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RedneckRambo
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Posted: 13th Nov 2008 05:23 Edited at: 13th Nov 2008 05:24
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I'm just making this thread for some laughs. I know how a lot of ya'll always question the purpose of a thread, well the purpose of this is for laughs.

What are some of you guys' most embarrassing moments?

My two most embarrassing moments involve farting. Yes, farting lol.

My number 1 most embarrassing moment.... I was at church and during prayer, the most quiet time during church, I let out a huge fart and it smelled terrible. I was so embarrassed because pretty much everyone heard it. People even moved further away from me lol.

My number 2 most embarrassing moment.... During P.E. we were doing our sit-ups test. Well one person holds our feet down so our feet won't lift up off the ground. Well, the P.E. teacher decided to be the one to hold my feet, for some God awful reason. So basically my butt was aimed right at his face and I ripped one, a big one mind you lol. The teacher made a disgusted face and tried to go on as if nothing happened, people around me started busting up laughin while I just kept going on doing my sit-ups lol.

So, what are you guys' embarrassing moments?

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Confucius say "man who fart in church, sit in his own pew."
Lol, I once did almost the exact same thing you did in gym.. only in Karate class. We were sparring, and I cracked one off... right in Sensei's face. I had to do 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, and 20 laps around the room. Luckily, the room was fairly small.

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Quote: "Lol, I once did almost the exact same thing you did in gym.. only in Karate class. We were sparring, and I cracked one off... right in Sensei's face. I had to do 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, and 20 laps around the room. Luckily, the room was fairly small.
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Haha, that sucks. Sometimes them farts just sneak up on you lol.

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I don't think I have any that I've done, things that have happend to me then i've got tons to share.

I'll quote myself from Sid Sinister, It's my birthday! thread.

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Have a good birthday (this is Sid i'm talking to btw) and don't accidently wake up with your friends sister in what appears to be a damp sofa.

Nothing happend... well I think... er....... well, I hadn't slept in two's days and er... the party was going on and on and I fell asleep. Was woken angrily by said friend and found his sister (same age, there twins) lying on top of me. She woke up, paused for a sec, then throw up on my chest. We both turn are heads to a odd looking friend/brother, odd meaning I was about to get an earful or he was going to burst out laughing. She jumped up and wispered something in his ear and he walked off. Currently i'm lying in what could only be described as an alcohol filled sofa with a blended cake vommit topping. Me speechless and dazed sister pulled me upstairs to an urine covered floor bathroom and jumped into the bath to shower off the vomit. Still dazed by the whole event we forgot that the bath was being used as a drink cooler and slipped into an icy death full of glass bottles and drink cans.

I'll stop there because this story is far from over and its not a pretty end. To this day I still don't know what she wispered into his ear and she or he won't tell me. Was this a set up, did they plan this? There still my best friends and i'm not quitting until I get an answer, well I hope...

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LOL, I remember that Sasuke. I was like, wtf??

@JoelJ: This is true... lol

Hmmm... I'll have to sleep on mine and get back to you. I have so many lol.

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My most embarrassing moments are drunk. I once had so much of some sickly disgusting rum concoction that I passed out at a party at an apartment. I woke up still massively drunk at 6AM, on a bed in somebody's room with no recollection of what happened the previous 4 hours. Also, I had a flight at 8AM. Suffice to say, I didn't make it.

Another time when I was wasted at a club I asked a girl out from my school on a dare from my also wasted friend. I didn't like her at all! Fortunately she didn't say yes
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My flies are undone and I'm in a lecture.

You sir have the moral ambivalence of a mutated shrimp!
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I remember this one time my class was sitting down next to each other while the librarian was reading a book. I let out this HUGE Fart! It didn't stink but it was really loud! Right when she was reading to us!


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This one time in school, I was in the classroom during a break. I was chatting to friend when suddenly, one of my favourite bullies came sneaking up from behind and pulled down my pants (including underwear) when the whole class was there, getting ready for a new hour of torture.

That was not my most embarrassing moment, but it'll do.

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RedneckRambo
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Quote: "This one time in school, I was in the classroom during a break. I was chatting to friend when suddenly, one of my favourite bullies came sneaking up from behind and pulled down my pants (including underwear) when the whole class was there, getting ready for a new hour of torture."

LOL that is hilarious!

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Ouch, that would turn me beet red lol.


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One time when I was little in like 2nd grade we all did silent reading time and it was really quiet so I had to fart, but I just tried to let it go on something else like a jacket that way it would not make any noise then I counld not hold it and I ripped a big one and the plastic chair I sat on made it echo and the whole table and about 2 others all put there heads up and looked at me

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Not long ago, me and my girlfriend went to the park and got really hyper, so we decided to have a leaf fight (throwing leaves at each other and rolling around). So there we were, rolling in the leaves, Then a group of people from our school walked in and thought we were doing something which we shouldnt be doing out in public (i think that you can probly guess what they were thinking). That was the weekend before she asked be out so it mustve been about 3 - 4 weeks ago.


