to the bathroom
Story so far:
One day while young zombie sat on a bench eating human brains he saw a strange figure in a white Mercedes driving next to a bald camel. The strange figure ate some peanuts and choked to get the attention of a squirrel. The squirrel ignored the sitting zombies, but felt attracted to a pie-eating spider monkey who was screaming “HELP!!! DICK CHENEY!!!” This was seen as an insult by the moderators, but the moderators decided not to ban Dick Cheney from the universe. Instead, they asked why he did not clean the car on Saturday. He didn’t answer. He looked around. He stopped. A fire truck fell into a pit. It burst into flames and exploded. Another fire truck did the same but emitted a radioactive beam of chicken manure and shiny steel spoons. The spoons were carelessly tossed into a swimming pool by the Klingons who dastardly ate my chocolate digestive! The Klingons exploded on the sofa, then blew up a moat using radioactive slimy goo. This caused a nuclear explosion at McDonalds. The “food” they served there was mostly unaffected. Big macs and nuggets, Radioactive McDonalds did, I’m telling the world about it. “GO ON!!!” yelled Dick Cheney. He then ran across the street into a metal light post and saw a young zombie sitting on a pukwak. The zombie licked the ice and pooed his pants. His girlfriend saw him eat the ice and proceeded to watch eBay, then bidded on a shiny new handbag. W3P was not a giant cherry. Insert Name Here decided to go to the bathroom
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