Quote: "I don't think you can get drunk responsibly."
Being a responsible drunk when I'm on a night out, I beg to differ, there's a level of drunkeness where you're still able to control your actions - if you know you shouldn't do something, you've the control and you even know when to stop drinking and lead you and everybody else home safely.
I can wake up in the morning knowing I've not regretted anything...except if I've said anything embarrassing, but only stuff I can laugh off (it's not as if I don't do it sober either). My flatmate during my first year at Uni still can't remember what happened the night he went 'overboard', I can, police were knocking on my door at the early hours of the morning seeing if I could help them figure out what he was saying. I can say, the guy's learned his lesson about what a 'responsible' drunk is, I mean, it could have been a lot worse.
Also, I think Jeff Miller wins.