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mamaji4
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Posted: 4th Apr 2009 15:29 Edited at: 4th Apr 2009 23:52
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Quote: "As fun as these threads are don't you think that this one should be put out of its misery?"


Woody Allen might disapprove.

Right now I'm looking for some Venture Captial funding.

Membership Rules and Regulations:
1) Members would go on a bathing spree. Bathe 31 people in one day and then relax for one month. So we need some rules in place like no accumulating more than 3 bathing credits at a time.
2) No impressionable underage people. 18 is the minimum age limit. Sorry guys, you have to be mature before you can get a driver's license.
3) Lechery is an offense on the part of the HBM. "Lechery" is defined under the terms of the membership agreement, as any unnecessary ogling of the client, passing lewd remarks, or instilling a sense of inferiority in the client who is being bathed. Also unnecessary groping is disallowed and can lead to a lifetime ban from the program. Keep the bath short and sweet. Scrub the necessary parts. Make it fast and don't try to improve your social life while giving a bath.


Any other rules or suggestions are welcome and membership is free at present. As an introductory offer I'm thinking of offering free bathing credits to the first ten people who join up.
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mamaji4
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If anyone is interested membership to www.swap-a-bath.com is free at the moment and we have an introductory offer of free bathing credits for the first ten people who join up.

Please refer to my previous post for the rules, and if you have any suggestions please leave them in the next post.
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Insert Name Here
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a) www.swap-a-bath.com doesn't exist.

b) Please stop posting that crap on every thread. It's kinda irritating.

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mamaji4
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Posted: 4th Apr 2009 23:58 Edited at: 5th Apr 2009 00:15
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Quote: "a) www.swap-a-bath.com doesn't exist."


That's because the server is down due to excess traffic overload. Please be patient and a customer care representative will soon get back to you and assist you with your grievances.

Har,Har.
Did you actually try to access that URL. I can't believe my marketing campaign was so successful. Trying to improve your social life then, huh?
One customer and counting.
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flashing snall
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I think this entire thread could be summed up into one word. But that word is for me to know, and you to find out... Or not, depends if you actually care or not.


I wish I had access to board 17.
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Insert Name Here
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On that note,

There are two key rules you must follow for a successful business:
1)Never reveal everything that you know.

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mamaji4
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Quote: "On that note,

There are two key rules you must follow for a successful business:
1)Never reveal everything that you know."


Now that the secrets out, and I have VC funding, how much stake would you like in the undertaking. And how much money can you bring in?
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Lucifer
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Posted: 5th Apr 2009 00:38 Edited at: 5th Apr 2009 01:40
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Quote: "Myself, I don't even brush my hair"


well duh, we've all seen photos of you...

(that was a joke where i implied your hair doesnt look good, i just felt i'd explain that)

..you hair is actually very nice

in Austrlia, there is a really red sun, u got a red sun in sky too?
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da power pwnerer
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I've got to agree that this thread should be locked as it is pointless and resulted in nothing but a bunch of people degrading themselves by stating that they are too lazy to bathe and life would be better with machines doing that for us. That is the most idiotic thing I have heard in these forums in a while. Seriously, you are too lazy to take a quick 10/15 minutes out of your life to become clean.

I completely agree with Cash Curtis, that you mamaji4 are one hell of an annoying and greasy person.

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mamaji4
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Posted: 5th Apr 2009 00:57 Edited at: 5th Apr 2009 22:54
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I guess if the feeling is unanimous, I must'nt complain the next time I have to take a bath.

I shall now cease to post on this thread, and it has been a good deal of fun, although that doesn't seem to be the popular opinion.

If I have offended anyone it was purely retaliatory.

Peace be to all.
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Neuro Fuzzy
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Posted: 8th Apr 2009 09:40 Edited at: 8th Apr 2009 09:47
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Why would you want to carry around 12 wives whenever you need a good scrubdown? that's just a hassle. Have you ever tried carrying around 12 wives (i know you've never met 12 women but lets just pretend), it's impossible!

Now this teleportation idea, that's a good idea. Once you work out how to break the laws of physics, it's easy!

[edit] wow, i forgot this was a multiple page post. i'd just read the first page and figured "Oh, maybe the thread isn't dead yet!" and jumped in to post. But no, it's definitely deceased, rundown, spent, tired out, done in, dead, departed, late, gone, extinct, inanimate, and absolutely altogether completely entirely thoroughly totally utterly wholly lifelessly dead.
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Quote: "I dont have to worry about bathing my 12 wives do that for me while my butler irons my crack
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Yeah the thread is dead.

