Quote: "Hehe, our last world cup song was 'Don't come home too soon' by Del Amitri - seriously, it was the most misserible world cup song ever..."
As close as that song came to making me want to kill myself,
this one seems to have pushed me off the edge, where are the razors when you need them...
Quote: "I was under no illusion that England would win, but that would have made the match 2-2 and then you never know what might have happened."
I know. As the second half rolled in with a tied score of 2-2, Rooney managed to give the ball away for the 6 gajillionth time resulting in another goal from the German squad. At 3-2 the english team pushed forward before another shot from Lampard , at 42 yards away, spooned above the crossbar. There was a moment of silence from the commentators just before they reminded us (yet again) that we once one the world cup sometime (it might have been before the war, but it was so long ago now, who really remembers?
). As the England defence were dancing around the Maypole and generally playing grab arse with their fellow team mates, the german attack had more than enough time for a quick pint of pilsner and a plate of Schnitzel before ultimately slipping a goal past James, the only working member of the English squad.
As the match closed the English fans held their heads in shame. They hid their elderly from Rooney as they made their way to the airport to burn all of the flags smothering their houses back home. All the time wondering why they saved up four years of wages to simply get drunk in a hot place.