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It's incredible how many of these incidents are related to flatulence.


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OK...mine tops all!!!!


My most embarrassing moment is when I was talking to a friend and my voice cracked!!!

HA HA HA!! Isn't that awful? Seriously, that's the best I can come up with.

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Hmm.. Mine, is that I have this awful addiction that makes my jaw go down then up, and then I held it back next minute when I was talking to a mate, I let it all go.


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Oh dear lord do i have some embarrassing moments...

1 - I was talking to this really hot girl, and i was about to ask her out, she seemed like she would've said yes, so right as im about to do it the teacher who was standing in front of me said "Frankie zipper up your fly, its wide open".....That was pretty damn embarrassing.

2 - Me and my friend were in the pool with the hot girl that lives down the block from me, so my friend "thought it would be funny" to pull down my shorts when she was about to jump off the diving board, then it took me like 5 mminutes to get them because my pool is deep and i kept losing my breath trying to go get them.

3 - I was using that fart m,ethon in school;, where every step you take you let out a little bit, so as i was doing it, i tripped over a wire, and on top of me falling flat on my face, i let out the rest of the fart...and it was LOUD

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Buying a second copy of Majora's Mask just because when I tried the first one I didn't have the right accessory plugged into my N64 controller.


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Quote: "LOL that is hilarious!"

Yes, very. I almost died of laughter.

Quote: "1 - I was talking to this really hot girl, and i was about to ask her out, she seemed like she would've said yes, so right as im about to do it the teacher who was standing in front of me said "Frankie zipper up your fly, its wide open".....That was pretty damn embarrassing."



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Not sure what your tring to say, but its hard to explain, the girl was trying to show me something, she was on her knees, then the teacher was walking down the hallway and she stopped to see what the girl was doing, so she looked up and she tried to say it quitely but it came out really loud and i wanted to CHOKE HER!!

dude if you really want a turkey sandwich, then make one, and make ham.sdaF?
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Quote: "Not sure what your tring to say"

I was tring to say that you phrased it in a way so that it appeared like you were about to ask out the teacher.

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Quote: "Not sure what your tring to say, but its hard to explain, the girl was trying to show me something, she was on her knees, then the teacher was walking down the hallway and she stopped to see what the girl was doing, so she looked up and she tried to say it quitely but it came out really loud and i wanted to CHOKE HER!!"

If she's on her knees and your fly is open it sounds like you were trying to show her something.


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Quote: "I was tring to say that you phrased it in a way so that it appeared like you were about to ask out the teacher."

LOL...Nah, ugly teacher.



Quote: "If she's on her knees and your fly is open it sounds like you were trying to show her something."

Hahahahaha...

dude if you really want a turkey sandwich, then make one, and make ham.sdaF?
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Well isn't this thread a bundle of laughs!


Alright, here's one of my most embarressing moments (And no, it has nothing to do with flatulence or any kind of pulling down pants... those never really seem to bother me much even when people make a big deal out of them)


So I'm at the end of my schooling in college, and I've been given a capstone project to work on... pretty much anything I want so long as it fully reflects everything I've learned there. Well, I decided to make a game (Go figure!) in C++. It was very intuitive and my professors all enjoyed it! The graphics were really lame, but hey, this isn't an art school
ANYWAY, after an entire month of solid coding and preparing, the time came for me to present my creation!

So here I am, full suit, in front of an entire audience in the auditorium! My family, best friend and girl friend were all sitting up front to give me support. Potential employers were there from DoD companies, HP, etc. pretty much any kind of software oriented company was watching. So after everyone dies down, it's dead quiet, no joke.. I could hear the air beating against my ear drums. And everyone was staring at me...

So the presentation starts, and I'm giving everyone the demo of my game, explaining how it all worked and how I concieved it and blah blah blah, when out of NO WHERE, the whole thing crashes! I mean, BSOD, Auto-Reset, and then my entire project got corrupted and I left the backup at home! People were moaning and muttering the entire time I was trying to figure out what the heck happened!


Man, I was red that entire day.


An entire week of debugging and testing (pretty much all of my free-time and school time) went into that game before the presentation, only to have it MASSIVLY crash and burn at that exact moment.


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That sucks a lot.
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This one time, at band camp...

Quote: "If she's on her knees and your fly is open it sounds like you were trying to show her something."





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Well, let's see, of course there was the pass out at a party and wake up with sharpie all over your face.

Lots and lots of thing involving me, drinking, and saying stupid things (such as challenging someone to a duel.)

