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Benjamin
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Posted: 10th Aug 2007 21:25
This thread is really boring now.

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Xenocythe
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Posted: 10th Aug 2007 21:35
Here... I wrote an actual program (I only altered a previous code written by me)

This will fill your screen with '' in DBPro



Insert Name Here
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Posted: 10th Aug 2007 22:37
Quote: "This thread is really boring now."

This is waht happens when a load of programmers start trying to be better than one another...

(N-1)/n*100<n2/n-n/2+n/4*2+100
Aaron Miller
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Posted: 10th Aug 2007 22:44
Xenocythe Wins. I lost.

Quote: "This is waht happens when a load of programmers start trying to be better than one another..."

(N-1)/n*100<n2/n-n/2+n/4*2+101


But yeah, this thread is getting really boring, if I was an artist I'd make some comics, but I'm not, I suck at drawing. :/



Cheers,

-naota

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Posted: 11th Aug 2007 00:30
N-1)/n*100<n2/n-n/2+n/4*2+100. Full stop.
N-1/n<1. *100<100. n2/n-n=0, so the nect calculation 2+n/4*2 still=0,+100=100.

(N-1)/n*100<n2/n-n/2+n/4*2+100
ASTECH
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Posted: 12th Aug 2007 07:13 Edited at: 12th Aug 2007 07:45
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/astek/403092

Check this one out. Didn't take time to make JPG. I couldn't figure how to save picture.



Keo C
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Posted: 12th Aug 2007 07:21 Edited at: 12th Aug 2007 07:24
Well here's my comic but it sucks...

Uhhhhhh.....I forgot

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ASTECH
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Posted: 12th Aug 2007 07:59
http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/astek/403093

I think this one is way more funny. I'm going to start a little series.



Steve J
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Posted: 12th Aug 2007 08:46
@ASTEK: I seriously hope you are joking. Quite seriously. Do you know what propoganda means even? And the latest one, ugh, Bill donates Billions of dollars every year to help get polio vaccines for Africa, to New computers for schools in the US. Please tell me you are being sarcastic.

Time is ticking away.
KYP
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Posted: 12th Aug 2007 08:51
Believe it or not, Bill Gates isn't evil. In fact, he doesn't really own Microsoft, he's just a figurehead (the board of directors is evil)

By the way, the actual way Bill Gates got rich is because he won the lottery. Look it up.

"Call me something, anything, but kinda young programmer. Anything!!! AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"
- kinda young programmer
Steve J
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Posted: 12th Aug 2007 09:13
Quote: "By the way, the actual way Bill Gates got rich is because he won the lottery. Look it up."


Unless he won a $50 billion lottery, I doubt it.

Time is ticking away.
Shadow heart
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Posted: 12th Aug 2007 10:32 Edited at: 12th Aug 2007 10:33
i did 1 hope it doesn't suck.



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ASTECH
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Posted: 12th Aug 2007 15:36 Edited at: 12th Aug 2007 15:51
I thought he got rich because he ripped off everybody's work. It's pretty funny if you ask me. I have another one.

Quote: "@ASTEK: I seriously hope you are joking. Quite seriously. Do you know what propoganda means even? And the latest one, ugh, Bill donates Billions of dollars every year to help get polio vaccines for Africa, to New computers for schools in the US. Please tell me you are being sarcastic."


Well you can't take a joke and yes I do know what propaganda means.
That was only a joke. It just seemed to be funny to me.

3rd Strip-

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/astek/403094/

4th-

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/astek/403111



Keo C
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Posted: 12th Aug 2007 18:39
@Shadow heart
Better then mine by a mile

Uhhhhhh.....I forgot
ASTECH
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Posted: 12th Aug 2007 23:20 Edited at: 12th Aug 2007 23:28
Well I descided to make it more Xbox related. Sorry you guys want to take up for the guy. It's not like he's going to come across this board and say "Wow! Underside took up for me. No I gotta send him a 5k dollar Alienware computer!" I mean learn to take a joke. The comics hvae a bigger meaning as well. thing hard about them. Just not the death one.

5-

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/astek/403131



Shadow heart
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Posted: 13th Aug 2007 01:28
haha funny guyz

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Bizar Guy
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Posted: 13th Aug 2007 01:47
I wasn't aware that backwards compatability was a problem on the 360...

ASTECH
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Posted: 13th Aug 2007 02:50
Quote: " I wasn't aware that backwards compatability was a problem on the 360.."


Yeah, it is. Some game wont even work on it till they make an update full of emulators for the selected games they made some for. It's all screwed up.



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Posted: 13th Aug 2007 02:56 Edited at: 13th Aug 2007 03:41
ASTEK answer this are you a sony FANBOY? If so it is pointless making fun of the rival's developer but make one more because I like them
Edit:
My New Comics...


