

"YOU CAN'T STOP THAT TRAIN"-Gears of War

"I need a weapon"-Master Chief-Halo 2

"Dear humans, we regret being alien bast**ds, we regret ever coming to earth, and we most definatley regret that the marine corp just blew up your raggedy ass fleet! HOO-RAH!"-The Lieutenant-Halo 2 I never did get his name

"AT THE END OF THIS, THE PEOPLE WILL KNOW THAT FEW STOOD AGAINST MANY, THAT 300 SPARTANS FOUGHT TO THEIR LAST BREATH. SPARTANS, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!"-Leonidis-My own paraphrased speech of him.

"I'm going out for a walk"-Leonidis with his 300 men.

"OUR ARROWS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN! Then we will fight in the shade"-300

"Am I too late, have you been sexually molested because I could turn the corner."Greta-Liar Liar

"I've had better." Fletcher Reed-Liar Liar

"Mr. Faulk would i be accurate in describing you're relationship with mrs. cole as completley plutonic? I OBJECT YOUR HONOR AND I MOVE TO STRIKE!" "Mr. Reed, I don't know what you're on, but I suggest you get to the point quickly." "Mr. Faulk, is your relationship with mrs. cole plutonic NOT! Is NOT your relatioship plutonic! BAD BABY BAD BABY! HAVE YOU EVER MADE LOAVEEE! HAVE YOU EVER AAAAAAA!" "MR. REED!" "YOU HAD SEX EVERY TIME YOU SAW HER DIDN'T YOU DIDN'T YOU! LIAR!" "HE'S BADGERING THE WITNESS" "ITS HIS WITNESS" "YOU DUNKED HER DOUGHNUT, YOU GAVE HER DOG A SNOSAGE, YOU STUFFED HER LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY A BLOEOU BLUEORJ BOUE" "OKAY OKAY! I HUMPED HER BRAINS OUT THERE NOW YA HAPPY!" "No further questions"-Epic court moment involving Fletcher Reed and Mr. Faulk-Liar Liar

Yea how's that for an epic ending, i could go on a lot more, but i think i'll take up a page .

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Zaibatsu
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"I admire its purity, a survivor, unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality" - Alien

"What the hell are we supposed to use man? Harsh Language?"- Aliens

“…I ain't much for begging! Nobody ever gave me nothing! So I say **** that thing! Let’s fight it!”-Alien 3

“Service guarantees citizenship!” -Starship Troopers

"It's good for two things: de-greasing engines and killing brain cells." - The Matrix

I'll think of more later

"I admire its purity, a survivor, unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality"

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Hobgoblin Lord
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Quote: "The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it. "


Quote: "Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets."


Ronald Reagan

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FADE Studios
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" Game over man, Game over!" Alien 2

" I'm sending my right hand after you mr. Kennedy" " Your Right hand comes off?" Resident Evil 4

" You were almost a Jill sandwhich!" Resident evil 1

" Hey! It's up to us to stop Umbrella!" Resident evil 2

Manager Of The Soon To Become Known Fade Studios
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Dazzag
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Hmmm...

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure" - Ripley, Aliens. (Hmmm, just noticed several other alien quotes...)

"She was like a candle in the wind.... unreliable...." - Dean Learner, Darkplace (see sig)

"If he gets word of this my arse is grass and he's got a lawnmower if you know what I mean?" - Dean Learner, Darkplace

"You're the most sensitive man I know, and I know god" - Padre, Darkplace

"I need to crack this, Dag, cos if not, Won Ton will be all over me like knockers in a wind tunnel" - Thornton Reed, Darkplace

"As a horror writer I don't ask for much. I just hope I've changed the way you think about life" - Garth Marenghi, Darkplace

"Garth is the most significant artist that I've worked with and I've worked with Lulu and four other people, so were talking crème de la crème" - Dean Learner, Darkplace

"Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. And bits of sick" - Garth Marenghi, Darkplace

Spot a pattern?

Cheers

I am 99% probably lying in bed right now... so don't blame me for crappy typing
Current fave quote : "She was like a candle in the wind.... unreliable...."
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Crazy Ninja
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"Young master cubic meter"

and

"Red hair male journey"

from this game:

http://www.addictinggames.com/wayshero.html

If you don't play the whole thing just watch the intro for a new game. Note: This is why you never completely trust a translator.