There was the time I got drunk and met another drunk in a bar, and for some reason, we decided to trade neckties.

Crowning achievement has to be early in the morning a few years back when I managed to step outside to get the Sunday paper naked...

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Quote: "Crowning achievement has to be early in the morning a few years back when I managed to step outside to get the Sunday paper naked...
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That is...wow. Did anyone see you?
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I supppose you could say that this is sort of embarrassing, but a couple of week ago I was helping run a Charity Calender for the student union's Clubs and Societies at university, to raise money for a local charity for the blind.

Helping run it included standing around, getting people's name and grabbing their money before (or after) they've had their group photo taken.

For the women's Rugby photo I kind of decided to take the route around the back of the field so it looks like I'm coming out of the bushes.

Oh, did I mention this is one of those calenders where you appear in the nude? It gave them a nasty shock, fortunate for them I wasn't coming along as a pervert, I was there officially.

But having to hang around with the photographer (who's the University forum admin) and the guy from the charity for the whole 2 days,(who I'm working with for the rest of the academic year) when it came the time to take my kit off with the clubs I'm a member of (including 3 of my house mates) I kind of felt embarrassed to do it. Especially for the second image, all I had was an iPod to cover myself up with. It doesn't also help when your house mate tells you how good you look downstairs in front of her boyfriend, whom is also a mate of mine and then he joins in.

The group photo one in the bar was fun though, the only person not to get naked was the photographer - who was probably the most uncomfortable person there.

The next day was the day my parents came round to visit. Thank god they were still asleep when we decided to go out, I managed to warn them before they shouted to them: "We've seen your son naked." Now my parents want a copy of that calender. Now this Wednesday we've got to help pick the design for the calender with the photographer, so fond memories will be relived.

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Quote: "Oh, did I mention this is one of those calenders where you appear in the nude?"


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It was a laugh and for charity man. Surprisingly popular, considering how guys and girls turned up to represent their club. As I was the Student Union guy running it on the two days, I got to see a lot of people naked. Though the sports teams insisted on doing it on the field, the poor Girls' Hockey team had to put up with dirty builders - we had to chase them away.

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We have our very own Calender girl on the Forum. Who knew

I don't think I've had an embarrassing moment, but there are plenty of times I have made an ass of myself in public.

After having a few too many (As you sometimes tend to do), I wrestled with a person who wasn't even there. Apparently I was rolling around on the floor saying "Simon, Get off me!"
I also have the tendency to crack open a beer with my teeth if there isn't an opener in arms reach. I once bit right through the neck of the bottle, cutting my lip (I think it was at the same gathering).

Although, I have never been drunk enough to vomit on the ceiling, which a friend of mine managed a few years ago.

As the saying goes:
"Anybody can piss on the floor. It takes a true hero to s**t on the ceiling."

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Quote: "vomit on the ceiling, which a friend of mine managed a few years ago. "

Your friend has one powerful stomach.


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Quote: "Your friend has one powerful stomach."

Oh it was everywhere.

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My most embarrassing moment is when I thought BiggAdd's last sig was his most epic sig.



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That IS a nice sig.

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These are all epic but i think sepp's takes it.


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Quote: "That is...wow. Did anyone see you? "



Oh, I would assume so, I live on kind of a busy street, and my neighbors are early risers. It really doesn't bother me as much as it might bother some people; hell, I'd do it again if there was a $10 profit to be made...

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I was on a cruise, and it was the formal night tuxedos and dresses, I open my mouth to speak and the biggest belch you have ever heard comes right out of my mouth, I was BEET red

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once, in my old school (years ago) we were all helping to clean out a pond, were all in wellys and everything. Anyway i step forward to look at something and fell face first in the pond. That was embarrassing.
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Quote: "i step forward to look at something and fell face first in the pond. "

Oh jeez that is pretty damn embarrassing.

dude if you really want a turkey sandwich, then make one, and make ham.sdaF?
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When I was a radio DJ a few years back, I broke up with a girl over the air. I thought the microphone was off... it wasn't. To this day she thinks it was a horrible prank and I did it to get a rise out of my friends, who all hated her. It was honestly a mistake though, lol.

Around that same time I was in a band called Piso Mojado. At our very first live show ever, our singer (who had no previous stage experience whatsoever) screwed up a line in this acoustic number we did. She was embarassed, stopped playing, looked around for a minute, and then said "Can I start that over?" into the mic. Gasp!

Last one, when I was about fifteen or sixteen years old, I was skating home with some friends and stopped at Wendy's to get a frostie. With this huge drink in hand I continued skating home, and while crossing the street, some guy almost rammed me in his car. I had to throw my hands down on the hood of the car to brace myself while my deck left without me, and WHAM, frostie all over this guy's windshield. The best part? He tried to use his windshield wipers to clean it up. Priceless.

