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David iz cool
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Posted: 18th Jul 2007 22:39
lol ,not to mention very tastey hehe
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Posted: 18th Jul 2007 22:40
I think Cornflakes are easyer


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Posted: 18th Jul 2007 22:41 Edited at: 18th Jul 2007 22:41
wow, how random.

But interestingly timed, i'm having hotdogs today.

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Posted: 18th Jul 2007 22:43
I'm not sure hot dogs are actually food, but considering you can eat them out of the pack, then yeah, they're pretty easy.

They can get pretty complicated in places like Chicago, though.

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How do you cook them though? Fastest way we had in Uni at 4am was to put a few of them in a coffee cup, fill with water, and bung that in the Microwave on full power for about 20 seconds. Piping hot and perfectly fine. Apart from the top bits that are outside the water. Cut them off. Plus if you really don't care and can't wait 20 seconds (and didn't think of it before making the tea) then dip them in your recently made tea. Works ok, and is an interesting taste. Same with the tea. Add sugar if I was you...

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Posted: 18th Jul 2007 22:56 Edited at: 18th Jul 2007 22:57
I vote for toast. Pop the bread in the toaster (not me), wait a couple of minutes, then put anything more runny than toast ontop of it. Today I tried, instead of just normal butter, put some garlic granules with the butter, and it tasted like garlic bread, yummy.

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Posted: 18th Jul 2007 23:12 Edited at: 18th Jul 2007 23:12
Quote: "wait a couple of minutes"
Yeah, you see that is where you let yourself down...

Oh, and I vote fruit the easiest food to make. Apart from Bananas that can be a right pain sometimes. And that one with all the little seeds you have to pick out...

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Posted: 18th Jul 2007 23:20
The best way I've found is to heat them in a pan, don't let them boil, then empty out all the brine and water and let them sit so they dry up nice. With some fried onions and mustard you can't go wrong .

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Posted: 19th Jul 2007 00:00
Anything that involves coordinating 2 things is beyond my cullinary expertise. So cooking a hotdog and having the bread cut at the right time is out of my league.

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Posted: 19th Jul 2007 00:00 Edited at: 19th Jul 2007 00:02
4 hotdogs, 2 mins in the microwave (or the time it takes them to split), plop it in some buns with ketchup and onions(optional), job done

I kinda think 20 seconds is asking for food poisoning, microwaves are famous for not cooking the middle of stuff.

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Posted: 19th Jul 2007 00:15
Easiest food...What ever you like, just get someone else to do it.

Microwave meals do tend to be the easiest and quickest, but they always taste so damn synthetic, hence there's nothing wrong with a quick stir fry or curry, taste much better and is fairly quick and easy.

Hot dogs I like, but barbecued cumberland sausages in a hotdog bun - nothing more satisfying in the 'sausage' world. Though replace the bun with a baguette roll and even better. Cambridge saugages are good in them too, theres a cafe in Cambridge called 'Tatties' that do a nice Cambridge sausage baguette.

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Posted: 19th Jul 2007 00:51
make a lincoln logs sandwich

toast
hot dogs (doesnt matter how cooked, boiled or pan seared)
cream cheese


I never had one myself but it was from the episode of the Soprano's where AJ tries to drown himself

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Posted: 19th Jul 2007 00:56
This is how they serve them in Chicago. A little more work, but it makes a whole meal.

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Posted: 19th Jul 2007 01:07
That's a meal? Looks like starters to me or a large snack.

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Posted: 19th Jul 2007 02:54
Where's the hotdog?

I do my hotdogs up with baked beans, american cheese, relish, ketchup, mustard, and onions. Oh man it's so good... So no, it's probably not the easiest food to prepare if you go all out. Hands down the easiest meals to make are microwave dinners if you don't mind waiting a few minutes... Otherwise probably cereal.

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Elios frozen pizza... mmmm

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Posted: 19th Jul 2007 03:06
NO. Scrambeled eggs are the easiest to make.

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Posted: 19th Jul 2007 03:32
Popcorn is easier to make.

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Quote: "NO. Scrambeled eggs are the easiest to make."


If you cook 'em on the stove they take a good deal of time to clean up after. No matter how good at cooking you are or how much oil you use they always stick to the pan... And cooking scrambled eggs is not easier than a microwave meal or cereal, or popcorn as Jeku said. Especially when I make them. I put anything and everything in them, garlic, onions, cheese, meats, corn, peppers... mmmmmm sooo good.

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Quote: "I never had one myself but it was from the episode of the Soprano's where AJ tries to drown himself"

Am I the only person who laughed at AJ during that episode?

