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Omega gamer 89
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I just realized that it is very likey that I only have the 11 MB version of BDPro installed on my computer.
I purchased DBPro in AUgust 2007, and I think I accidentally downloaded and installed the 11 MB lite version instead of the 90 MB full version. If I go home today and check, and I DID do this...
I'M. GOING. TO. FLIP.
Don't be surprised if the city of Pittsburgh is missing tomorrow. As I will likely have hurled it into the sun.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Quote: "My god... Am I honestly THAT STUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!"


Quote: "...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!"



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I'm stumped.

Should I feel sympathy or should I rofl? :?

"I have faith, that I shall win the race, even though I have no legs, and am tied to a tree." ~Mark75
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both, please.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Ok, well then yes, you are that stupid.

What do i win?

"I have faith, that I shall win the race, even though I have no legs, and am tied to a tree." ~Mark75
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an imaginary cookie with sprinkles.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Darn.

Quote: "I just realized that it is very likey that I only have the 11 MB version of BDPro installed on my computer.
I purchased DBPro in AUgust 2007, and I think I accidentally downloaded and installed the 11 MB lite version instead of the 90 MB full version. If I go home today and check, and I DID do this...
I'M. GOING. TO. FLIP."




"I have faith, that I shall win the race, even though I have no legs, and am tied to a tree." ~Mark75
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Quote: "Don't be surprised if the city of Pittsburgh is missing tomorrow. As I will likely have hurled it into the sun."


I'm from Pittsburgh. You will have to get past me first.


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You won't get past a mod. Even in real life. Even if he has no legs, and is tied to a tree.


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Looking forward to it... Hehehe... I will unleash all the animals at the pittsburgh zoo, (Where I work) and I will feed you to Rocky, the arthrieitic Kodiak bear. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Besides, unless you find me and stop me quickly, you'll just get hurled into the sun along with the rest of the burgh.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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But what if he has FAITH that he can? Forget the pedal amputeness and the being tied to a tree!

"I have faith, that I shall win the race, even though I have no legs, and am tied to a tree." ~Mark75
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But you're stupid, remember? So you can't. You wouldn't be clever enough. You throw up the 11mb lite version of Pittsburg.


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OUCH. that stings, Insert Name Here. That was very clever. I Rofl'd. I have no problem laughing at my self.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 31st Jan 2008 21:55 Edited at: 31st Jan 2008 21:56
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I reiterate:


"I have faith, that I shall win the race, even though I have no legs, and am tied to a tree." ~Mark75

So therefore, he CAN defeat them.

[/sarcasm]

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and hey, Even if I do only throw the 11MB version, I'll still be destroying the 11MB of the mod. So I will be a legend; the boy who made a mod not live.

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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"I have faith, that I shall win the race, even though I have no legs, and am tied to a tree." ~Mark75

So therefore, he CAN defeat them.
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I was talknig about Ron, not Mr 11Mb over there.

Quote: "and hey, Even if I do only throw the 11MB version, I'll still be destroying the 11MB of the mod. So I will be a legend; the boy who made a mod not live."


Not quite, Mods are worth easily 89mb, where as us lowly forums only have 12mb.


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well, then, he wont BE a mod anymore. if mods are 89 MB, and I destroy 11 MB of him (AT LEAST 11 MB.) he'll only be 78 MB. SO, if you need AT LEAST 89MB to be a mod, and he is now only 78MB, he is just an oversized forumface. So now...
I CAN DESTROY HIM!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAAA!11!!!A!A!11!!A!111A!!!

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Posted: 31st Jan 2008 22:22
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Quote: "My god... Am I honestly THAT STUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!"


Well you made a thread about it...


If it was illegal to be stupid we'd run out of room.
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Posted: 31st Jan 2008 22:28
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You work at the Pittsburgh zoo, eh? Which exibit?
Nevermind. I now know why the monkey house STINKS so bad.


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Quote: "...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!"


Its obvious he works at the ferret cage, if they have one


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Quote: "well, then, he wont BE a mod anymore. if mods are 89 MB, and I destroy 11 MB of him (AT LEAST 11 MB.) he'll only be 78 MB. SO, if you need AT LEAST 89MB to be a mod, and he is now only 78MB, he is just an oversized forumface. So now...
I CAN DESTROY HIM!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAAA!11!!!A!A!11!!A!111A!!"


No, cuz Ron is a relatively new mod (Comparatively), so has 15mb spare.


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Pittsburgh smells funny

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Yes.


A mod has been erased by your signature because it was larger than 600x120
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Quote: "Don't be surprised if the city of Pittsburgh is missing tomorrow"


You realize there is an army base there, right? My friend is stationed there at the moment, and I think she could take you down


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If you destroy Pittsburgh, the only reason I will bat an eye is because the art school I want to go to is there But the rest of Pittsburgh I don't really care about...

Btw, I believe all you are missing out on of the almighty 90mb version is some lame media I can't believe most people would even use

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But could he defeat the mod with the help of his ferret minions?

"Variables won't, constants aren't."
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Quote: "You won't get past a mod. Even in real life. Even if he has no legs, and is tied to a tree."


True - Monty Python's famed Black Knight has nothing on us...

