Agreed, this thread has served any useful purpose it could possibly have had.
I'd just like to state that this is not abuse of power, in fact all the mods would rather NOT lock posts, ban people, noob slap, or any of that stuff - we have to, and that's the long and the short of it. If we left those posts as is, then we'd have people asking why the forum is moderated so little. I think we have a happy balance of moderation right now to be completely honest.
Stop making daft posts and we'll stop locking them

, simple as that.
Now that I locked this, the only people that can reply are mods - vulgar display of power coming up!