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Raven
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"As you can see you are not dead!" Sgt. Opposing Forces

*Hagar stands in-front of an army* "Alright, well there's no sense in everyone dying. So send your best warrior forward and I'll defeat him!"

"No, this room is air-tight. We're perfectly safe in here!" Resident Evil (Film)

"How many times do I have to tell you! The safety switch is for OUR protection against your stupidity!" (forget the film)

"The best way to stay alive, is to stay hidden..." *Malcom rushes in firing blinding and screaming* "Of course there are other schools of thought." - FireFly EP1

"Make it spin! Everything cool has to spin." - SG1 EP200

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Zaibatsu
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Quote: "Alien 2"


i think you mean Aliens

"I admire its purity, a survivor, unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality"

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Dr Manette
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"History shall be kind to me, for I intend to write it" - Winston Churchill




BioFox Games...http://www.biofoxgames.com
Life after death http://www.biofoxgames.com/comic/index.php
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Accoun
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"- I love you.
- I know"
Star Wars ep.V

"No Stairway!"
Wayne's World

Make games, not war.

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Venge
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This is from the main screen of "ways hero" on addicting games.

Quote: "IF YOU WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME, YOU MUST BE NEED
FLASH PLAYER 8.0
CHICK HERE DOWNLOAD
All of frist, thanks for play this game,
and hope you can find the happy from
the game. If you content with this game,
you can remember my website, we will
offer some more games to you. thanks!"
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zenassem
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Posted: 2nd Jun 2007 19:43 Edited at: 2nd Jun 2007 19:48
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Quote: "
Don't criticize someone unless you have walked a mile in their shoes,

This way - you'll be a mile away from them


besides...


YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES!!!
"

-Bob Gross-


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Hobgoblin Lord
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Quote: "Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any f*****g effort to get to the top of the f*****g obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he? "


Gunnery Sergeant Hartman- Full Metal Jacket

Alot of other great quotes from that movie but after editing would look like

Quote: "***** @!#@$ *** Pyle ****** @#!#% **** @#!#@ ****** mother!"


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MonoCoder
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House (Hugh Laurie)

"There's no I in team... but there's a me, though, if you jumble it up a bit."

"There's no reason why you can't both be wrong."

(in Lobby, to patients)
"If you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this. This is Vikadyn. It's mine, you can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows- maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell."

Wilson: "This isn't just gonna go away."
House: "No... but maybe you will."

Chase: "We should start broad spectrum antibiotics."
House: "Yeah, you might want to add some chicken soup. It's just as useless... but it's got chicken."

"Don't worry, you're secret's safe with me. (walks into corridor) Hey Wilson, guess what Foreman just did!"

House: "Toxscreen was clean. He did, however, get hit by a bullet. Just mentioning."
Cameron: "He was shot?"
House: "No, somebody threw it at him."

(Outside Wilson's office)
"I know you're in there; I can hear you caring."
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Lucifer
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"Where can i download more ram?" - Linda Pungstóra


i like pancakes..
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Inspire
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"You have no chance to survive make your time" - Zero Wing

"I have a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell" - SNL

"These are mirage pants" (or something like that) - Anchorman

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Quote: "Could you give me OpenGL.exe on your coverDVD next month???"
A noob writing to CDA.

Make games, not war.

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Three Score
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haptaculation-station --foon.co.uk
yea..I don't really have a life, so I set traps for people --knoxkorner trapper
hey look! I built a snowman! --knoxskorner pool
These wires and stuff is so complicated! Can you just put it on a CD for me?(talking about internet) --who knows...

*sees the CD tray broke off* "What the crap happened!! How did you break your CD tray!?" "Oh, you mean my cup holder?" --a friend of a friend

...I'll post more later..

Open86 --My Emulator (now with it's first super alpha release
I'm addicted to placebo's...I would quit but it wouldn't mean anything! lol
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zenassem
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Quote: "
How do you spell CD-ROM?
"


True story, not fiction
-Asked of me by a fellow student, one semester shy of graduating with B.A.S. in Computer Science.

Honestly forced me to rethink my choice to participate in the State University of New York(S.U.N.Y.) educational system. Actual school name withheld to protect the innocent. I knew it wasn't M.I.T. but... c'mon now!

