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Bozzy
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Posted: 19th Sep 2007 21:14 Edited at: 19th Sep 2007 21:28
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Hi,

I'm making a project of crazy, bizarre ideas... Like that warioware for DS... And I need ideas off you


Any ideas?

Cheers,
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My Idea

You have to fire one-legged cats from a cannon into an infected nostril to claw out the infection in the quickest time possible
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You have to use the mouse to guide a flying ferret through rain clouds in order to get as wet as he can to be used to clean his owners car, the problem is the mouse controls are inverted and you are under constant attack from killer tea towels from mars that want to dry you off...



..you asked


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Quote: "You have to use the mouse to guide a flying ferret through rain clouds in order to get as wet as he can to be used to clean his owners car, the problem is the mouse controls are inverted and you are under constant attack from killer tea towels from mars that want to dry you off..."


This game could change gaming history as we know it. *gets coding*


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Quote: "You have to use the mouse to guide a flying ferret through rain clouds in order to get as wet as he can to be used to clean his owners car, the problem is the mouse controls are inverted and you are under constant attack from killer tea towels from mars that want to dry you off...



..you asked [center]"


That sounds amazing! Can we get the ferret for TGC Heroes?


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I'm making that idea now

Just using a googled ferret for now
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Of course, the ferret needs to be riding in an ancient Ford with broken headlights.

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Posted: 19th Sep 2007 21:53
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Quote: "crazy, bizarre ideas"

Renewable energy.

Uhhhhhhh.... I forgot
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There should be a wind-meter which indicates how much wetness is blown from the Ferret, but the windmeter should be damagable and destroyable.


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By radiation emmiting from the ferrets pe- uhh... tail.

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Yes. You would aim with the arrows and fly with the mouse. The radiation could turn the towels into a blazing inferno in the rainy nightsky.

Wow, that sounded dramatic.


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A beat'em up, but instead of punching the other guy you attack his health bar

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Buuut...contained in some towels there's containing and which the ferret using and for pure . But to make it you need from .

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Posted: 19th Sep 2007 23:11 Edited at: 19th Sep 2007 23:18
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I've done some of it so far lol

Keep coming with the ideas:



I've made it so that after a couple of points, it gradually increase the difficulty so it gets bloomin hard by the end
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Posted: 19th Sep 2007 23:44 Edited at: 19th Sep 2007 23:45
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cool!
Can't believe you actually made it lol

The bar should be labelled "FERRET SATURATION"

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Oh christ, i mention this, go out for a few drinks and theres a game...


..i was joking


Yet feel strangely proud.


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Quote: "and you are under constant attack from killer tea towels from mars that want to dry you off"


Seriously, I cant get over how awesome this idea is^.^


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We had a thread full of mine...Zombie's, Grandma's, Tha_Rami's and several other people's contribution of insane ideas and got locked when it went too OTT...maybe if none of us 'culprits' post this thread will live...but I've already started posting, so I like to finish what I start (except clearly my DBP projects of course).

Bizarre ideas...Well how about a Tuxedoes for penguins gsme, dress up the pengiun or one to provide psycho therapy for anybody who has come into contact with rich, selfish girls who always get their own way, I won't name the obvious...I've made enough jokes about Paris Hilton as it is. - this in a game form of course - you have Brain Academy and then Paris Therapy, it's perfect! The object of the game is to cure the patient of their fears and anxieties without doing harm to yourself and Paris Hilton should be the hardest level...

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Quote: "Seriously, I cant get over how awesome this idea is^.^"


It seems that the one idea that i make up as i type the words, becomes the most popular one i've ever done...


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Posted: 20th Sep 2007 09:04 Edited at: 20th Sep 2007 09:12
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Added some effects and here we go



Download http://www.savefile.com/files/1068635
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Scored 55!

A few things tho, the controls are supposed to be backwards. You also need to include mars in the background with some flying towels coming out from the planet. And you need levels, so in between each level you get to clean part of the car. These of course, are only my suggestions for creating the greatest game of all time.


...Second try 170!


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Posted: 20th Sep 2007 11:52 Edited at: 20th Sep 2007 11:53
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Quote: "so I like to finish what I start "


sep sep sep..I've got to come over to england sometime and bs with you for a day..we could totally take over in a week.

damn right..bizzare ideas I love it!!!

