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monotonic
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I love watching old cheesy films, I thought I had seen the very height of cheese with Escape from New York But... just today I saw something that beat it hands down it was called Warriors of the Wasteland.

I haven't got a clue what it's about, just some people in white costumes killing these other people with machine guns that make laser sounds. If you ever get the chance watch it, it's worth it for the laugh.

Much good work is lost for the lack of a little more.
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The Emperor's New Clones Star Wars fan film xD Free to download, search it up on google.

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The Land Unknown

It's an old black and white film, probably hard to find nowadays. It was edge of the seat action when it came out, but watching it now, I laugh at it.

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"Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter"


"Hell Comes to Frogtown" featuring Roddy Piper as the main character.


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Freaks

You can watch the entire movie on Google Video, starring real sideshow acts from the 1930s. The movie made me sad, actually, but it was cheezy all the same.


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Dirty Dancing

That movie makes me want to puke, I just want to cull the entire cast with a shovel everytime I see any part of it.

Ohh, and Days of Thunder.

And anything starring Hugh Grant.

And the last 3 Adam Sandler films.


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Batman, from the 60's.

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high school musical

all of them are soo crap

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Plan 9 from Outta Space...

Brilliant Cheesy Alien Zombie Horror Film.

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Opposing force wins
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NA NA Na Na na na nA nA NA NA Na Na na na nA nA BATMAN!


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Quote: "Opposing force wins "

Ohhhh yeah, best old shows ever!

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Adam West as Batman is awesome, I bought the Batman movie!

I hate high school musical, I work in a video store and I get enraged every time I see that sickly grin on that little [MOD EDIT] face!

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waca waca

Most cheezy film? Kill Buljo. An independent norwegian parody of Kill Bill. It's made with the intent to be as cheezy as it can.

Trailer. Some mature content...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-zgy4dVDrc

The english dub sounds a bit over the top though.

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red dawn

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boring and had a bad story line to it

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All Ed Wood films
Quote: "Plan 9 from Outta Space..."

-"He's been killed. Someone's responsible for that!"

And other things like "the Radar Man From the Moon"

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The presidents rallying speach in Independance Day.


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Quote: "All Ed Wood films

Quote: "Plan 9 from Outta Space..."
-"He's been killed. Someone's responsible for that!"

And other things like "the Radar Man From the Moon"
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Plan 9 from outta space was so good I've seen it twice, I need to see his other movies, might be just as funny.

And of course nothing beats Plan 9's classic paper plates on a string style UFOs.

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Cyborg with Jean Claude Van Dam...80s apocolyptica at its worst...

"I wanna own it"

"Own the cure?"

"I be a god!"

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Plan Nine form Outta Space. One of the actors died while the movie was being made, so they hired another guy about 1ft taller. So, in the beginning the character was an older man and towards the middle, he grows a foot and becomes younger..

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Quote: "So, in the beginning the character was an older man and towards the middle, he grows a foot and becomes younger.."


That's whatcha call the "Merlin Factor"....

Merlin the wizard was born an old man and died a Baby....but the 1ft taller, that's just a freak of nature...


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Red Dawn. A great film for your own personal "Mystery Science Theater 3000" with your friends at two in the morning

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Man, do I feel like filming a B rate movie in my basement.
Might do that soon.


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Plan Nine form Outer Space - Lol, the title alone has got me interested gonna check this one out.

Much good work is lost for the lack of a little more.
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Evil Dead is very cheesy... But Brilliant! A must see for a good laugh.

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The Brain that Wouldn't Die...

Amazingly terrible. I had a great time watching it, mocked the hell out of it. We then realized that Mystery Science Theater 3000 also made one, so we watched that one. Replay value!

