Oh oh... I smell a joke thread coming on.
More floppy disk tips....
by xplosys
Access time can be greatly improved by cutting more holes in the diskette jacket. This will provide more simultaneous access points to the disk.
Never use scissors and glue to manually edit documents. The data is stored much too small for the naked eye, and you may end up with data from some other document stuck in the middle of your document. Razor blades and scotch tape may be used, however, provided the user is equipped with an electron microscope.
and most importantly....
Periodically spray diskettes with insecticide to prevent system bugs from spreading.
Have a happy floppy!
I'm sorry, my answers are limited. You must ask the right question.
