lol i've told a few girls before too, most are like "oh, oki"
i mean there's not point in saying you've got a 20fter or something when its quite obvious you don't - and only the shallow girls & guys will tend to make fun if its a dinty baby size
though i remember once i was at camp and we were playing a game called the "wide game" where basically you've gotta be driven out with a sleeping bag over your head and dropped off around 5-10miles from camp and have to make it all the way back (in groups) to the campsite and try to make it into a square they're setup without the staff catching you and taking your armbands off.
Sounds like a poorly planned abduction but was alot of fun
well anyways were walking back and as you can imagine we've not got a bloody clue where we're going and so it gets a bit boring and to stop the girlies freaking out cause its all dark (they literally drop us off in the middle of nowhere! pitch black no lights, not civi for miles lol) ... well we got talking about all of our little "conquests" as it were (back in those days i only had one though so i didn't have much to say lol), some of the stuff these girls had done ... christ
well anyways we get onto the subject of how big our sausages are, and Larry poor fella went bright red and was like "i can't tell you that" - and the way they'd said it wasn't beating around the bush kinda made me a little edgy so i got a little bashful so they were like "Okay we don't need to know exact inches or nothing, just like is it a maggot or is it like a python?"
So I said what i though would've been about right on the scale so i said "erm... well i guess its a grass snake."
got a few giggles, probably cause i was being bashful for once - was something repeated a few times around camp with like "i dunno who said it but we were talking about thing sizes and like this guys said..." - everytime i heard it i went bright red lol
especially when i girl i though was cute was like "ohh ... thats a good answer."
i don't really care about people knowing it now though, i mean not as if it matter how big or small it is - i know i can please the lass's with it ... and no doubt other guys know they can please thier wifes with thiers, what does it matter what people think of its size.
not the size of the weapon or size of the load it can shoot, its how good you are at hitting the target that matters
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Quote: " It's a well known fact that a stretched out hand has your penis size there for all to see (thumb tip to index finger tip - like the 'L' loser handsign)."
i just can see that episode of Friends where they're all doing little guns after being told that - hahaa
i wouldn't mind knowing who the hell had enough time on thier hands to find that fact out - and how they went about finding out
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