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Okay I found the link to the movie Freaks. Watch at your own risk

http://video.google.ca/videoplay?docid=6355110065089064433&q=freaks&total=32750&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0


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haha Jeku, that movie freaks is great! i'm watching it, and i see this small kid in it. And it's the same actor i saw in a movie on TCM a few days ago he was smoking a cigar and singing some very annoying song in it. I've wanted to see him ever since because i think he's very funny thanks!

hmm, now that i think about it, i think he's a midget.. i've seen him in the move some, but i'm at 11:01 and he's there, does anyone know his name?

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You mean the little man with the baby face? Yah he's a dwarf, and so is his girlfriend in the movie.

The thing about Freaks is it stars real "freaks" from circus sideshows. It's kind of sad, so if you're sensitive about that kind of thing, don't watch it. That being said, they were paid big. The siamese twins in the film were allegedly paid $5k a week from the circus. That would be like $50k nowadays.

The storyline is kind of cute, too. All of the actors play some kind of funny role in the story.


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it's a very fun movie, i dont say this very often about old films, but like you said, it's got a storyline that's very sweet an fun characters. And i'm pretty sure that's a joint the guy is smoking at 28:15 .

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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes is an Epic Win.


http://youtube.com/watch?v=fpv7ZAMyQcc
The movie was so cheap, they hired in inexperienced pilot, who crashed a helicopter during the movie(Vid). After they found out everybody was ok, they continued to film.

After the move they made 3 more, a tv show, a videogame, and a comic book series.

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i just finished watching the movie freaks. It's probably one of the best movies i've seen in my life. I actually got a tear in my eye in the end when he was hugging her

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Wallace & Gromit: A grand day out.

The cheeeeeeeeeesiest movie I've ever seen...

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Wrong sort of Cheese Jimmy

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Quote: "i just finished watching the movie freaks. It's probably one of the best movies i've seen in my life. I actually got a tear in my eye in the end when he was hugging her"


Yah it was definitely a good ending eh


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Quote: "Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes"
Quote: "After the move they made 3 more, a tv show, "

Did they make a cartoon about it? I think I've seen it...

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Another cheesy film: Tremors

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Hmm, depends what the definition of cheesy is. A lot of ones listed here seem to be leaning towards rubbishiest films rather than what I regard as cheesiest. Dunno, hard to define. What I would regard as cheesy, I would say recently was Dan in real life. Not exactly a terrible movie, but God, no family is like that! They even have big talent contests in the lounge when they get together. God, I would be getting the chainsaws out after a weekend with them... As for rubbish then look up Ankle biters...

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Temors isn't cheasy it was awesome, nothing is cooler than giant man eating worms. Okay the two cheesy-ist movies ever are the Decent sucked majorly and BloodRayne it was so fake wrestling seemed real.

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Evil Dead 1 & 2 has to be the cheesyist

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Speaking of movies, not necessarily cheesy, anyone seen Into The Wild?

Damn good film, and I don't say that too often these days. Soundtrack is great too, by Eddie Vedder. Highly recommended if you like that sorta thing.


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How dare you put evil dead on this list!


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I'm watching Death Race 2000 and it's in my top 3 cheezy movies so far


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Killer Party.
Cheesy, and terrible horror 80's movie.
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I just have to comment.

Some of these movies mentioned are really cheesy and of limberger smell. Plan Nine From Outer Space is so bad that its good and enjoyable. And with cult movie status too.

A few of my cheesiest and worth 5 toxic barrels of slime and poison:

(4) They Saved Hitlers Brain.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265870/

(3) The Sinister Urge
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0055452/
MSTK3000 made it tolerable and somewhat funny.

(2) The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057181/

(1)Mr Big Redneck Wedding

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Big_Redneck_Wedding

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Dracula 3000 - it just sucks ass so bad!

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Awesome film, one of my all time favourite cheesy movies.

Much good work is lost for the lack of a little more.
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Howard the Duck,Dracula 2000 and all odd numbered Star Trek movies.

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"300" is awfully cheesy.


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Mars Attacks but I suppose it's doing it on purpose.
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