Quote: " Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a superman. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, terrified by your arrival. Who is this spammer? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good wearing the skin of another human?
Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize that opera house in sydney. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your armageddon clock, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare make you clean your room. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating."
There is no greater virtue, then the ability to face oneself.
