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Geek Culture / What would be the first thing you do if you had the power of every computer?

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Haven Studios
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Posted: 18th Nov 2008 23:59 Edited at: 19th Nov 2008 00:01
Lets say somehow every single computer connected to the net suddenly connected to yours and you had control. you now have the power of every single computer on earth! Although there is a catch no one can pinpoint who did it, but the news says that it will all be fixed within 24hrs. So what would you do with it?

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Frankie Pawnage5
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Posted: 19th Nov 2008 00:14
I would check everyones e-mails, everyones IM's, everything! lol

dude if you really want a turkey sandwich, then make one, and make ham.sdaF?
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Posted: 19th Nov 2008 00:23
Counter Strike.

AndrewT
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Posted: 19th Nov 2008 00:27
I don't know what I would I do, but I know that Matt Rock would delete the TGC accounts of every noob on the planet! Vote Matt for President!!!

But seriously, I would probably view my Youtube videos from every computer simultaneously so that I'd have hundreds of millions of views.

Game Maker
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Posted: 19th Nov 2008 00:29
SWAT 4.


With the power of every computer, it shall never crash!
Lazlazlaz 1
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Posted: 19th Nov 2008 00:30
Find the recurrent point of pi.

Then calculate the ultimate jelly recipe

As with most people I jump around which projects I work on and which I drop for a while.
Currently I'm back working on Sioux, a Hollywood Western RTS.
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Posted: 19th Nov 2008 00:32
Delete every WoW account and wait for the inevitable world war to begin.

A dream is a fantasy, if you achieve that fantasy it was never a dream to begin with.
Frankie Pawnage5
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Quote: "Delete every WoW account and wait for the inevitable world war to begin."

ROFLMAO

dude if you really want a turkey sandwich, then make one, and make ham.sdaF?
Insanity Complex
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Posted: 19th Nov 2008 00:45
I'd probably do what AndrewT said and get millions of views on my youtube videos, as sad as they are.

Then, I would think of all the music, games, software that I want and can fit on my computer, and get them. I'd also do what I could to delete questionable items. What I mean by that are things that shouldn't exist in the first place. Examples being child porn, some malicious viruses, and the entirety of Seppuku Arts computer. Seriously, who gave that guy a computer? Were they nuts?


www.aeriagames.com <-They have some decent ones
Robert F
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Posted: 19th Nov 2008 01:33
Crysis on HIGH!

[starts up crysis]

Aww man, still a horrible framrate.

No Jk, Nothing bad of course... he he he


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Oolite
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Posted: 19th Nov 2008 01:50
I would turn them all off.


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Posted: 19th Nov 2008 02:23
I would create a super crazy-smart computer brain.

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ionstream
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Posted: 19th Nov 2008 02:27
Judgment Day

Drew Cameron
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Posted: 19th Nov 2008 03:43
I would see if Pinnacle Studio 10 was still slow.

I might try and write a kick ass DBP game. Imagine INSTANT compiling etc and UNLIMITED ability to add stuff. AMAZING!!!

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i would ban hammer everyone...and then take all their cookies(cause they have tons of cookies on their interwebs)


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Posted: 19th Nov 2008 03:59
I would use govement computers to launch nuke on every country in the world then after World War 3 ends i will emerge from my bunker and consume the flesh of all!...
I mean i would take their cookies, I really like cookies.

but really i would bypass EA's tech support and get spore working ( seriosly i emailed them because i can't register spore and they haven't got back)

I'm a noob help will be accepted
Robert F
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Posted: 19th Nov 2008 05:10
Quote: "( seriosly i emailed them because i can't register spore and they haven't got back)"


To bad, its a really good game.


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Posted: 19th Nov 2008 05:39
I would find a way to enslave EVERYONE with them.

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Posted: 19th Nov 2008 06:27
play minesweeper and get all of lee's source codes


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Posted: 19th Nov 2008 11:16
I'd get a new PC.


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Guyra
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Posted: 19th Nov 2008 11:52
Format every one of them... Would've been interesting to see what would happen.
Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 19th Nov 2008 12:33
Destroy them - keep everybody away from their addictions and of course watch the chaos. As well as hiding somewhere so nobody can find me...chances are, people would want me to suffer.