I say everything can be microwaved. Including hot dogs... cut a slit in 'em, nuke for 45 seconds, voila. Hot dogs, day-old pizza, ramen noodle soup (or any soup for that matter), grilled cheese, Chef Boyardee stuff, all great out of a microwave. Without a microwave I'd starve to death. When I first started writing that I was joking, but now I'm starting to think it's true, lol.

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Posted: 19th Jul 2007 04:58
toast takes 2 min.

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Nachos FTW!!! Just chips and cheese 40 seconds in the Microwave and done!
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Pop Tarts are fast. And they are definitely tasty. The recent commercials are animated by that guy who made the short cartoon "Rejected" too (look it up on youtube or google or something), so that's also a plus.

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Posted: 19th Jul 2007 10:15
sorry but the fastest is just eating a piece of bread how it is or some food that doesn't need to be prepared...

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Posted: 19th Jul 2007 14:42
Quote: "I kinda think 20 seconds is asking for food poisoning, microwaves are famous for not cooking the middle of stuff"
Nah man, you can eat hot dogs cold. No worries. It's not exactly a steak... Plus if you put it in a cup of water, then put it in the microwave then makes all the difference. Any more than 30 seconds of full power and the things are too hot to eat for a while...

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Posted: 19th Jul 2007 15:35
Quote: "are David iz cool the easiest fool to make?"

Yes. Yes he is.

Anyway, the microwave is greatest at protein based foods. I love to nuke a hotdog to the point that it browns and splits. Sure, it has to cool, but it's great.

You can make a boiled egg in the microwave too. You have to be careful though or it will explode.

The best thing that I've done is making bacon. Turkey or pig. It cooks it perfectly, slightly crisp but not burned at all. Cooking in a pan always seems to burn bacon to some extent because I need it to be well cooked.


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Scrambled egg or omlet in the microwave is easy, tastes nice with ketchup, ideal if you are trying to avoid frying food.

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Hotdogs are not just fast food, they are crap food. Look at any old, obese, malnourished heart-attck-risk man and decide if you want that to be your future role-model.

Scrambled egg in the microwave is the way to go.

Pre-made, dried, noodles are very quick and tasty.

Though it takes a while, I like baking a potato in the oven. Put the oven on reasonably high, stick a potato or two in, give it an hour and a half. The insides of the spuds are deliciously moist and soft, and the skins - which thicken and toughen - are an excellent source of fibre.
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Quote: "Look at any old, obese, malnourished heart-attck-risk man and decide if you want that to be your future role-model."


Depends, he might be a fantastic role model in other areas, just not his health.

Hot Dogs like any other treats are to be eaten with moderation, so if you eat one, you won't have a problem, if you eat too many, you do and that's true with most treats.

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Posted: 19th Jul 2007 18:28
My favorite microwave trick is to put it on my head and run around going "HALT! I AM ROBOT!".


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A California man smashed the world record for hot dog eating at a contest Saturday, gobbling up more than 59 franks in 12 minutes.

Joey Chestnut, 22, of San Jose, shattered the record held by Takeru Kobayashi of Japan by downing 59½ "HBDs" — hot dogs and buns — during the Southwest Regional Hot Dog Eating Championship at the Arizona Mills Mall in suburban Tempe.

Kobayashi's old record of 53¾ was set last year at Nathan's Famous Fourth of July Hot Dog Eating Contest, held at Coney Island in New York, said George Costos, who helps runs the regional contests for Nathan's.

Chestnut placed second in last year's world championships, consuming 52 hot dogs.

"He's unbelievable — he just keeps on going," said Ryan Nerz, who works for Major League Eating, which he describes as "a world governing board for all stomach-centric sports."

"These guys' numbers have just been going up at a tremendous clip," Nerz said. "I always thought there was a limit — a limit to the human stomach and a limit to human willpower — but I guess not."

Chestnut won a free trip to New York, a year's supply of hot dogs and a $250 gift card to the mall.

He flew to New York on Saturday night for a previously scheduled trip to throw out the first pitch Sunday at a game between the New York Mets and the Arizona Diamondbacks, Costos said.

source : wltx.com

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All this talk of hotdogs makes me think of that scene in Battle Beyond the Stars where Nestar tastes the hotdog and lists all the ingredients then concludes "there is no dog!"



Space Cowboy (George Peppard) replies "That's what we call meat back home"



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Quote: "Scrambled egg or omlet in the microwave is easy"

Deciding that I should trust Gatorhex, especially with the reinforcing comments by Vibe Runner, I decided to attempt a microwaved scrambled egg. I scrambled the egg in a bowl and tossed it in the microwave. The end-result wasn't really scrambled eggs, it was more an egg muffin. Not an english muffin with egg in the middle like you might purchase at a fast food place. No, this was a bowl filled with an egg balloon that was shaped like a muffin. Oh, if only I had a digital camera to show this... thing...