My reply, thinking he was joking - "Cee-Dee Rhom!". Yes, he actually wrote it down. I can only hope he used a spell-checker before submitting!

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David R
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"One of these lives has a future, the other, does not" - Agent Smith, The Matrix

"I'm not racist, I just dislike black people for some reason" - Some stupid person I know. (No offense intended of course, it's just horribly ironic/stupid)


09-f9-11-02-9d-74-e3-5b-d8-41-56-c5-63-56-88-c0
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Great Britain would be Awesome Britain it wasn't for idiots like you bringing down the average. - Al Murray, The Pub Landlord



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Matt Rock
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omg Venge that's AWESOME . All your base are belong to us

Okay, my favorite quotes. I had to cut out one from Bill Hicks which might be my favorite quote of all time, but it's too "adult" for most of you kiddies. If you're familiar with Bill Hicks, it's the one where he talks about wiping an entire civilization out... 'nuff said

Quote: "Penny Lane is worth 10 dead kids"

Bill Maher on drugs influencing pop culture

Quote: "If we as a society want to live, the cat playing piano must die"

Jon Stewart talking about Youtube

And so begins an onslaught from the most quotable movie ever...
Quote: "Tony, look in the dog"

Cousin Avi to Bullettooth Tony, Snatch

Quote: "Quick Tommy, before ze Germans get here"


Quote: "Tony: Boris the Blade? As in `Boris The Bullet Dodger?'
Avi: Why do they call him the bullet dodger?
Tony: Because he dodges bullets, Avi"


Quote: "Tyrone: It was at a funny angle!
Vinnie: It's behind you Tryone... when going in reverse, things come from behind!"


Quote: "I thought you said he was a getaway driver! What the ---- could he get away from?"


And of course, everyone's favorite...
Quote: "Da ya like degs?
Degs?
ya, degs, ya like degs?
oh, dogs. Sure, I like degs"


Late editions from my girlfriend:
Quote: "A neo-conservative is a person who watches the Matrix and thinks it's real"

Lewis Black

Quote: "Isaac Newton invented gravity because some guy through an apple at 'em"

Christopher, The Sopranos

Quote: "Hell is an Irish Pub where it's Saint Patrick's day all the time"

Christopher, The Sopranos


"In an interstellar burst, I'm back to save the universe"
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Silent Thunder
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Quote: ""I don't know what weapons will be used in World War III, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.""
- einstein

Quote: "No! Wait! Go back! Why are their six pedals if there are only four directions?"
- Caboose

Conversation between Tucker and Tex:
Quote: "Tucker: Why don't you guys just pay Tex for help. She'll do anything for money.
Tex: I WILL NOT.
Tucker: I'll give you ten bucks to rip off grif's arm.
Tex: Which one's Grif?"




Click on the picture to order your copy today!
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Raven
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Anyone who's played through Republic Commando will know there are some good one-liners in there. Some of my favourites though:

Scorch - "Is it red-blue, or blue-red?"
Sax - "Why are you asking me? YOU'RE the exposives expert!"

Sax - "Sarge, they appear to be firing at us!"
No.37 - "Well you have a gun don't you... SHOOT BACK!"

No.37 - "Just do it soldier WITHOUT killing the entire team!"

Scorch - "Man, these things are just as ugly dead!"

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greenlig
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"My gosh look at the size of that things rod"

"That poor man. Not only has he just been screwed by a giant eye, he's now giving birth."

-Darkplace

On the money Dazzag.

Blender3D - GIMP - WINXP - DBPro
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Grandma
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haha, Caboose isn't the smartest spartan i've seen.

Quote: "freedom is an elusive concept. Some men hold themselves prisoner even while they have the power to do as they please and go where they choose, while others are free in their hearts even as shackles restrain them."

~ Brian Herbert

Quote: "A HERO is not one who never fall...but one who always stands up again."

~ Can't remember

Quote: "I think we agree, the past is over."

~ Bush

Quote: "Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them."

~ Laurence J. Peter

Quote: "this guy is so dense, light bends around him."

~ Rnd youtube comment

Quote: "Lift the fog of ignorance, disdain all the arrogance; and only then will you be truly conscious."

~ Rnd Shoutwire comment

Quote: "If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed; if you do read the newspaper, you’re misinformed."

