I don't know Python, Travis, but you may want to check and post in the "Programming Talk" board here and see if anyone in there might be able to help that does not frequent "Geek Culture." Or possibly even a blender or python forum? There was a thread that someone was using Python in to make a world builder or something in blender, but it's locked and I don't know if that user is still around or not.
Either way you go, good luck!
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