Me:
*stands up*
"Hi everyone. My name is Rorek Brushbane, and I a WoWaholic."
Everyone else:
"Hi Rorek."
Me:
"I only started off playing my friend's account while he went to the bathroom. I figured, 'a few minutes couldn't possibly hurt.". Oh, how wrong I was. Before I knew it, I had signed up for the free trial. Then when the trial ran out, I bought a subscription. I got so into aimlessly grinding for this one quest, I forgot to go to work! For a week! So then my boss called and told me I was fired. I didn't care though, I had my Wow... The next thing I knew, I hadn't left my house for three months! I was surviving on pizza and Chinese food I ordered. I didn't shower, I hardly slept... I went to the bathroom in a bucket! And then... When the bucket got full... I ran over and dumped it out the window! One day I tried logging in. and it wouldn't work! It said I had unpaid charges on my subscription. I checked my online bank statement, and my account was empty! I had spent every dollar of my $700 life savings on Wow, fast food delivery, and Wow-related merchandise! So I grabbed everything of value I could carry, and I sold it all at the pawn shop. I got over $28,000! Enough to keep me going for at least another twelve years!!! There's no doubt in my mind that I would've kept going until I died... But then, just when I thought I was doomed and forgotten... a ray of light shined through... And then it went out because the electric company had shut off power to my house due to my bill being a month and a half late. If the power hadn't been shut off, I wouldn't be here right now. Playing WoW was the biggest mistake I ever made in my life."
Session councilor:
"Thank you for sharing, Rorek. Does anyone have any comments or questions for Rorek?"
Random guy:
"Is your account still active, and if so, can I have it?"
Me:
"OVER MY COLD DEAD BODY YOU VULTURE!!!"
*Attacks random guy*
So what if I talk to myself? Its the only way i can have an intelligent conversation around here.