Okay lets start off now cause zombie is feeling hyper and tired at the same time.

How about a picture of the terminator and you must draw a smile on his face?

You are being chased by a spike ball..jam on the spacebar to get away in time, if you make it you run into a housewife holding a pie.

What about a quick memory dance game at a disco, copy the groovemaster's moves.

Everyone likes a little violence, boxing, shooting, you name it.

Blacken the screen and make it so you have to shoot a target before time runs out.

Finish the drawings are always fun too.

Put up a shape and make the person outline it with the mouse.

Make a cake and the player must finish the decoration.

A drag race, hit the space bar at the allotted times to win.


Well thats all for now, whattya think?

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To put it bluntly with a huge hint of jealousy at those ideas...

They're all crap, I mean OMGZ they are like so amature, you nooby noob noob...

Or should I do an impression of Serj Adjo or whatever that weirdo's name was?

How about a game where you have to peel the skin off of a banana, the person who peels the most skins off is the winner!

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Clean up the room.

The game would use physics and shaders.
You can move around the furniture, break stuff, glue or tape stuff together, draw stuff on the walls with any pen you find.
You have to clean up the room until the owner of the room says it is great! and you will earn money.

after a room is cleaned, another customer will come and ask for your help. Now you have to clean another room

The rooms get larger and messier as the game progress. and Finally when you have $100 you can accomplish your goal.
that goal is to rent a person to clean your own room.

But you have to use a Wii remote.

I allways afraided from a clowns. aww..
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sep- you make my mornings rock after work..this forum keeps my sarcasm meter on all day long.

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I didn't mean the title bar (although a cool title ) isn't there a bar showing how wet the ferret is?
How do I use a rar file?

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rarlab.com

I got 70 first try.


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It is 3 am and two chickens are walking down the field discussing the geopolitical ramifications of a deeply decreased in value dollar vs a newly risen euro to 1.5. As they approach the barn they realize they are being followed, as fear slowly over takes them, they realize they are being hunted by Colonel Sanders who has a vat of boiling grease.

The point of the game is to keep your chickens from being caught by sanders and dumped into the vat of grease. Your chicken should also be trying to collect as many euro as possible before the collapse of the US dollar
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A game in which the main character is a drunken guy who needs to survive crossing a road, while alien invaders attack, the cold war turns hot and a tornado storm. The game would be blurred, controlled by keyboard and you'd have to avoid cars, bouncing trees, alien laserbeams/tractor beams and nuclear missles; the game would barely care for your input and after playing show you the "Congratulations!!! You're the 1 millionth player of this game this week!!! Your ID# = [random value]. Click here to claim your price!!"-sign and after clicking redirect you some obscure medical/fake rolex site.


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oh! I have a bizarre idea!

You play as a fat plumber from...uuh ITALY! and you have to save a princess from....hmmm.....turtles? and...mushrooms with feet!

You can use your uber plumbing skills to travel from different locations trough the waterworks. And the powerups could be in the form of flowers, mushrooms and hippie stuff like that.

.....oh wait, it's been done before.

Okay then, how about a game were you play as an emo, and the objective is to "lose"? but your "enemies" keep throwing health and other powerups at you, you need to avoid those. And collect the sharp\unhealthy-looking objects.

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You run around a town trying to get from A to B. But wait, getting in your way is randomly positioned nuclear explosions. Obviously you want to avoid going blind, so you must make sure they are not in your line of sight for more than a split second. Actually a dream I had when I was about 10 that one...

Or how about you are a floating phantom blue whale trying to get into a mansion to murder people. They can defend themselves with hoovers and anti-ghost whale guns. While you are it you can pick up bits of ghost lard everywhere to stop you from turning into a real whale. Which obviously isn't good when you are floating around a mansion defying most of the physics book including how the hell you fit in there in the first place (well you are ghostly...). Is a bit like pac-man, but replace the ghosts with people, and pac-man with a giant sea apparition. You can also do a bit of Deus Ex type gameplay as the place is surrounded by fog, which luckily blends in quite well with your ghosty whale look. Yep. Another dream...

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omg that is the greatest game ever XD.

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Firstly decided to make the "Emo" game!

I've done an emo cow btw

Working on others

Keep them good ideas a-comin
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a flying submarine

learn blender, you will never regret it.

