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Geek Culture / Your worst Chrsitmas present?

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Phaelax
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Posted: 30th Dec 2009 06:10
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Quote: "Told me to go have a shower as I smelt like fish. There goes that.

Could always get a new girlfriend that likes it... hmm."


A gf that likes the smell of fish? Errr I'd stay clear of that one mate.


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Sid Sinister
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Posted: 30th Dec 2009 07:56
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Quote: "A gf that likes the smell of fish? Errr I'd stay clear of that one mate."


Quite possibly the funniest thing I've read on these forums all year. Thank you for that

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Mishael Creatov
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O well, my worth present for christmas was 2 years ago, when my parents gave me a puppy! I must notice that i am a student living in a rentable flat, and that time i already had a dog (Ka de bo), and having the second dog was my worst nightmare! Now i got used to it, but i will commit suicide if my parents that christmas would give me the third dog!

Its my own surname! really!
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Dazzag
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Posted: 30th Dec 2009 09:52
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Quote: "though I'm old enough now to have no excitement or expectations whatsoever"
Yep. Although I was right happy with my Chewbacca cuddly toy that makes the noise when you press his belly Oh, and the Gremlins T-shirt was really good too. I'm really into my retro T-shirts, although my number one is the Haynes ATAT T-shirt. Awesome. Shows I'm getting older though that the softness of it (brilliant compared to most T-shirts) is almost as good as the Star Wars part of it

http://www.flickr.com/photos/stevethegingerprince/3556411751/

Worst present? I suppose Guiness stuff, although was still good. I basically have drunk Guiness for years but lately I heard that a pint of it is the same calories as a roast dinner (twice the amount of lager). Hmmm... So I decided to give it up. I was telling this to my sister in law when their present turned out to be a couple of cans of Guiness and some pint glasses with Guiness on them (nice). Then my mother in law gave me a four pack of Guiness with a pint glass (again nice), and a jigsaw puzzle of a Guiness pint (well hard as it's all black pretty much...)...

Cheers

Cheers

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Cyborg ART
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Posted: 30th Dec 2009 12:59
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Well I had no bad presents, but I got a new mousemat. A "RAZER eXactMat X speed" in metal which is too big to fit on my desk So now the keyboard is hanging over the ledge

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Posted: 30th Dec 2009 15:08
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Quote: "couple of cans of Guiness and some pint glasses with Guiness on them (nice). Then my mother in law gave me a four pack of Guiness with a pint glass (again nice), and a jigsaw puzzle of a Guiness pint (well hard as it's all black pretty much...)..."

Do you think maybe they're trying to tell you something?

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budokaiman
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Posted: 3rd Jan 2010 02:55
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My uncle got his kids pet fish for christmas. Christmas day, the fish were dead. Dead fish aren't very fun...

This signature is legen-wait for it... dary };]
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demons breath
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Posted: 3rd Jan 2010 12:48
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I don't know, there's a lot you can do with a dead fish.


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puppyofkosh
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Or the fish slapping dance! (Look it up)
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budokaiman
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Posted: 3rd Jan 2010 20:13
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Quote: "the fish slapping dance!"

LOL, I love Monty Python.

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General Jackson
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Posted: 3rd Jan 2010 23:53 Edited at: 4th Jan 2010 02:04
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My worst? A quad core pc, with an Nvidia Geforce 9800GT, 500 GB HDD and 5 GB ram.
I hate that computer


Just joking

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The Fps Creator rocks!
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A BLANKET! Well actually, it was not for me, but for my bed!

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Indicium
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Quote: "My worst? A quad core pc, with an Nvidia Geforce 9800GT, 500 GB HDD and 5 GB ram."


Nice boasting skills
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