~ mark twain

Operation Mockingbird
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Osiris
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Who can forget the director of FEMA...

"My secretary sent me an internet."

Your signature has been erased by a mod because it's larger than 600x120....
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Dazzag
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Quote: "I've been there hombre, when I heard my wife died I could barely finish my lunch"
Dean Learner, Darkplace

Quote: "I've always loved the great tragedies, King Lear, The Poseidon Adventure, Superman 2"
Garth Marenghi, Darkplace

Quote: "The broccoli had gone. But the hurt remained"
Garth Marenghi, Darkplace

Quote: "I think I'll wash my hair, plus I've also got a headache"
Liz Asher, Darkplace

Quote: "Sometimes I pray to myself at night, and if I'm lucky, I might just answer back"
Garth Marenghi, Darkplace

More gems...

Cheers

I am 99% probably lying in bed right now... so don't blame me for crappy typing
Current fave quote : "She was like a candle in the wind.... unreliable...."
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Far out that's a good series. Amazing stuff.

Is there a second season yet? We only had the first show (all 6 episodes!!) here in Australia...

Greenlig

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''How could I condescend you?, you don't even know what it means!''
My mom, to me :/

''Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!''
Alex, Clockwork Orange


Good guy, Good guy, Wan...
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Quote: "Touch my monkey!!!!"
Sprockets (go to youtube, search sprockets and click first link)

Quote: "my name is Micheal J. Caboose and i hate babies!!!!"
Caboose (Red vs Blue)

Quote: "Sarge: Simons, shut him up
*Griff screaming at top of lungs in background*
Donut: if he keeps screaming like that he'll pass out and fall of the cliff
Sarge: Cancel that order simons
*Screaming continues*
Sarge: Donut get me a sniper rifle
"

RvB Season 4 Ep 53 (i think)

Quote: "*Church is just a soul and says he saw something scary, he tells a story of it and tucker tries to make the story sexier*
Tucker: there was a big thing in my story to you just didnt give it time to develop
Tex: So, what was it?
Church: i dont know i didnt get a good look at it
Caboose: at tuckers big thing
Church: no dumba** the big thing that attacked me, all i know is that it was slimey and had lots of teeth
Tucker: oohh, kinky
"

RvB Same Episode

ill find more later
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Quote: "Far out that's a good series. Amazing stuff."
I'm going to assume that you mean Darkplace. Yep, tis a great series. Only took about 3 years to get the DVD boxset (worth it for full version of One Track Lover). And no there is no 2nd series, and probably will never be. For more Marenghi though look for Man to Man. Basically a fake interview show with some of the (fake) actors in Darkplace. eg. Garth Marenghi (not a real person) appears in a couple of episodes, and there is even an "outtake" from another episode or the fabled film (neither of which actually exist). Basically Dag and Sanch are in Apache gunships trying to kill off an invasion of giant alien wasps or somesuch. Class. Also I think Time Trumpet had Garth and Dean talking about a couple of things.

Cheers

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Current fave quote : "She was like a candle in the wind.... unreliable...."
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"Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho" - Die Hard (Written on the dead guy in the lift, dressed in a Santa outfit)


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Venge
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Yea, the first episode of rvb season 4 was the best. I stopped watching around the beginning of season 5, too much downloading...
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Jeff Miller
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From Yogi Berra:
"The future isn't what it used to be."
"Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."

Pancho Villa's dying words:
"It can't end like this... TELL THEM I SAID SOMETHING!"
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"Cowards run in my family"

- Rimmer, Red Dwarf


"We have three realistic alternatives:

(1) Sit here and get blown up,

(2) Stand here and get blown up,

(3) Jump up and down, shout at me for not being able to think of anything, then get blown up. "

- Holly, Red Dwarf


Red Dwarf Quote Generator http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/reddwarf/factbox/index.shtml

War MMORPG http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=106577&b=8
DinoHunter http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=98385&b=8
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Red Dwarf has some of the best quotes.

Rimmer - "Go to red alert!"
Kryton - "Are you sure sir? It does mean changing the lightbulb."

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Oraculaca
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Hehe Red Dwarf was the ultimate.

Cat: "Forget red - let's go all the way up to brown alert!"
Kryten: "There's no such thing as a brown alert sir."
Cat: "You won't be saying that in a minute!"


