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Mnemonix
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Posted: 28th Oct 2009 21:09
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I was outside about 1 hour ago and me and my friends saw a bright orange light moving across the sky. We watched it for about 1 minute and I saw a part of it fall away before the whole thing just disappeared. My mates and neighbours had come out to see the spectacle and people said it has happened a few times over the past couple of months.

I did a quick google and it turns out that the alien invasion is imminent!





When I saw it I figured it to be a chinese flying lantern which have apparently suddenly become quite popular in this country, and it fits with the small piece of flame I saw fall from the object before it went out.

This seems to be the current accepted explanation and I haven't seen any evidence which does not support this theory.

Any thoughts, theories or sightings?

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lazerus
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Posted: 28th Oct 2009 21:17
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Stiffens thier onto us...

retreat to the far tide of the stratosphere.

We will return...


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Mnemonix
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Posted: 28th Oct 2009 21:19
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Quote: "We will return..."


I will have my rather large army of grues standing by.

And lots of tumblers of water...That will foil even the most stupid aliens.

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lazerus
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Posted: 28th Oct 2009 21:22
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fabouresis!

Arrested by factors unforseen in the tidal forces...

This is not a solem gracious content, know we will be prepared...


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Mnemonix
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I have no idea what your last post was about, but it was a THREAT wasn't it?

As a warning I will send my grues to destroy the only evidence of extra terrestrial life that I am aware exists on Earth.

I of course refer to the one who calls himself Benjamin

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Posted: 28th Oct 2009 21:25
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By my lead's breath...

They have him...

Hope is ours for the taking


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Mnemonix
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Posted: 28th Oct 2009 21:27
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This is your last chance to survive....MAKE YOUR TIME!

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Posted: 28th Oct 2009 21:29
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Mark this human for abduction and probing!
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lazerus
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Elfa, bring the attrocities upon them...

Faux, feren, degregation, you have no time...


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xplosys
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When are they going to make cameras that can take a picture of aliens, Bigfoot and the loch ness monster without being all blurry?

Brian.

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Mnemonix
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Posted: 28th Oct 2009 21:31
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I feel this thread has gone off topic within a very short space of time and it is all down to the aliens trying to prevent themselves from being found out, by steering the topic to more meaningless things.

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lazerus
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Posted: 28th Oct 2009 21:33 Edited at: 28th Oct 2009 21:34
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wuh evar do ya mena?


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Mnemonix
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Posted: 28th Oct 2009 21:34
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I don't think the photos are faked, but that is moot to me anyhow because I have actually seen one of these myself.

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Posted: 28th Oct 2009 21:35
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setting off chinese lanterns is actually fun. you have to balance it just right.


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Posted: 28th Oct 2009 22:03 Edited at: 28th Oct 2009 22:07
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I don't think it's a coincidence that Lincs. is surrounded by air bases. There are normally 5 or 6 planes every day (and often escorted ones too) around where I live

Hercules escorted by tons of smaller jets = Tons of blurry lights in the sky

If they go behind clouds (that aren't visible from ground at night) then bang they're gone

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Venge
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Posted: 28th Oct 2009 22:10 Edited at: 28th Oct 2009 22:10
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Quote: "When are they going to make cameras that can take a picture of aliens, Bigfoot and the loch ness monster without being all blurry?"


Don't you know? It's a government conspiracy, requiring all camera makers to implant a chip that blurs photos of stuff they don't want us to know about. Yes, all the governments.

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Indicium
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damn they saw my fleet of alien ships!
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Deathead
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Guess, they didn't like America. So welcome to jolly good England, alien dudes!



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Posted: 28th Oct 2009 22:31
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I am glad I dont live in the UK
But I'm sure they'll be in the US soon too

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Posted: 28th Oct 2009 22:35
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Quote: "When are they going to make cameras that can take a picture of aliens, Bigfoot and the loch ness monster without being all blurry?"


How do you know that aliens, Bigfoot and the loch ness monster don't actually look blurry and the camera is taking perfect pictures?





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Posted: 28th Oct 2009 22:41
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Photoshop anyone?
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This reminds me of the UFO-halo thingy in Moscow a week or so ago, now that was freaky...

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Venge
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Posted: 28th Oct 2009 23:23
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That was an actual real cloud thing though maybe.

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Aaagreen
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Posted: 28th Oct 2009 23:31
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Quote: "UK threatened by aliens!"

Bummer.

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They went to America first That's why the ships are flying low enough for us to see them. Antigravity can only cope with so many big macs!


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They sell big macs over here too!

I'm sure the aliens would be far more attracted to the unusual amount of products involving peanut butter.

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I took this video the other day, I didnt think much of it but now that you mention it it really does look like a spaceship hovering there;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8YdTbt_XXY
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That's uncanny Ruccus - that almost does look like there was something in the sky, not just a trick of the light.

Let's see the naysayers try to deny Ruccus' unquestionable proof now. Lazerus, you and your kind are finished...

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Looks like the army's caught on;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1YODFuPNaA

Yes, I just happened to have my camera out, with a live band playing behind me.
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All arms we're taking heavy fire, i repeat we are under attack. Send information back to the coalation they have signed thier own genocide...


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Don't worry, it's just immigrants. ^_^

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People are looking in the wrong direction, you should be looking below your feet not up at the stars to find where they come from.
Everything is always reversed for the public, just ask Gort. The fel'lows at SETI or should that be = Set-E, is your mind in darkness on the is'ewe? Or Sett-eye, am I badgering them?, should turn their instruments the other way, though in a way they already do. Those relatives of nincom the liripoops are really quite flacid.

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Are you implying that aliens are really just morlocks that live under the earth?
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Quote: "Are you implying that aliens are really just morlocks that live under the earth? "


Morlocks sound a lot like Moloch, the ch pronounced as a 'k'.

Moloch can be seen at Bohemian Grove where the worlds movers and shakers attend The Cremation of Care before a giant stone 40-foot (12 m) idol recreating an ancient occultic ceremony where a human is sacrificed (pretend or not?) to the body (belly/stomach) of the owl god of Moloch. This is where the expression being thrown into the belly of the beast comes from. The owl is important as it represents wisdom, not because an owl is a wise creature, for it is not particular bright at all, no, it represents wisdom as it is a 'predator' (prey before your god) that can see in the dark (something to emulate), those that can see in the dark are illuminated ones, those that cannot are the profane, and they live in the darkness in their ignorance (and are preyed upon?).

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