But the butler ironing the crack still breaks me up. I can't quit chuckling at that one.
Har,har Imagine having a butler to iron your crack. Har,har.

* Falls off chair laughing for the third time today, as everyone gathers around in amazement. Little do they know there is a place called Apollo where kids gather around with adults who just can't grow up (like me). This place is more fun than an orgy. Har,har.*
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Diru
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I just think we shouldn't wash. Then we'd all smell bad yet know no difference. It would save a lot of time.

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I think the best solution is to modify our DNA to make us sweat a lot more and the sweat should smell and taste good, like candy. The sweat should also have a soap effect on our bodies. This way, we don't need to wash ourselfes and it would almost be encouraged not to.

This message was brought to you by Grandma industries.

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Dragon Knight
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Posted: 8th Apr 2009 20:53 Edited at: 8th Apr 2009 20:55
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You know what yes, technically. The human body cleans itself after a few months but i don't advise taking this approach.

Benjamin, Private <- :S, i can only imagine lol,


Self-Grooming is an important thing in anyone's life, who knows the compliments you get of women are generally good enough to keep yourself well groomed, maybe that's just me tho ^-^

as for 'sweat' smelling better, try a good exercising program, if you're REALLY fit and healthy then you tend to smell nice to the opposite sex without washing for perhaps a day.. again though not recommended.


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Quote: "I think the best solution is to modify our DNA to make us sweat a lot more and the sweat should smell and taste good, like candy. The sweat should also have a soap effect on our bodies. This way, we don't need to wash ourselfes and it would almost be encouraged not to."


yeah, but then we wouldn't have candy shops anymore. instead of boxes of gummy worms there would be people in chairs... just licking themselves...
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Since this thread has been revived, I was wondering if anyone would like to add some more rules to www.swap-a-bath.com
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Posted: 8th Apr 2009 23:50
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There is no www.swap-a-bath.com

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Quote: "There is no www.swap-a-bath.com"


No there isn't. But if a lot of people like the idea we can start a website. Maybe when people sign up we could ask them for their sexual preferences so there wouldn't be any ruffled feathers.

Also, members need to have the time to give each other a bath. Maybe some sort of schedule and meet-up of the HBM and the client at a mutually agreeable time.

I just can't figure out how to convince people that the stranger who's coming to give them a bath is trustworthy and isn't Jack The Ripper in disguise.
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Posted: 8th Apr 2009 23:59
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It's a ridiculously pointless idea: Why do you need to give other people baths if you can bathe yourself anyway?

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Quote: "I just can't figure out how to convince people that the stranger who's coming to give them a bath is trustworthy and isn't Jack The Ripper in disguise."


If you're serious about this...then you had better have some damn good prevention to things of that nature. Just think how many people will be like, "Ooh! Getting to touch naked people, in order to earn having people touch me naked!" There are plenty of messed up people in this world.


www.aeriagames.com <-They have some decent ones
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Quote: "It's a ridiculously pointless idea: Why do you need to give other people baths if you can bathe yourself anyway?
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How about, spend one Sunday giving 31 people a bath, have a whale of a time and then relax for one month without moving a finger.

I bet if the internet was there during the Roman era we would have plenty of www.swap-a-bath.com and maybe even some www.tickle-me-with-a-feather.com websites.
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Quote: "It's a ridiculously pointless idea: Why do you need to give other people baths if you can bathe yourself anyway?"

Well I guess mamaji likes the fetish thread.


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Posted: 9th Apr 2009 00:08 Edited at: 9th Apr 2009 00:09
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Quote: "If you're serious about this...then you had better have some damn good prevention to things of that nature. Just think how many people will be like, "Ooh! Getting to touch naked people, in order to earn having people touch me naked!" There are plenty of messed up people in this world."


Thanks. That just triggered off the idea. We could have a Security guy, like an umpire who would be present and make sure that both sides were playing by the rules.
But then who would give the Security guys a bath. Some more Security guys. Recursion while bathing. Har,har.

Maybe we can make a game out of this. Me and my silly ideas.
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It would only take one dodgy security guy or dodgy member and the whole website and business would have to be shut down from the scandal.

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Quote: "It would only take one dodgy security guy or dodgy member and the whole website and business would have to be shut down from the scandal."


Does that mean you will be withdrawing your VC funding. That would break my heart.
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What VC funding ...? I thought you said that you already had VC funding.

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