For some reason I always laugh when Lister has the mind control implant fitted and utters the line:
'Look out ... Im gonna kill ya' its not funny on its own its just the way he says it.

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Red Dwarf has some quality lines, but for sheer genius and witt, I don't think Blackadder can be equalled.

Percy - "Well sir. Fashion does tend towards the tiny!"
Blackadder - "Well in which case percy, you have the most fashionable brain in England."

Percy - "Can it be true!? Do I hold here, in my mortal hands, a nugget of purest GREEN?!?!"

Flashheart - "And NURSEY! I like it, firm and fruity. Am I please to see you or have I just put a CANOE in my pocket?!?"

Queeny - "Well my daddy used to laugh at those people with the bells on and the funny faces ... "
Melchet - "Ahh, Jesters maam!"
Queeny - "No, leppers"

[Baldrick enters with the door]
Blackadder - "You'd better make this explanation ... PHENOMINALLY good."
Baldrick - "You said get the door"

Bloody hell, could go on for ever. And that's just from a few episode in series 2.


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"You told me there wouldn't be any cameras...", "You told me you were gonna wear something nice!" - Halo 2
"Nice" - Gears of War..


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Dazzag
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Sorry, my repeats of the Fast Show just came up with one of the funniest quotes of all time. I remember at the time almost choking to death after trying to laugh and eat my dinner at the same time. Brilliant brilliant scetch.

Quote: "Tomato Ted Obergine Your Potato Wifes Turnip Dead"


Cheers

I am 99% probably lying in bed right now... so don't blame me for crappy typing
Current fave quote : "She was like a candle in the wind.... unreliable...."
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Matt Rock
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Nice one Fallout, I came back hoping to use that exact quote from Die Hard

Here are a few classic quotes from Band of Brothers:
Quote: "- Hey, what's going on?
- Well, I was back at home in Tacoma, but then Hitler started this whole thing, so now I'm here."


Quote: "- Darn it, you got blood all over my trousers!
- I'm real sorry Frank!"


Quote: "- This kind of reminds you of Bastogne, doesn't it?
- Yeah, except the trees aren't ----ing exploding from Kraut Artillery..."

Not sure how to spell "Kraut," it was my best guess, lol

Quote: "I'm okay! I'm okay! Am I okay?"

(After Nixon get's his helmet shot off...)

And of course another fantastic Lewis Black quote:
Quote: "Forget a wall between Mexico and the United States. We should build a wall between the U.S. and Canada... because that's where all the cold air comes from."


Sooo many "Bushisms" I could bring up, all of them hilarious, but I'll refrain .


"In an interstellar burst, I'm back to save the universe"
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Snowblind 44
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Few of Mine:
Quote: ""And that was without a single drop of rum!"
-Jack Sparrow, PotC 3"

Quote: ""Austi.....wait, don't you mean auspicious?"
"I'm sorry if my superior language is too much for you.(or something like that anyway)"-Jade Empire
"

Quote: ""Do I need to take that animal away?"
"No, honey."
"Are you even listening to me?"
"No, honey."
*smack*
-Jade Empire

"



That thing is awesome, isn't it?
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Shadow heart
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Quote: "my peanut"

just saw it on pirateslol

to the ones thats trapped inside of you, this is it!!
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Snowblind 44
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Update to mine earlier:
Quote: ""Drop your weapons, or I will kill the man."
"Well...he's not ours, go ahead and kill him."-PotC 3"

Quote: ""Remember boys, flys spread disease, so keep yours closed."-Band of Brothers"

^^^^^
That line is genius....


That thing is awesome, isn't it?
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Guard - "Surrender and Die!"
Daxster - "Don't you mean surrender OR die!?"

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Quote: ""Oh fiddle-de-dee that will require a tetanus shot" "

Homer Simpson having a nail pass through his foot while trying to avoid paying into the swear jar.

http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=73324&b=8
My RPG WIP, check it out
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Naked Gun:

Frank: Nice beaver!
Jane: [producing a stuffed beaver] Thank you. I just had it stuffed.

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Hehe, the swear-jar episode of the Simpsons is one of my favourites, there's some great dialogue in SouthPark too, like big gay Al...

''I'm super, thanks for asking''

That has to be the friendliest catchphrase ever .


Good guy, Good guy, Wan...
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