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what did you expect to have happen?
isnt that how mcdonalds makes those egg mcmuffin atrocities?

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Well their eggs look more like english muffins... this looked like a proper muffin, like a cupcake or something. It ballooned out of the bowl and grew to something like three or four inches in height, lol.

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Yeah it cooks weird in the nuke... but it's a pretty good quick breakfast. They also taste really good on sandwhiches (sorta like those egg McMuffins from Mcdonalds). Add some bacon or sausage and american cheese and you got a nice tasty meal.

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Hmm, bacon and eggs only takes a moment really. The trick to cooking meat in a pan is to get the oil really sizzling before you put the meat in. That way, the meat cooks in the oil, not on the pan. It doesn't stick, and cooks faster. And is nice and oily lol.

Stir fry is ridiculously quick and awesome value. Cut up a shoyt load of veggies, some chicken, and a heap of noodles and youre set! That with some soy sauce, honey and garlic makes a sweet marinade for the chicken.

Ah food. Love it. Don't eat enough.

Can't say I eat hotdogs... snags are better. In fact, and nice barbie would suit me to the ground right now. Dammit.

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I hate cooking bacon in a frying pan, you get those hot little "pops" that shoot off the pan onto your arm. I'll stick to my "microwave everything or starve" philosophy, lol.

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Quote: "you get those hot little "pops" that shoot off the pan onto your arm"

Ahaha, girl.

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Quote: "I hate cooking bacon in a frying pan, you get those hot little "pops" that shoot off the pan onto your arm. I'll stick to my "microwave everything or starve" philosophy, lol."


Why don't you do bacon under the grill? Makes more sense to me, it spits less and some of the fat and water drips into the grill pan and your girly arms don't get hurt in the process. (Unless you forget to use the oven gloves to pull the pan from under the grill)

My philosophy is microwave nothing or starve - well more or less. Microwaves food is synthetic and horrible

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If you want scrambled egg you add a bit of milk and pepper and have to do like 30 secounds, stir/scramble, 30 seconds, stir/scramble etc.

If you just put an egg in, mixed up, you will get an omlet, I find omlet works best on a flat plate rather than a bowl. Some people can't get used to the taste of it not having 100g of vegitable oil fried into it, but adding ketchup helps.

Quote: "I hate cooking bacon in a frying pan, you get those hot little "pops" that shoot off the pan onto your arm"


Mr George Forman does my Bacon cooking, he will protect you from fat spits. I find the microwave don't crisp the rind, but frozen chicken I microwave for like 3-4mins then brown off in George. The cooker in the kitchen is just for show

Quote: "My philosophy is microwave nothing or starve - well more or less. Microwaves food is synthetic and horrible"


The synthetic taste i believe comes from people cooking in plastic containers. I always place food in a crock bowl/plate even if it's just a Pot Noodle and boiling water!

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Quote: "My philosophy is microwave nothing or starve - well more or less. Microwaves food is synthetic and horrible"

I feel the same way. The only thing we use the microwave for is either defrosting stuff or reheating stuff(although I don't personally).

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microwaves are for those who cant prepare a real meal

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Yes - my wife uses them a lot.
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Quote: "The only thing we use the microwave for is either defrosting stuff or reheating stuff(although I don't personally).
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That's pretty much it's use, though it can speed up the cooking of a jacket potato, but to keep its from turning into a crap potato, we put in the oven afterwards. Other than that, reheat - even canned food or satay, as they're all pre-cooked. Proper microwave food or using instead of an oven, yuck! I suppose it's the desire for real food - I mean we don't even get meat as it should be anymore, the 'top quality' steak I had from Tesco was horrible and chewy and full of water to make it heavier. Perhaps I should become a posh git and find the finest butchers in the area.

Quote: "microwaves are for those who cant prepare a real meal"


Haha, I'll have to agree on that one, though they are cheap and quick, but so is a chicken stir fry or a curry.

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Quote: "Yes - my wife uses them a lot"


like some birds losing the use of their wings, i think some people are losing the ability to cook too

but then i guess it's like writing a a game in pure C++, it's too much like hassel

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I'm lucky my wife is a great cook. I can burn cold cereal if I'm not careful, and that's hard to do!

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Whats the worst you have ever burned?

My worst is some fishfingers i left in a George Forman. When I found them they were like 4 sticks of coal After that i payed the extra £15 for a Forman with a timer...

..but my other half beats all, she managed to burn boiled eggs!

BOILED EGGS!! How the hell do you burn them they are sat in a pan of WATER! it stunk the house out for about a week

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