Quote: "Unexpected is good. An exceptional streamlined browsing technology known as the Cut Away Effectâ„¢, randomly prevents 9/10 of the browser from rendering properly in order to save system resources. This is not a bug"
Quote: "Open multiple copies of Microsoft websites in one window with tabbed browsing. See thumbnail images of all Microsoft sites in a single view. Organize multiple tabs of sites into a single tab group of everything Microsoft and save it as a favorite. Opening 30 of your favorite Microsoft sites has never been easier."
Sorry but this has to be the funniest
Quote: "Microsoft Firefox 2007 automatically shrinks text to abysmally small sizes, so all webpage content can fit onto a single apostrophe on your final printed page. This saves ink. Printing options includes adjustable margins, customizable margins, removable margins and more changeable margins. Manipulating margins has never been so exciting."
Quote: "A robust new Microsoft security architecture known as TakeOverâ„¢ helps to protect the Windows Kernel from malicious, damaging and viral software such as Symantec and McAfee products."
Sos for all the quotes but they are all really funny-thought that I better not put a quote from fast fun
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