I will join you country on one condition...As it will be 'chav-land' as INH pointed out...I need a place to hold my 'Battle Royale' re-enactment group and we're not allowed to do this legally anywhere else...not even Cuba, so I want you to legalise this group. What we're actually doing is sending chavs by the boat load to participate in our 'little game', all chavs will be given a selection of weapons and resources and in a death match style scenario, a survivor has come out after killing everybody else - some weapons will be good, some crap. If they no one wins within a certain number of days, their neck braces explode...Though one minor difference to the events in battle Royale...when the survivor comes out, I shoot them.
So what do you say? Many governments have already said they'd like to support me, but their arse is basically on the line because of the Geneva convention, the UN and all this legal and political mumbo jumbo - I mean genocide hasn't gone down too well with people in the past, but I mean the Nazis, Turkish and Africans had it all wrong in the past. Even Amnesty International have told me I'm a visionary and my ideals will be beneficial to society and will certainly improve the environment.
So in reality...it is imperative that you legalise my good deed.
Hakuna Matata
