Quote: "Love to me is drinking scotch, and sitting by a fire, reading one of many of my leather bound books, and stroking more importantly my friend baxter here."
lol great quote.
We are laughing! And we're very good friends! (if you've seen the second anchorman film you'll get that quote.)
Quote: "Nope not at all. It's blender lovers that should be put away if you ask me. Just wrong..."
It's the blenders themselves that are the weird pervs. This one time when I was having my way with a blender, it tried to give me a fruit smoothie. But I wasn't going in for that. Too hardcore. Real sickos those blenders. A toaster never makes me feel pressured into having sex with it.
Don't judge me!
Spewing crap since 2005!