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Quote: "True - Monty Python's famed Black Knight has nothing on us... "


`Tis only a flesh wound.


Quote: "Pittsburgh smells funny"


People always picture Pittsburgh as the old steel town it used to be (along with the polution that filled the skies). It is nothing like that anymore. It is actually a nice looking town these days. I'm happy to call it home.


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Gasp!

There's media in the 90mb version??

I'm stupid...

But unlike whoever started this post, I refuse to destroy anything. I'll see if I can't whip up something pointless with my new found power.

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@Phaelax:
I don't care if there's a nuclear powered super-mega-uber-war-robot stationed there. My ferret minions and I can destroy ANYTHING through sheer numbers. Your friend will have her toes and fingers nibbled off by my ferrets and then she'll freak out and run away bleeding and screaming.
P.S. There is an army base pretty much EVERYWHERRE. you'd be hard pressed to find somewhwere without one.

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Quote: "No, cuz Ron is a relatively new mod (Comparatively), so has 15mb spare."


I just bought a new 500 GB harddrive, plus I got a 100 GB external drive AND a 1GB Flash drive from my school. So I have more than enough to take down a 90 MB mod. Plus, my ferret inions are worth 75 MB EACH. AND I have a demonic rabbit that scares the *^$*%^$%^* out of everyone I show him to. He could Take down 3 mods on his own.

@Ron Erikson:
Thats true. Pittsburgh is NOT the old steel town people always imagine it to be. We have a rich culture and many arts center. Plus we have the Steelers. BEST TEAM EVAR!!! 1 11111!111!!!

@EVERYONE:
on a totally unrelated note, It turns out I DIDN'T Have the 11MB version installed. I DID have the 90MB version. So I am no longer obligated to hurl pittsburgh into the sun. Though I MIGHT still do it if I get angry at soemthing else stupid and pointless. Or maybe, I'll go after Canada... They've had it too good for too long...

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Right, I have something which will probably turn out to be an incredibly stupid question, as everyone else seems to know the answer. Why is having the 11Mb version instead of the 90Mb version of DBP installed such a HUUGE deal that you create a new thread about it and threaten to wipe a city off the face of the earth?

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I sort of hinted at the pointlessness of this thread when I said that the only difference is some media that nobody ever really uses anyhow.

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Quote: "Or maybe, I'll go after Canada... They've had it too good for too long"


Oh no! We're not prepared for an attack!

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hehehe... EXCELLENT!!! GO MY FERRET MINIONS! go and DESTROY THEM!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Quote: "It is actually a nice looking town these days. I'm happy to call it home"

My friend's only complaint about living there is the lack of upscale restaurants.


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Quote: "My friend's only complaint about living there is the lack of upscale restaurants."


Maybe she is looking in the wrong places. I mean it isn't like Chicago or New York, but there is plenty of variety and lots of nice places to go. Going out to resteraunts is about the only thing there is to do in this town (especially when you are dragging around 3 kids)!

Quote: "Or maybe, I'll go after Canada... They've had it too good for too long..."


Maybe we should just force them to trade us sides at Niagara Falls. Then they would have nothing on us


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yes, take Niagra falls...
THEN DESTROY CANADA!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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The most worrying thing is in around eight weeks time I'll be doing a performance about evil plungers taking over canada, as well as the city of Worcester being transported to hell, and mars bar addicted sofas.


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Well mars bars are quite delicious...
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Quote: "I just bought a new 500 GB harddrive, plus I got a 100 GB external drive AND a 1GB Flash drive from my school. So I have more than enough to take down a 90 MB mod. Plus, my ferret inions are worth 75 MB EACH. AND I have a demonic rabbit that scares the *^$*%^$%^* out of everyone I show him to. He could Take down 3 mods on his own."


Your threats have forced me to action. Here are your *mighty* ferrets. Don't mess with a mod. We know people.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080131/ap_on_fe_st/odd_frozen_ferrets


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You evil person!

No wonder the Flying Spaghetti Monster (May you be touched by his noodly appenage) had to punish you with the 11mb version of DBPro!

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Quote: "My god... Am I honestly THAT STUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!"


Short answer:Yes.

Long answer:Yyyyyyyeeeeeeeessssssss......

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Foolish mod! those ferrets are part of my servants criogenic frezzing experiment. Ferrets get stronger with age, but cannot live forever. so I freeze them for a few hundred years, and they are near invinsible. (Except to me of course. I can defeat anything.)

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Quote: "Foolish mod! those ferrets are part of my servants criogenic frezzing experiment. Ferrets get stronger with age, but cannot live forever. so I freeze them for a few hundred years, and they are near invinsible. (Except to me of course. I can defeat anything.)"

If only your post contained any useful information, coherent thoughts, originality, or interesting monologue...


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Randomness is the new funny, unfortunately


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I Object: Funny is the new randomness, we're all just behind.


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BOW BEFORE MY FERRETS!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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We're meant to be scared of this?




Please.


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THAT is not one of MY ferrets. MY ferrets are terrifying. They will scare you to deatha and then feast on your juicy soul.

I repeat: BWAAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAAAHHAHA!!!!1!11!11!111!!!

...but I am the ferret king!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! tremble before my ferret minions!

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Thats sad, this just became a hot topic.


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