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Peter H
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yeah like...

"Emo grass, it cuts itself!"


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Raven
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Posted: 16th Oct 2007 16:03 Edited at: 16th Oct 2007 16:04
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Quote: "Everyone is entitled to an opinion. Yours is just plain rubbish though"


alternative:
Opinions are like a***holes, every bugger has one and they all stink!

can't believe i forgot my favourite though.

Dude, it's as easy as shooting fish in a barrel with a 12 gauge.

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I think I might make an emo game at some point.
About this friend I have.... hehehe.

the rabi

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Seppuku Arts
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lol at Jess...Emos are too easy...Chavs too, but don't get me started on them...
Quote: "You are only entitled to an opinion when I give it to you."


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Posted: 17th Oct 2007 00:39 Edited at: 17th Oct 2007 22:34
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Fooooooooooooooooooooooooooorget it folks!

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Posted: 17th Oct 2007 01:27
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"Repitition is a sign of stupidity, Repitition is a sign of stupidity, Repitition is a sign of stupidity, Now what was I just saying....?"

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Mine is :

Quote: "Indeed"


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Benjamin
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Posted: 17th Oct 2007 01:33 Edited at: 17th Oct 2007 01:34
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Quote: "I wish my grass was emo so it would mow itself. No wait, that's not right..."


[edit] Oh, didn't see this page.

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Posted: 17th Oct 2007 01:36 Edited at: 17th Oct 2007 01:37
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[edit]
Inserted the bloody quote, so that I didn't end up offending a fellow cat...

Quote: ""Repitition is a sign of stupidity, Repitition is a sign of stupidity, Repitition is a sign of stupidity, Now what was I just saying....?"
"

You're stupid?

Quote: "My one is about war...
"If you turn back your turning back from your country.""


Dare I say it...I disagree with that quote...what if turning back was the right thing for your country? I mean I don't want to accidentally stumble into politics, but I don't think fighting in a war is always doing your country a favour - turning your back to the war could be the most honourable thing to do in a certain situation...I'm not naming wars, but speaking hypothetically to avoid any political opinions on any wars past. I won't even mention any that are long gone...

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demons breath
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@Seppuku: I was going to comment on that too, but I felt that we could be stepping into political territory far too much here, and I didn't want to get a big old debate going...

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True, but I tried to keep the point as un-political as I could...There's nothing there nobody could make a political point about unless they're an idiot if they try to make it political. I mean I could mean any war within the existence of humanity and well of course I do mean that.

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aluseus GOD
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Quote: "Do you like _______? I don't. WHy dont you be more specific!"


Hi. I am sorry for being a random n00b. I got carried away and started posting to much. Then again I am a little kid.
This has been a public announcement by John- who wants a taco.
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I have another one. Im sorry im oduble posting but I cant edit.

Quote: "The Mehoo and Eggzactleewuht:
Guy: Knock Knock.
Me: Who's there?
Guy: Me.
Me: Me who?
Guy: Exactly!
Me: Exactly what?
Guy: Right again!
Me: About what?
Guy: Not about what, Eggzactleewuht!
Me: That's what Im asking you..."


Hi. I am sorry for being a random n00b. I got carried away and started posting to much. Then again I am a little kid.
This has been a public announcement by John- who wants a taco.
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SunnyKatt
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Said to a loud annyoing kid at a baseball game by me:

"I'm going to pull out your tounge and knee you in the chin so you bite it off!"

CHECK OUT THE FLUFFUM WAR
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Agent Dink
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Quote: ""I'm going to pull out your tounge and knee you in the chin so you bite it off!""


That's gotta be the best threat I've ever heard LOL

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BMacZero
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Magic the Gathering flavor texts:

Quote: ""Some solve problems by thinking and talking. Others use rocks." —Toggo, goblin weaponsmith"

Quote: ""Take the sharp metal stick and make a lotta holes." —Jula, goblin raider"

Quote: ""If you're gonna lose, at least make sure they don't win as much." —Jula, goblin raider"

Quote: ""Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're dead." —Jaya Ballard, task mage"

Quote: ""His sacrifice shall not be forgotten. Now toss his body over there with the others." —Phage the Untouchable"

Quote: ""Stand your ground, troops! This shall be our finest hour!" —General Jarkeld, the Arctic Fox, last words"


And, my old sigs:
Quote: "The upside to not thinking about the consequences is that you'll always surprise those who do."

Quote: ""Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire." —Jaya Ballard, task mage"



"Fire is always at the top of the food chain, and it has a big appetite."
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Jeku
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Posted: 17th Oct 2007 05:35
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Quote: ""Do you like _______? I don't. WHy dont you be more specific!""


I don't get it.

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david w
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Posted: 17th Oct 2007 05:40 Edited at: 17th Oct 2007 07:54
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my favorite saying is

Quote: ""dont make me slap you in the mouth""


i tell that to people all the time its so funny.

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Don't swear.
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Agent Dink
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Posted: 17th Oct 2007 06:12
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I just made one up I thought might be entertaining...

Quote: "There's a bright side to everything, or so they say. I wouldn't know. I wear sunglasses."

