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Hey there!

I was cramming through my junk in my room today, and happened to find a little book. I quickly figured out it was an old writing book of mine, where I used to write stories that came to my mind. I had a good laugh over them, hope you enjoy them too!

Please note I was 10 and three quarters (yes, it says the date on the book) when I wrote these stories and they may not make much sense.

Grammar is corrected. Sentence structure and words are the same.

The Bad Cat

Juli, 1986 was the time that all of the cats gather up and have a competition of the best cat in the country. Marlin wasn't allowed to go, because his family thought that he was to small and young. So, one day Marlin decided to run away from home and join the competition, and try his best to win. As he got to the park, where the competition was, there were over 10'000 cats. How would he ever win?

At home, his parents were worried about Marlin. They didn't know where he went. So every day they would go out and look for him.

Marlin was very good at everything he had to do to win. He was about half way through the game, when suddenly he saw his parents. His parents didn't notice Marlin fighting against some other cats in the competition and went on.

After a few days, Marlin made it to the final round, but there he had to fight against a beautiful lady cat. He couldn't stand the idea of hurting her, so he gave up and came 2. place. His parents were very proud of him even though he had 2 months time out for running away!


The Park

Suddenly a strange sound could be heard. Everyone turned around to see what that noise was. Dogs! At least a hundred of them! The dogs destroyed the park, chewed on tires, ripped down the playground and chased everyone away! It was a disaster!!


Nonsense

Mama wants to go for a flight in the aeroplane. It has eight big propellers. In the air, the freight slipped out of the door. The freight fell down from a height of 5000 meters. Sprightly, the freight fell. At the bottom there was a knight. He felt a slight bit of rain. So, he looked straight up and saw the freight tumbling down. The freight squashed the thief next to him. The niece of the thief came over to see what the noise was. As she saw a piece of the thief on the field, she demanded how that happened. The knight made a lie and said that the fiery king threw some freight at him. She gave a fierce look and said that it's time for a fiesta.


A New Pet

A nice sunny morning. The lizard goes out to hunt some food. But first, he sits on top of a rock to warm up in the sun. Lizards usually keep their eyes open to warn them selves when danger nears. But this lizard closes his eyes!

After an hour or so he awakes and finds himself in front of a lizard he loves. She must have waited for a long time, because she has her eyes closed. He goes down to her and pauses. He stops in his tracks when he sees what happened to her. Her tail has been ripped off and most of her insides are hanging out of her tummy. He stares at her with disgust.

"My, my! Isn't this lovely!", says a big, deep voice behind him. "You will be my second lizard today!"

He flips around to spot a big, black monster behind him! It's eyes are fixed on him. Although it was big, it didn't look scary. At least not until he spots blood dripping down his mouth.

"The name's Merley. Sorry, if I killed your girlfriend. A little accident."
"Why did you kill her?!?", he wants to know.
"An accident.", he says back calmly. "You don't know what it's like being a cat.", he says. "But now to you!", he says with a sly smile. "My caretaker loves lizards. He looks after them, I think. So I am going to take you to him and you will be looked after. If you refuse...", he says, putting his paw on the lizards back!
"I may kill you like your girlfriend!", and with that said, he sticks his claws deep into the lizards butt!

After the tail being removed and some more cuts cut into him, the cat puts him into his mouth (without biting to hard to kill him) and goes inside. Then he starts meowing. Soon, Merley's caretaker comes down to take Merley's present. At first, the lizard refuses, until Merley gives a fierce look at him and threatens to kill. The lizard then lets the big hand take him and put him into the terrarium.

The End~





Any comments are welcome, if you have your own little "childhood stories" please do post them!

TheComet

Nice.

I wrote a lot of stories when I was little, here's one I'll always remember...

Once upon a time there was a pig and he walked outside and exploded!!

I also wrote about potatoes and waffles a lot for some reason. I wrote a story in 2nd grade about a man that was murdered because he stole a box of waffles from the grocery store. I was a strange child...

Hah, I could post a couple of stories that I wrote around age 5 or 6 xD But i probably won't cos the spelling, structure, grammar and overall understandability of them is very, VERY bad.

I got sent to the school shrink for my stories. They've been burned by my mom apparently as I can't find them where my other old school stuff was.

A New Pet scared me!

Brian.

The Park was my favorite. Short and sweet.

Uh nice stories but not as good as mine lol joke here it is:

Rocket Car

Me and my two friends got bored one day,so we went scavenging in the trash and we find a small jet engine.We decide to make a rocket car.We took my neighbours old plastic tractor and modified it and fitted it with the rocket engine.The other friend(the dumb one) was the test driver.So we went uphill,started the engine and away he drove.Suddenly the wheels fell off and he crashed into a bush.It wouldnt be that bad if there wouldnt be a concrete block in the bush.His brain damage was big.After three months after my other friend(the dumb braindamaged one) came from the hospital all well,it started snowing.We found an old plastic sled and you can guess only once what we did,we rigged the plastic sled to the rocket engine and went up the other steep hill.We started it and away he went.Luckily he didnt crash going downhill,but once he got on the straight he couldnt steer and unluckily for him,there was a tree in front of him.He crashed again and his brain damage got even worse.The consequences of that are still visible today(hes dumb).

THE END

BTW I got a B+ for this story,amazing eh?

http://dinkapoo.topcities.com/eglar.htm

This was my attempt at getting noticed on the internet. It never took off (obviously) but it became something fun to do now and again and a bit of a joke with all my friends and family. I'd like to make another Eglar Adventure someday. It's been a few years.