Quote: "Attach this to your car. "
I followed Benjamins advice...
Needless to say the owner of the radio telescope I stole was very angry indeed.
I attached the dish to the underside of the car, which "interferes" with many aspects of the cars functionality.
I gained an audience as I was undertaking this engineering endeavour. Various responses shouted to me were:
"What are you doing?"
"Why are you doing this?"
"Couldn't you just use a sky dish?"
"Thats a big jack you have there, where did you get it?"
"Oi, give me my radio telescope back immediately!"
"Oi, what have you done to my car you fool!!"
"Oi, you are under arrest"
The point is that it just did not work on any level and neither this or any other of Benjamins recommendations should be attempted, ever, unless it is by somebody competent like me.
I got off with community service, which I spent fixing HAARP to a pickup truck.
Mnemonix