ASTECH
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Posted: 13th Aug 2007 04:19 Edited at: 13th Aug 2007 04:26
No. I'm not a Sony fanboy. I actually love Microsoft but I still want to point out the issues wit Vista and the 360 BC. I just targeted Bill Gates because it was just so easy to do it. Me to poke fun at him like someone would poke at about Bush. (Sort Of)

Here is one. I didn't even read your post before I made this one.
Funny huh?

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/astek/403139



Bizar Guy
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Posted: 13th Aug 2007 05:33
@Deathead, I didn't get that second one at all...

OKAY.

I will post at least one strip this week or I swear I'll stop hiding in other members closets.

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Posted: 13th Aug 2007 17:14
@Bizar Guy. I didn't get aswell but I wanted to include that line "When Pigs Can Fly" The member on the forums is pointed out and Zombie 20 is the zombie hands outside the window. And in your name it is Bizar Guy So I made you as a man. Benjamin has a cat in his picture so does Scraggle so I put in that the pig or "Pigs Can Fly" Got them mixed up

Bizar Guy
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Posted: 14th Aug 2007 20:40
Alright, I drew it.


Here are the two that came before it.
http://www.bizargames.com/Portals/14/Gallery/1198/TheForum3.JPG
http://www.bizargames.com/Portals/14/Gallery/1198/TheForum4.JPG

I swear this gets back to computer stuff... sort of.

ASTECH
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Posted: 20th Aug 2007 22:28
Wow, everyone has ran out of imagination.



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Posted: 20th Aug 2007 22:45
Actually, i really like Bizar's comics. They're really good, and funny =].

Libervurto
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Posted: 20th Aug 2007 22:54 Edited at: 20th Aug 2007 23:02
you all should have resigned at Uncle Sams:
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repeat
print ""
until I have more than anyone else
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Made me chuckle

[edit]
Oh and then Xeno actually went and did it

I didn't mind the whole Bill Gates thing until you compared him to a chimp.

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ASTECH
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Posted: 21st Aug 2007 23:59
Quote: "I didn't mind the whole Bill Gates thing until you compared him to a chimp."


Huh?

And I was being sarcastic because no one was posting.



Aaron Miller
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2007 06:14
Quote: "I thought he got rich because he ripped off everybody's work."

If you are refering to that whole "GUI ripped off from Steve Jobs" thing, you are just plain wrong. Steve Jobs stole the GUI from Xerox. If not, what are you talking about? Everything Bill Gates has done has advanced computers. Thanks to Bill Gates, you are here (At these forums, I mean) right now. TGC wouldn't be here if it wasn't for Bill Gates.

ASTECH
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Posted: 22nd Aug 2007 06:23
Still, he left Apple and took their work and made PC. He took their work. So it wasn't all original and he used Mac's foundation to create Windows.

Learn to take a joke.

Yeah and maybe he is to thank, but really... I'm sure with him at Mac it could have gone the same way, but with Mac.



Aaron Miller
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I'm not going to argue with anything about Mac, I've made a few people mad that way. However, if Bill Gates was at Apple, then Apple would have the monopoly over all the computer market, and we still probably wouldn't be where we are today (Probably far worse). And no, he didn't make "PC", Intel did, he only built the OS. His actions bettered himself, and technology. Other people are just to blind or stubborn to notice that, and instead look at his business ethics as a weakness because they were affected by it.

I know how to take a joke, hell, I even make fun of my own race, however a joke that isn't true is simply propoganda. And I will not allow you to spread propoganda about someone who worked so hard to make what you have today. Hippocritical....

"Bill Gates sucks!"
Continues building DirectX game on Windows.


Cheers,

-naota

ASTECH
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Posted: 27th Aug 2007 22:42
Uh! You slayed me!



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Posted: 27th Aug 2007 22:56
Holds hand to chest...

All those using the old version of this image must change to this image immediately.
Aaron Miller
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Posted: 28th Aug 2007 06:12
If I was any good at drawing I'd post a comic, unfortunately I'm no good at drawing, and text comics aren't fun to read. :/ Anyone else planning on posting a comic, or is this thread dead now?



Cheers,

-naota

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-So, how's your new game coming along?
-ummmmmmmmmm....
-Finnished those rolling hils, and huge 1000000000poly spaceship yet?
-Um..........
-You gotta tell me!
-I would ,it's just... THIS IS THE WORST COMIC OF ALL TIME! IT'S MADE OF SMILEYS!

Acording to Grandma, I am now enemy of the evil republic, who captured Paris Hilton and couldn't manage it.
Aaron Miller
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Posted: 29th Aug 2007 00:51 Edited at: 29th Aug 2007 00:53
HA!