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I've had a few.

I went out to club with some friends, I got really drunk, I attempted to smoke a rolled up $5 bill (which I thought was a cigarette) ... then when a actual lit cigarette was passed to me by a friend, I smacked it out of his hand and it went flying into the crowd on the dance floor.

Later that night my friends cousin was driving me back and I felt sick, so I rolled down the window and threw up all over his new car ... and destroyed the paint.



Another one, on my senior prom a group of us went to a restaurant for dinner, and I was sitting across my friends date. I took a sip of my drink, and at the same time I had to cough .... but I had a mouthful of my drink ..... so I was trying really hard to suppress the cough, but that only made it worse .... and I coughed the entire mouthful of my drink right across the table and all over my friends date.

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When I was in my teens. Finally had a chance to go out with a girl I really liked. Went on a double-date to the movies. I figured I would be gentleman-like and after the girls were seated I offered to go get the snacks. Coming back into the theater, arms loaded with popcorn and sodas, I passed by our row. At the point they called out to me, my foot caught edge on the carpet and in Matrix like slo-mo, I fell foward. For some reason my instinct was to try and hold onto the snacks rather than bracing for the impact. Suffice it to say the snacks flew out of my hands above my head, and I crashed hard, face first to the floor. The theater errupted in laughter, and there was no easy recovery.

Alhtough humiliated, I hung in there, brushed it off, got new snacks and enjoyed the movie. All in all it worked out, and I wound up dating the girl for nearly 2 years. I still get a little uneasy at the movies.

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Posted: 15th Nov 2008 01:34
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Ah, Another one, I forgot this one.
Like a year ago me and my girlfriend were sitting in my backyard around christmas time having some hot chocolate. It was perfect, she looked beautiful, just a tiny bit of snow on the ground, Then, i took a huge sip of my hot chocolate, So then she said something that made me laugh as i was about to swallow it, and it all came out of my nose all over the table. Then she pulled that "I think i better go." line on me. Good times, Gooooood times...

dude if you really want a turkey sandwich, then make one, and make ham.sdaF?
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Posted: 15th Nov 2008 05:34 Edited at: 15th Nov 2008 05:34
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This isn't really embarrassing, but it was hilarious.

At the lunch table, one of my friends sat down next to me and I just said "I hate you". He of course asked "...why?" and I said "You gave Miss Cline aids." He exploded, quite literally. He had just taken a drink of milk when I answered. It just kind of burst out his mouth, and his nose, and maybe an eyeball or two. You could see the little boogars on the table. I laughed so hard.


Remember those old guys? They made epic renders, I think one of them was called DaVinci, and all they used was MS Paint. Sometimes it's just skill....
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Posted: 15th Nov 2008 08:49
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Oh where to start......

Ok, well recently my girlfriend and i where having big problems. So we where at this reck center for a Halloween party and she said she was mad so we went out side where on old mini gold course with little abandoned boats where. So we talk really seriously but we heard someone coming and remembering that no one can be by those boats and such she jumped up and hid behind the boat. And i sat there and she said "get over here you idiot!" so a ran but tripp over these stupid plank and the guy who was working said "Jake what are you doing" so i stood up really fast (by now im also behind the boat near her) and i said "nothing man just hanging out" and it was cold so my voice was alittle chattering, so then out of no where my girlfriend slowly stands back up. (my zipper was also down) so then he drops his jaw, and we noticed he thought we where doing ....stuff in the public that we shouldnt of (even though we where only talking) then we just where like "no.....it wasn't that way haha" "no you got it all wrong =)". Then he left.

Another is when i was younger instead of being a PUNK like i am now, i was way more into the Gothish side.....and for my school photo i wanted to roll my eyes completely back and stick out my tongue, but she counted to 2 and took the picture and i didnt have time to do it fully so, my face looked like a scrunched up floppy fishy thing. And it was published for the whole school to see...........

and a few fart story's but there are already lenty enough on here for users to enjoy.




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Posted: 15th Nov 2008 10:40 Edited at: 15th Nov 2008 10:40
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My English teacher wanted me to go get her a coffee (The cheek!) and I filled it right up to the top for some stupid reason. I walked back into the classroom carefully approaching the teacher with this hot cup of coffee, well somehow I managed to trip over a wire going from here laptop to the projector, coffee went flying and scolded her left arm and her left thigh. I didn't know what to think/do. Do I laugh like the rest of my classmates, do I try and help the teacher or what? Nothing really happened from there as I shouldn't have really be getting her a coffee and she knew that so she now has an extreme dislike towards me. Atleast she leaves me alone now

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Posted: 16th Nov 2008 00:18
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I choked on ice on my very first date.


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