- a pessimist (aka me)

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One for Dell(or just about anyone else these days)

Quote: ""Sorry Mario but the customer service you are looking for is in another country""


http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=73324&b=8
My RPG WIP, check it out
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Quote: "Give a man a gun and he'll want bullets, give him them and he'll be giving the bullets away!"


Quote: "We're not retreating, we're advancing in another direction"


"Don't make me come down there!" -God
"I'm not a rascist...I just hate everybody" -Christian "Flake" Lorenz of Rammstein
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Posted: 17th Oct 2007 11:09
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Quote: "Make a man a fire, he'll be warm for the night, Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."


I've never, ever, found a use for that quote in my life, but it's a funny one, so I thought I'd post it anyway.

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demons breath
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@Jess T: I've used that one in the past... takes a lot of worming into conversation though...

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General! We're surrounded!
Great! Now we can shoot in all directions!


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And well you have the team america one (Edited slightly due to the swearing in it)

uh kids avert your eyes!



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There's too many in Team America (and too rude) to quote them all I think I'm going to quote one from a video game now, because I think video games should have more humour in them:

From Giants: Citizen Kabuto: "My name is Achmed, but you may call me Timmy"

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-Destiny is a Son-of-a-...
-Are you having a good time? Good! Good time is good!

Make games, not war.

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Benjamin
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Quote: "when the s**t hits the fan, make sure it's not facing you"


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Posted: 17th Oct 2007 22:27 Edited at: 17th Oct 2007 22:37
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I basically have millions of catchphrases. I invent about three a day. Then I forget them.

Some of them:
Quote: "
Stuff You you damn you!
"

Quote: "
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN ED
"

(Said in a robotic voice)
Used to shout that just before I'd trip someone up


[edit]
Seeing its moved on a bit to emos, here's one thing I did once which developed into a catchphrase:

You know

wait soz, gotta go, edit later (soz!)

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Okay. My other phrase... actually from Dodgeball:
"If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!"
Probably a great saying

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Seppuku Arts
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Deathead, mind if I test that theory on you?

And well...we all love Airplane:

Quote: "-Surely you can do something?
-I can try, and don't call me Shirley."


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Quote: "-A machine can does the work of 50 men but can´t does the work of a extraordinary man-"


Not mine


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Aaron Miller
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When me and my friends are skateboarding (Though I suck at skateboarding), right before they try to do a trick I yell "cupcake", and it makes them fall... Makes me laugh every time.

How's this one?
Quote: "Steeeeeve Parry"

Baseketball


I made this one up:
Quote: "You know you're dying when the "coca cola" sticker comes off of a bottle called "poison""


And here's another one I made up:
Quote: "I don't believe in bad luck, just Chuck Norris."


Also, a friend and I made a "Bruce Norris" facts website. It's like Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris combined.
Bruce Norris Facts


Cheers,

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Quote: "The more you learn, the dumber you realise you are."


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Quote: "That's about as straightforward as the plot to an Agatha Christie novel!"


"Don't make me come down there!" -God
"I'm not a rascist...I just hate everybody" -Christian "Flake" Lorenz of Rammstein
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Quote: "Love is sharp.
Hate is sharper.
Jealousy is the sharpest.
Because it's Love and Hate combined."



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*applaudes tha_rami*

"Don't make me come down there!" -God
"I'm not a rascist...I just hate everybody" -Christian "Flake" Lorenz of Rammstein
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Aaron Miller
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Chuck Norris doesn't applaud, he simply slaps you on the back and hopes you live through that.


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Chuck Norris never hopes. He makes it so.


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Every day, Chuck Norris selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. (I think that was it, anyway).

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Peter H
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and there goes this thread

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On his birthday, Chuck Norris selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

When Chuck Norris gets cold, he climbs into an oven.

You know that movie the hills have eyes? Those weren't atomic bombs, that was Chuck Norris!

You know someone's lying when:
* They claim to have a million dollars just from reciting the alphabet.

* They say they invented the color "green".

* They say they saw Chuck Norris and lived.


Mc Guyver may be able to build a boat from 2 potato chips, a rubber band, and a paperclip, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.



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They say Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

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My favorite quotes.
Quote: "Why Me???"

Quote: "If something is hard, count me out."

Quote: "I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met."

Quote: "I intend to live forever - so far, so good!"


-Stoopid

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@Stoopid
That last one made me laugh. I got a thought in my head that before dying you would say "Crap! Not good, not good!".

@Inspire
Never heard that last Chuck Norris joke before, nice.


Cheers,

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Quote: "We do the difficult right away, the impossible takes slightly longer.""
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Oh man Chily Dog what's that from? I saw it the other day as well. That's gonna be annoying me all day...

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Jack of all trades and master of none. He's the one I want to be, he's the one.
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If at first you don't succeed, relax, you're like the rest of us.
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@ mamaji4: Haha I haven't heard the second one before.

But you shouldn't double post; under your picture to the left of the thread you want to edit, there's a little "edit post" link. When you open that you can add to/edit your post.

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