You sir have the moral ambivalence of a mutated shrimp!
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Posted: 19th Nov 2008 17:53
I'd make y2k actually happen.


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sp3ng
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Posted: 21st Nov 2008 09:03 Edited at: 21st Nov 2008 09:03
DOWNLOAD LOTS AND LOTS OF PORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(caps off)


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Roxas
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Posted: 21st Nov 2008 09:45
I would destroy everything.

Phaelax
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Posted: 21st Nov 2008 17:41
Quote: "What would be the first thing you do if you had the power of every computer?"

Index all my pron.


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Posted: 21st Nov 2008 21:05 Edited at: 21st Nov 2008 21:07
Do what they do in Die Hard 4, and use the built in c4 to blow up every computer.

plant evidance that the cold war isnt over, and start a massive anti russian anti USA era...

download all government secret files onto my HD to see what they havnt told us

Find out whats going on in Area 51, if we ever ACTUALLY landed on the moon

save all the computer network names, ips, and passwords so I can access them later

plant the following bat file in the start up folder...
@echo off
echo Hold on a moment.
shutdown -s

and finally, make sure no body has me on a hit list...

EDIT:
incase you didnt figure it out, DONT ACTUALLY put that bat file in your start up folder, it require a safe boot to fix, and its just a pain in the butt, But I did that to a bunch of my friends in a typing class at school. They didnt know it was me... epic.


This is my WIP, not even ready for a WIP thread yet though.http://smallgroupproductions.com/
Haven Studios
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Posted: 21st Nov 2008 21:23
Quote: "pron"


your what....

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Posted: 21st Nov 2008 21:26
Quote: "What would be the first thing you do if you had the power of every computer?"


Minesweeper


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Posted: 21st Nov 2008 21:41
I would sell the power to the US government since EVERY computer would include other governments computers

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I would do the same thing I do every night, Pinky... TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!


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Posted: 21st Nov 2008 22:42
I would use my ultimate power to upgrade MY technology, get Direct X3000 then play some....!!!....2d Pacman! Finally!

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Mr Z
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2008 12:22 Edited at: 22nd Nov 2008 12:23
Make everyone believe an alien invasion was coming!

Seriously, though, would propobly deal out a really evil strike against the black market and the criminal world.

And then have some fun...

There is no greater virtue, then the ability to face oneself.
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2008 14:09
Quote: "Quote: "pron"

your what...."


pr0n <- its l33t sp34k for porn


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Haven Studios
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Posted: 24th Nov 2008 16:52
Quote: "Quote: "Quote: "pron"

your what...."

pr0n <- its l33t sp34k for porn"


I know what leet speak is I though it just might have been a typo

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Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 24th Nov 2008 17:05
To all of you who wonder why you don't have girlfriends, I'm willing to bet it's because of your pr0n. Just sayin'...girls like being respected.

Please don't blow me up...

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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 24th Nov 2008 23:39
Porn doesn't mean you don't respect women and women know this, or least generally. A lot of girls I know are far less innocent than guys...especially when they joke about themselves in very sexual ways in front of their boyfriends - it can be quite creepy at times. One of them put on a porno when I was round their house - it wasn't graphic at all, but the acting and plot (what plot?) was absolutely hilarious. It has meant we have several in jokes about the film.

All of my female friends like to be respected by partners and friends alike.

But why don't I have a girlfriend, I have reasons, but this is a public forum and that's a private matter and therefore is of nobody's interest, nor any of their business.

You sir have the moral ambivalence of a mutated shrimp!
Haven Studios
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Posted: 25th Nov 2008 00:11
Yeah I have a girl friend to dude..

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Posted: 25th Nov 2008 00:21
try running crysis on it

dont hate people who rip you off,cheat and get away with it, learn from them
Richard Davey
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Quote: "But why don't I have a girlfriend, I have reasons, but this is a public forum and that's a private matter and therefore is of nobody's interest"


It's none of their business, but it's definitely of interest, in the same way that all gossip is

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Posted: 25th Nov 2008 02:48 Edited at: 25th Nov 2008 02:50
Lol. Fairplay dude, If you really want me to spread gossip then rename this section 'gossip culture', it would probably descend into muck, if you consider it worth it, then I'm sure some of us have heard some decent gossip. Especially about Alucard.

Quote: "Yeah I have a girl friend to dude."


