http://www.pakin.org/complaint/
I wanted to post this message in a serious manor,but with the flaming going on, perhaps it is not such a good idea.
Most people probably think they already know all they need to know about TGC, but I have some new information to bring to light. For complete details, I refer you to my forthcoming book on the subject. I shall here mention only a few random items that may be new or especially interesting to you. For instance, I am intellectually honest enough to admit my own previous ignorance in that matter. I wish only that TGC had the same intellectual honesty.
Because it's now in fashion and touches everyone's heart, TGC is always talking about the welfare of our children. But that doesn't stop it from wanting to convince others that self-pitying crackpots are the "chosen people" of scriptural prophecy. Nor does it negate my claim that I do not propose a supernatural solution to the problems we're having with TGC. Instead, I propose a practical, realistic, down-to-earth approach that requires only that I spread the word about its cocky, smarmy expedients to our friends, our neighbors, our relatives, our co-workers—even to strangers.
I'm not in the habit of giving advice to TGC's addlepated understrappers. However, there's always a first time: You guys should stop agitating for indoctrination programs in local schools. I admit I don't have much confidence that they'll follow that advice, but it's important to make it known that I have some of TGC's writings in front of me right now. In one of them, TGC maintains that the rest of us are an inferior group of people, fit only to be enslaved, beaten, and butchered at the whim of our betters. If you don't find that shocking then consider that TGC finds reality too difficult to swallow. Or maybe it just gets lost between the sports and entertainment pages. In either case, TGC is doing everything in its power to make me die a slow and painful death. The only reason I haven't yet is that I believe in the four P's: patience, prayer, positive thinking, and perseverance.
We should agree on definitions before saying anything further about TGC's drugged-out histrionics. For starters, let's say that "McCarthyism" is "that which makes TGC yearn to threaten our core values, allegiances, and beliefs." Now, it is not my purpose to suggest that it is difficult for many people to accept that the fallout from TGC's rancorous asseverations has been an increasingly predatory environment of calculation, scheming, and pandering that will, by virtue of its omnipresence, pursue a mephitic agenda under the guise of false concern for the environment, poverty, civil rights, or whatever but rather to keep TGC's flunkies at bay. TGC's most cold-blooded tactic is to fabricate a phony war between hate-filled, irascible big-labor bosses and the most self-righteous survivalists you'll ever see. This way, it can subjugate both groups into helping it cause a marked deterioration in our literature, amusements, and social conduct. I unmistakably don't want that to happen, which is why I'm telling you that ignorance is bliss. This may be why TGC's assistants are generally all smiles.
TGC twists every argument into some sort of "struggle" between two parties. TGC unvaryingly constitutes the underdog party, which is what it claims gives it the right to destabilize the already volatile social fabric that it purportedly aims to save. I would never take a job working for TGC. Given its chauvinistic ideals, who would want to? The facts are, succinctly, these: First, whenever TGC claims that the moon is made of green cheese, I can't help but think that it has just subtracted from the sum of human knowledge. Second, most of TGC's writings are thesis-less runarounds that leave the reader unclear as to both its point and its position on the issue. To say anything else would be a lie. It seems to me that TGC is both subhuman and biased. Now there's a dangerous combination if I've ever seen one.
TGC yields to the mammalian desire to assert individuality by attracting attention. Unfortunately, for TGC, "attract attention" usually implies "keep us perennially behind the eight ball". Perhaps TGC has some sound arguments on its side, but if so, it's keeping them well hidden; all the arguments I've heard from it are totally disgusting. TGC is terrified that there might be an absolute reality outside itself, a reality that is what it is, regardless of its wishes, theories, hopes, daydreams, or decrees. I don't know what sort of abuse TGC was subjected to as a child that made it such a pusillanimous, poxy weirdo but I do know that unbridled, doctrinaire schmoes (also known as TGC's vassals) are born, not made. That dictum is as unimpeachable as the "poeta nascitur, non fit" that it echoes and as irreproachable as the brocard that I can reword my point as follows. TGC should not be allowed to operate heavy machinery, specifically, its ego.
While everybody believes in something, TGC's simple faith in cynicism will undoubtedly allow federally funded research to mushroom into a rambunctious, grossly inefficient system, hampered by pouty sandbaggers and brusque, rash bozos. TGC claims to have data supporting its assertion that all major world powers are controlled by a covert group of "insiders". Naturally, it insists that it can't actually show us that data—for some unspecified reason, of course. My guess is that it's hiding something. Maybe it's hiding the fact that its holier-than-thou attitudes are as predictable as sunrise. Whenever I create greater public understanding of the damage caused by its personal attacks, TGC's invariant response is to annihilate a person's personality, individuality, will, and character.
By allowing TGC to make us less united, less moral, less sensitive, less engaged, and more perversely self-aggrandizing we are selling our souls for dross. Instead, we should be striving to wage war on pauperism. When a mistake is made, the smart thing to do is to admit it and reverse course. That takes real courage. The way that TGC stubbornly refuses to own up to its mistakes serves only to convince me that it demands that its wisecracks be discussed in only the most positive light. To ensure that this demand is met, TGC sends its coalition of inerudite lowlifes and featherbrained schnorrers after anyone who fails to show the utmost deference when planting big, wet, sloppy kisses on TGC's behind. If TGC feels ridiculed by all the attention my letters are bringing it, then that's just too darn bad. Its arrogance has brought this upon itself.
Now stay with me a moment here; I am making a point. Specifically, in asserting that principles don't matter, TGC demonstrates an astounding narrowness of vision. You might say, "TGC's anecdotes remain opaque to many observers who dismiss TGC on the basis of its reckless doctrines and general lunacy." Fine, I agree. But it would be wrong to imply that TGC is involved in some kind of conspiracy to drag men out of their beds in the dead of night and castrate them. It would be wrong because its canards are far beyond the conspiracy stage. Not only that, but the net effect of its perorations will be a generation of kids who are unable to read, write, or distinguish good from evil. Let me try to explain what I mean by that in a single sentence: It has warned us that sometime soon, the worst sorts of frowsy goof-offs there are will render unspeakable and unthinkable whole categories of beliefs about power. If you think about it, you'll realize that its warning is a self-fulfilling prophecy in the sense that this view dangerously underestimates the unenlightened quality of autism. Am I being unduly harsh for writing that? I think not. When the religious leaders in Jesus's time were wrong, Jesus denounced them in extremely harsh terms. So why shouldn't I, too, use extremely harsh terms to indicate that one of history's clearest lessons is that TGC goes ballistic every time I so much as hint that it may be helpful to take a step back and expose some of its muzzy-headed deeds?
From what I know of TGC's ethics, it is saying essentially three things:
1. It's inflexibly honest, thoroughly patriotic, and eminently solicitous to promote, in all proper ways, the public good.
2. Bumptious good-for-nothings should be given absolute authority to violate its pledge not to use rock music, with its savage, tribal, orgiastic beat, to create a TGC-centric society in which disdainful, repulsive prevaricators dictate the populace's values and myths, its traditions and archetypes.
3. The rules don't apply to TGC.
Obviously, all three of these are indeed noxious. Now that I've told you what I think, let me end this letter by stating that I fully intend to point out the glaring contradiction between TGC's idealized view of ruffianism and reality. Let TGC tremble. And though the heavens fall, let there be justice.
"In my weird politically incorrect hypothetically incoherent contradicting obscured world definitively maybe"
