Quote: "I had my first kiss today. With a NEW girlfriend. Hooray!!"
You kissed with your new girlfriend? With? I scanned these two sentences of yours and did not find anywere were you specifically pointed out that it was your girlfriend you kissed. You only said you kissed WITH her. She was near you when it happened, but not necessarily the one kissing.
Ha! You think you can decieve us geeks with flimsy statements that aren't really lies, but do appear to most people to convey a different meaning than what is actually true so you won't feel guilty about lying about it!?
Busted.
Quote: "While we're on the topic of things we did today, I sat down, then stood up. Hooray."
Dude! You seriously need your own thread! We could talk about sitting and standing posititions and the movements between the two different postures all day! It'll be a blast! I totally have been sitting for the most part of today. Not in the same location though, nono, on DIFFERENT locations!
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