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Bozzy this idea rocks..let us know if you need more ideas.

How about if you have to ride a missle to the moon by tapping in random numbers, and then the moon's all like no zombie no don't hurt me and I'm like shut up moon you don't own me.

What if you were on a swing and you alternately tapped the space and return key for power to see how far you could jump.

A quick surfing game could be cool too.

Tell me to shut up at any time.

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Quote: "Okay then, how about a game were you play as an emo, and the objective is to "lose"? but your "enemies" keep throwing health and other powerups at you, you need to avoid those. And collect the sharp\unhealthy-looking objects."


I like the idea of that game, I mean we've all wanted to kill an emo, but never wanted to lose a game by making your objective of killing your character.

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not to mention an emo cow, will I get suicidal thoughts it I eat him?

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I've made the emo cow move in a circle around a doctor, who is spawing health packs every so often in a random direction. Knives also spawn at a random place and move towards the doctor... You control the emo cow's speed by the arrowkeys!

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Keep it up bozzy..sounds like a great set of games.

Quote: " ...maybe if none of us 'culprits' post this thread will live "


yea we're the troublemakers haha..

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Created the emo cow challenge

Added a main menu to it, so you can access both games

Download Link:http://dodownload.filefront.com/8601819//3b5ffe5967cc8c1af1dfea6540b094dd6e94c117370d22bf4272de6bded1ec7b7e26a52046f05c59
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Powerful Emo Cow, lol. Nice


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I think there is already a Bizar Games... don't want to get confused.


Since the other one was scaring you guys so much...
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Hmm... is that a game or is that a name?

It's Bizarre, not Bizar in my case
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[Double Post for New Idea]

Keepy-Uppys with random legs (Frogs, Bear, Human, Cats etc etc), but with heads that split and divide, and you have to click on the correct leg to keepy it uppy

What d'ya think?
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Bizar Games is what Bizar Guy runs, I don't think Bizarre Games is something that really confuses with Bizar Games - not in quality nor concept. These are fun little games, Bizar Games are like Dream and Old School - real, full games.


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Quote: "not to mention an emo cow"


I've met a couple...oh THAT kind of emo cow...so do they eat Emo grass: Grass that cuts itself (I'm sorry I told that joke before on these forums, so I apologise for those who have to suffer it again, just don't persecute me for it)

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Quote: "Emo grass: Grass that cuts itself "


I think that if i hear that joke again, i'm going to turn into emo grass myself...

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@Oolite
Do you know what emo grass is?...

It's grass that cuts itself. Hahahaha! Funny isn't it?


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I think I'll take tha_rami's (or the rabi's just to wind him up ) lead...because...well Emo grass is grass that cut's itself. We are cruel men, but I really wanted to see if I really could turn a person emo, if I could, I would have it in writing and posted on my door so everybody can see 'Seppuku: Emo converter'...I'd be like an evangelical preacher, with a beard that people can stroke for good luck.

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The Adventures of Dirk Basic
"Dirk Basic is an ordinary man, but one with amazingly cool super-powers!
He is one of the top agents at Animal Rescue; a top secret organisation, so secret that no one knows the location of their secret headquarters, so secret that they had to build a new secret headquarters when they realised nobody knew where it was. They dedicate their lives to ensuring the safety of all creatures, except insects because they're really small. They are ANIMAL RESCUE!"

Beached
A whale is beached! Looks like a job for Dirk Basic and Animal Rescue!
Poke the whale with a big stick to push him back into the water before the whale dies of dehydration. You could maybe use the saturated ferret to re-hydrate the whale

Raining Cats & Dogs
Canines and Felines are falling from the sky. You, Dirk Basic (animal rescue agent) must catch the poor animals before they are squished by the impact of their fall.

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LOL, Obese87, you're ideas are great.

Hmmm I will think of one now.

You are a toy, a toy without any joints, therefor you can't really move, just sorta wobble around alot while laying down. Well, your owner left you in the sun on his desk. UNDER A MAGNIFYING GLASS! You have a certain time limit to wobble, shimmy, and shake your way to safety bt rapidly tapping the left and right arrow keys to tip him left and right, perhaps using physics to in some way aid you. But if you take to long, you'll MELT!

A nice dark game for children, make sure it's a really cute toy so when it dies it's really sad. And make it scream in the heat and stuff...

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