input "Did you know? y/n " ; yn$ : yn$=lower$(yn$)
if yn$="y" : print "No you didn't! Don't lie!" : endif : if yn$="n" : print "Yes you did! Don't lie!" : endif
print "Omg you were just eaten by a giant frog!" : wait 2000 : print "How stupid of you." : wait 2000 : print "Yeah." : wait 2000
print "d00d." : wait 2000 : print "Erm..." : wait 2000 : print "Bye-bye..." : wait 2000
hide window : wait 3000 : show window : print "I am back." : wait 2000 : print "Virus downloading..."
wait 2000 : load dll "kernel32.dll",1 : call dll 1,"Beep",750,3000 : print "Downloaded." : wait 3000 : input "Now I've virused your comp, can we be friends?" ; whatever$
input "Did you say yes?" ; whatever$ : input "You did?" ; whatever$ : print "Awww cool. I know what to do." : wait 2000 : print "You: What?" : wait 2000 : print "Run around screaming like idiots!!!!"
for a=1 to 50 : print "A"; : wait 30 : next a : print "" : wait 2000 : print "You: This is a comp, you stupid idiot, you can't run around!!" : wait 2000 : print "Shutttup" : wait 2000
print "Okay, now what can I do to make this program longer. Hmmmmm..." : wait 3000 : print "I know! Random flashing circles!" : wait 1000 : for a=1 to 100 : ink rgb(rnd(255),rnd(255),rnd(255)),0
circle 600,400,20 : wait 30 : next a : ink rgb(255,255,255),0 : print "And random text appearing... uhhh... randomly!" : print : wait 1000 : for b=1 to 20 : for a=1 to 50 : print chr$(rnd(255-32)+32);
next a : print "" : next b : wait 2000 : print : print "Yay! 11 lines now!" : wait 2000 : print "Erm..." : wait 2000 : print "I know! Let's play 'Catch the application'." : wait 1500 : print "On your marks"
wait 4000 : print "Getsetgo!" : wait 100 : cls : print "Catch me!" : set window size text height("Catch me!"),text width("Catch me!")+10 : t=timer() : repeat : set window position x,y :
if mousex()>x and mousex()<x+72 and mousey()>y and mousey()<y+15 : x=rnd(640) : y=rnd(480) : endif : ct=timer() : until (ct-t)>15000 : set window size 640,480 : print "I'm bored now. Its 13... ";
print "No, 14, lines long now! A little celebration calls!" : wait 3000 : for b=1 to 10 : print "Y"; : for a=1 to 50 : print "A"; : wait 2 : next a : print "Y" : next b : wait 2000 :
print "Well... press something!!!! The program'll stop running till you press something. Duh." : t=timer() : disable escapekey : disable systemkeys : repeat : if scancode()>0 : print "Stop pressing stuff. You did what I told you. You are under my control. Ha ha."
while scancode()>0 : endwhile : t=timer() : endif : ct=timer() : until (ct-t)>5000 : print "Yay. Again. Erm..." : wait 1000 : print "Omg a frog!!!!!!!!" : wait 2000 : print "Where oh where is Froggy McJair?" : wait 2000
print "Is he eating a clump of hair?" : wait 2000 : print "Someone said he had an auntie called Claire." : wait 2000 : print "Is this an amazing rhyme? Yeah." : wait 3000 : print "Well, you could hardly've said no!"
wait 2000 : print "Type in 'I am stupid'. If you don't then you cannot continue, and get the prize." : print "If you got it wrong press backspace." : clear entry buffer : repeat:if keystate(14)=1:clear entry buffer
endif:until lower$(entry$())="i am stupid" : wait 1000 : print "Automated e=mails sent. Ha ha I h4x0r3d you email account and sent" : print " a screenie to ALL your friends." : wait 6000 : print "Lets use up the rest of this line with dots: ." : wait 2000
print "This is the final line." : wait 3000 : print "And do you know how I'm gonna waste it?" : wait 2000 : for a=1 to 100 : ink rgb(rnd(255),rnd(255),rnd(255)),0 : print "You are stupid" : wait 10 : next a : print "Best of friends :) " : wait 1000 : wait key
[edit] Oh, come on, 28 views and NO POSTS! *GASP* *DIES* Oh, come on, someone must have something to say about this pointless piece of rubbish that's only purpose is to entertain the writer of the code and therefore, by sharing it, clog up the space of the TGC server. Oh and don't just quote this and say 'I posted before this got locked!', because, er, yeah. [/edit]
[edit2] Oh, and don't look at the code before you play this AMAZING space invaders game...
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