Quote: "try running crysis on it"


What? His girlfriend? I'm sure she wouldn't appreciate, though a girlfriend that is capable of running Crysis I'm sure would be all the rave amongst the geek communities.

You sir have the moral ambivalence of a mutated shrimp!
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Posted: 25th Nov 2008 08:32
Where do I put the CD?

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Posted: 25th Nov 2008 09:20
I would change the account balance of everyone's bank account to <insert currency symbol here>1,000,000,000,000,000


After that, I would write a program to delete ALL the retarded YouTube comments.


Then... I would publish all government top secret documents to a trillion random locations on the internet... and force them to appear at the top of every search on every search engine.


Absolute pandamonium!!!!!!


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Posted: 25th Nov 2008 09:45 Edited at: 25th Nov 2008 09:46
[edit] nevermind...

Yodaman Jer
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Posted: 25th Nov 2008 14:54
Quote: "Porn doesn't mean you don't respect women and women know this, or least generally. A lot of girls I know are far less innocent than guys...especially when they joke about themselves in very sexual ways in front of their boyfriends - it can be quite creepy at times."


Yes, it is very creepy when you realize that some girls aren't nearly as innocent as you'd like to think. But how they got to that look on life is the fact that they think in order to be accepted, they have to 'go around' or whatever. They know some guys look at porn. Really though, it's not respecting them, it's more or less lusting after an image of a woman whom you have never met. Now tell me how that respects girls, and I'll give you a cookie. I don't see how you could love your girlfriend and yet look at porn whenever she's not around. It's definitely not remaining loyal.

Now, I'm gonna go grab some coffee.

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Posted: 25th Nov 2008 16:27
Quote: "Yes, it is very creepy when you realize that some girls aren't nearly as innocent as you'd like to think."


Hmm, I find that intriguing, not creepy. To each his own


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Posted: 25th Nov 2008 22:25 Edited at: 25th Nov 2008 22:31
Quote: "But how they got to that look on life is the fact that they think in order to be accepted, they have to 'go around' or whatever."


From my experience they seem to more or less find it amusing and not take it on a serious note rather than becoming accepted. They readily accept the idea of porn - they don't think somebody down because they want to look at porn. Personally I called it puberty and hormones - most people will have that curious 'itch', it's instinct, it's a part of us that's animalistic. I think it's better to accept it than put people down for it. Though if you do have a girlfriend, it's a different story (thinking of an amusing bit of gossip here - where the girlfriend caught her boyfriend) because it all really constitutes as 'looking at other women', which is a lack of respect.

The women you're looking at, no, you're not offering them respect, likewise, the men women look at (I mean it's not only blokes that look at porn) they don't respect. Simply because well...I don't want to venture too much into description, but this is different to respected men and women. Women who pose (I'm talking about legal porn here) or act in these things make the choice to do it and know full well what fantasies people may have. But they still make the decision. I have looked at porn and no doubt most people on the forum have (lets not be shy guys) mostly likely have watched it too, but it in know way lower's a persons respect for women. I have a lot of respect for women - to a point where I have criticise my Student Union's Women's Rights Officer for making assumptions about women that I know not to be true. (It was a debate, I ended up doing the research for her)

Also having watched porn, I still refuse to make comments on the attractiveness of my female friends to another rather perverted friend, who jumped at excitement when my female house mate said another girl looked hot. Funnily enough, he's perverted, and doesn't easily get along with girls (he's too nervous), yet he thinks porn is disgusting. I'll leave you to work it out, however I think: watching porn = not respecting women is a silly assumption to make...perhaps being an actual pervert is have a lack of respect for women?


Now the whole forum will know my dirty secret now...bugger, it was best sacrificed in defense of the rest of the forum's bedroom life.

You sir have the moral ambivalence of a mutated shrimp!
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Posted: 25th Nov 2008 22:29
Quote: "Lol. Fairplay dude, If you really want me to spread gossip then rename this section 'gossip culture', it would probably descend into muck, if you consider it worth it, then I'm sure some of us have heard some decent gossip. Especially about Alucard."

Schhh... ! You weren't going to say anything about that!


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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 25th Nov 2008 22:32
Gossip is gossip, therefore it must circulate.

You sir have the moral ambivalence of a mutated shrimp!

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