: I'm gonna make the greatest game ever! It's gonna have a bunch of blood and guts, it's gonna look billions of times better than Halo 3, and I'm gonna be uber popular! But you can't have any of the cheat codes, I'm gonna use them for myself.

: You can't do that.

: Are you serious? More flame wars? SWEET! FLAAAAAAAME WARS!

: I'll help you!

: Try a smaller game first, and if you need help with that, don't be afraid to ask..

: I posted before it got locked!

: No screenshots? No description? Locked.



I'm no comic genius either, but there's my attempt at being funny.


Cheers,

-naota

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bitJericho
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Posted: 29th Aug 2007 18:18
Quote: "If I was any good at drawing I'd post a comic, unfortunately I'm no good at drawing, and text comics aren't fun to read. :/ Anyone else planning on posting a comic, or is this thread dead now?"


You think that ever stopped the guy behind www.xkcd.com?

Dr Schnitzengruber
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Posted: 2nd Sep 2007 02:13 Edited at: 2nd Sep 2007 02:15
I have one:
Try finding all the "jokes"



P. S. okay it's not really a comic.

If everything was back to normal, it would happen again.

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Aaron Miller
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Posted: 2nd Sep 2007 03:40
@Dr Schnitzengruber
Turn off UAC.
Use Windows Classic theme.
Run in Windows XP SP 2 compatability mode.

If you don't like Vista, don't use it. There are tons of people who do, and unfortunately they either don't like it because they didn't/don't have the latest updates or all the drivers, or because they where dumb enough to listen to what someone had to say against Microsoft even though that person didn't know anything about what they do.

Quote: "I'm not going to argue with anything about Mac, I've made a few people mad that way. However, if Bill Gates was at Apple, then Apple would have the monopoly over all the computer market, and we still probably wouldn't be where we are today (Probably far worse). And no, he didn't make "PC", Intel did, he only built the OS. His actions bettered himself, and technology. Other people are just to blind or stubborn to notice that, and instead look at his business ethics as a weakness because they were affected by it.

I know how to take a joke, hell, I even make fun of my own race, however a joke that isn't true is simply propoganda. And I will not allow you to spread propoganda about someone who worked so hard to make what you have today. Hippocritical....

"Bill Gates sucks!"
Continues building DirectX game on Windows."


Keep this thread to TGC comics, not Microsoft/Vista comics.




Cheers,

-naota

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Dr Schnitzengruber
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Posted: 2nd Sep 2007 06:59
okay, I'll stick to smileys:

- I just finished the demo version of my game.

- Did you make the full version.

- no, but you can preorder it for 30£

- The demo caused three simultaneous runtime errors.

- I'll fix them in the full version.

- So, where's the full version.

- I'm 12% done with half of the new game button.

- locked!

If everything was back to normal, it would happen again.
ASTECH
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Posted: 2nd Sep 2007 07:29
Wow. Thanks for dogging on me for a JOKE. And just so you know, today, I got the red ring of death on my 360. And I hear replacing is a MAJOR pain and sometimes doesn't even fix the problem. Well now I really hate Microsoft. I also heard you wrap towels around it for 30 minutes while it is on and then you turn it off, then on and wha-lah! It works. Tried it. Worked for a day. Now it doesn't play games without hanging up seriously and I'm expecting the red ring tomorrow because it acted this way a day before the ring. CURSE YOU MICROSOFT!



Aaron Miller
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Posted: 2nd Sep 2007 08:45 Edited at: 2nd Sep 2007 08:47
The hardware the Xbox 360 runs on does not belong to Microsoft, only the software (From what I understand). Besides that, if ANY piece of hardware runs for a certain period of time, it will begin to have problems.

Btw, I was only using what I said as an example, and not to bring up the literal topic again.

If you want to rant about Microsoft, rant about it elsewhere. This thread is NOT the thread to do so in.


@EVERYONE ELSE
TGC Jokes, Not MS, Apple, or any other company jokes.


Cheers,

-naota

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ASTECH
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Posted: 2nd Sep 2007 22:25 Edited at: 4th Sep 2007 01:00
Okay well your not a moderator. And I tend to just ignore this.


Play the pre-demo of 508, only at the Level Compo...
Phlum
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Posted: 27th Oct 2007 13:25 Edited at: 27th Oct 2007 13:47
I thought we were making comics?
EDIT: Here's mine!
Those with FPSC will understand the light mapping...well, I suppose there's too many lightmaps in his level!

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Posted: 27th Oct 2007 13:35
Wow... megabump much?

Nya!
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Posted: 27th Oct 2007 14:27
@INH: That is why its on the top classed as a hot thread? Along with Newsletter 57 — DarkBASIC Classic 1.2.0 — Pacman Fantaisie — Shenandoah WIP.

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