Let's make a story using smilies as characters. We can make up our own each post, or add to someone elses. Here's mine:
One day

met a

. The

told him that he lost his

and posted a reward.

first checked the woods. There he saw a

. The

. When he awoke he saw a

. Then he

again. When he awoke the second time, he was

and

. But worst of all he was

. He went back to the

to tell him that he couldnt find his

. The

saw his

and was very

. All of a sudden, the

dropped the

's

out of his ship. The

poked

in the eye, and now he is

.
Ok?
"All programmers are playwrites and all computers are lousy actors" -Anon