General Reed, I've thought so before, but now I'll say it, you have a severe case of something chronical that has symptons that could be described as: you read a comment about you not knowing something, have to come up with substanceless excuses, then are offended for being called ignorant (usually, though, this is implied through indirect comments/metaphors).
It doesn't matter whether you know F5. The page clearly says 'press refresh', I just expected any sane computer-user to know the F5 button. Heck, even my mother knows F5. She doesn't look like a 'super MS nerd'. Also, you take the time to read reviews about Chrome, but you can't even read a 4-line page prompting you to reload the page?
And, oh wow, Chrome does something different than IE/FF/Opera - how... surprising. A bit like complaining why your new car has remote controlled doors - you never had to use that little remote to open the doors! It's the same way to do the same thing. Not a friggin' 404. Oh wait, a friggin' "Page could not be Found"-error page.
By the way, for a metaphor 'super MS office nerd' is a bit of an odd choice. You just screwed up and came with a lame excuse in hindsight. No need to act as if you're smarter than David here, I'm under the impression he is perfectly aware of what a metaphor is. In the case you actually intended that 'super MS Office nerd' to be a metaphor, you are hereby nominated for the most senseless metaphor award.
I hereby humbly request you to click the back button and not reply here. The back button is in the upper left corner in all (popular) browsers, including Chrome. It looks like a litle arrow/pointer to the left. If you post anyway, after posting, click the 'edit post' hyperlink (usually displayed in blue beneath your avatar (image used to represent yourself as chosen in the settings page)) and remove all trash.
If, by any chance, you decide to post anyway, try the following:
Quote: "Press [Start/Windows]+R, S, H, U, T, D, O, W, N, [space], minus, S, [space], minus, T, [space], 3, 0, [return]. The comma means you need to wait until you've released the previous button.
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