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Posted: 3rd Nov 2002 23:57
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Stair dismount-

The object of the game-Push a guy down the stairs and cause him as much damage as possible

and its free!!

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denki
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Posted: 4th Nov 2002 00:02
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That is so amazingly excellent... I'm gonna be playing for hours!

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rapscaLLion
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Posted: 4th Nov 2002 01:54
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ROFL

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Philip 1337
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Posted: 2nd Dec 2002 18:32
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It won't last very long then will it?

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hexGEAR
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i got 36856, that guy must have broken every single bone is his body a pity the online scores doesn't work, would love to see the highest score ever acvieved

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rapscaLLion
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omg, the highest score online is 9 digits... I'm not joking either.

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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 3rd Dec 2002 03:02
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ya know this game was made with Karma|MathEngine - i've uploaded what they've based it on

good to see though that someone out there is finally using this ... well apart from the Pro's i mean


http://members.lycos.co.uk/timesaga/ballman.zip

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Hubdule
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Posted: 3rd Dec 2002 03:22
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also got some highscores here:



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Hubdule
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btw. The game is not made with Karma 3D engine. ... It's based on ODE (open Dynamics Engine)
http://q12.org/cgi-bin/wiki.pl?ODE_Wiki_Area

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http://www.q12.org/ode/

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Hubdule
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Found another nice site about all that pysics stuff:
http://www.geocities.com/vordermankett/
It's a port of ODE to BB3D ... so if it could be used with BB3D why not with DBPro ... I don't know if the DLL works with DBPro but it should be possible. Maybe someone is smart enough to port it. (Raven?)

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Kangaroo2
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Here's a better idea, why not push someone off some stairs in real life... record it with a camcorder, then send it to America's Funniest Home Videos or You've been Framed!. With only 4 "Hillarious Bloopers" you will have enough dough to buy a kick ass PC and DarkBasicPro, with which to make a next generation "pushing off stairs game" with sparkly realtime shadows, reflections and lighting!!

It could be called 'Super Stair Dismount Zero Alpha II - Special Edition : Hyper Fighting'

MAN I should patent that...

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actarus
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Sounds more like a new and yet more unoriginal version of a Street Fighter game...j/k

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour!
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Kangaroo2
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lol While I appreciated Capcom originally invented the 2d 1-on-1 multiple character choice beat-em up genre, u probably can't get any less original than the 40 or so (almost) exact copies of SF2 release as sequels/updates... almost as annoying as 3 different versions of FIFA a year...

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Shadow Robert
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whatcha lookin' at me for Hubdule?
some far better guys out there to do the job... like Kevin

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hexGEAR
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you guys are all killers how the hell did you get a score of 80,000 + , i won't be caught dead at the top of a staircase with any one of you

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The whole physics actually makes the final score quite random, I can use the same angle and force 5 times in a row and get 5 seperate scores

I wonder how long Hubdule was playing for thou, cause i downloaded took 5mins to try it out and then posted that
Some insane scores. Be funnier if the model was actually a pretty sweet model of a superhero

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oh oh oh oh oh ... make it look like Mr Burns from the Simpsons!

I can't begin to imagine! I'm already falling off my chair due to extreme crackle!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

BREAK SOME BONES , BURNS ... BREAK SOME BONES!!!

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Benjamin
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Im ok at this, I managed to smash his arse. Nice game!

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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 5th Dec 2002 00:24
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omg hahaa... yeah that would crack me up too
Excellent

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shenmue in my opinion is the best

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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 9th Dec 2002 06:09
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Nah! Shenmue was pretty poor on gameplay, IE not enough of it... more of a graphical adventure - dunno why people like it so.

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-dunno why people like it so.

I believe I've seen 2 games who were THAT overhyped before release...Shenmue and MGS...At least one of them had actual gameplay.

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Shadow Robert
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Posted: 9th Dec 2002 16:17
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hahaa i wonder which

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Posted: 9th Dec 2002 17:57
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It depends on your taste.

Shenmue's my favourite too.

An enveloping storyline, lovely graphics, b e a u t i f u l music and intersting characters.

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But freedom of movements has been sacrificed for the rest from what I've seen.

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Posted: 9th Dec 2002 21:04
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ya remember those games where a line of keys game and you had to press them ... that is the entire game right there.

it was basically an interactive movie - and wasn't a particularly original one niether hahaa
Anyone who watchs even an ouze of animé will know whats gonna happen. I was glad i played round a friends, only thing i found good was it was a graphics fest - sadly that apparently makes a good game now for the egg fried brain generation

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I did take back Shenmue in disgust after 3 days of trying to enjoy it... but I know many people who loved it. Personally I found it too linear, the plot to generic and there was waaay too much waiting around between things happenning. Plus I've always hated the qtr style Dragon's Lair type action. Beautiful graphics tho, and I love the Arcade games, but you can get them for Mame

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