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Monkey Mja
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Okay guys, a quick way to explain how this works.
You post if you think the person above you could beat you up and why.

Example:
Chuck Norris: Starting post.
Jackie Chan: No way, because he's Chuck Norris.
Lee Bamber: No, because his kicks can easily knock me out.
Tosh.0: Sure I could, he looks skinny and whimpy.
Chuck Norris: Yes cause I'm Chuck Norris.

Lets begin, and by the way, no posting pictures. Thats the fun of the game!

I sadly have to start and have noone to answer.

- Monkey
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Aaagreen
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How can someone with one mutilated arm, a knackered right lung and the inability to gain wait beat up someone?

Hell no.


I'd love to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my bum.
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Dr Tank
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Sounds like physically yes, but I couldn't bring myself to hit a crip.
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Metal Devil123
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Damn you posted at the same time. Well, you have superman as your photo, so I quess I could...

And Chuck Norris is really not that tough. Jackie Chan could easily beat him up. So would Gordon Freeman. So would Myanard Keenan. And alot others.

And someone above you? Well, if someone just came and jumped on my shoulders, then ofcourse I could :-P

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I do martial arts, I'm 6'2", I kill spiders and I make little girls cry for fun. But I currently have an injured left quad and knee, plus I have a new mrs so I have no energy to fight anyway! hehe.

So my conclusion is NO! In the Mortal Combat announcers voice ... "METAL DEVIL ... WWWIIINS!"

Insert piccy sig here. Eh? Why didn't that work?!?! Must ring help-a-noob. What was the number again? .... where am I?
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Metal Devil123
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Quote: "So my conclusion is NO! In the Mortal Combat announcers voice ... "METAL DEVIL ... WWWIIINS!""

"FINISH HIM! FATALITY!"
Sorry, had to do that, but quess others can see fi they could beat me up... :-P

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SikaSina Games
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I bet I could . Believe me, I'm a tough 'un though I don't look like it .

-SSG

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lazerus
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Screw it he seems like hes hiding behind the interent, Ill av you SikaSina!


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SikaSina Games
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Course you will Laz in all seriousness, I am pretty strong, but I don't tend to show it.

And perhaps we'll both 'ave each other then .

-SSG

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Metal Devil123
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I think I'd beat you... in Street Fighter!!! Nah... I propably wouldn't if you are "that strong", without my Blades of Chaos. But in the internet, I can say I'm a goddamn body builder, and no-one ever finding out the truth.

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Vladimir Putin

dont hate people who rip you off,cheat and get away with it, learn from them
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Cormorant5
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Yeah. I could.


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budokaiman
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I could, but I would never beat up LT. Also, aren't games frowned upon by mods?

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Cormorant5
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I couldn't.

And Budokaiman, what about the Word Game? Besides that, I know of no games. So, mods,is this allowed?


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Metal Devil123
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easily could.

And I think that they are, but don't know why Word Game has existed so lond. Maby in hopes that there wont be more of those. And if something should be frowned upon, it should be The Posting Competition. Just my opinion.

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I could beat everybody up in this thread and Fallout would make a worthy opponent, what you say Fallout? I bet I could take you on.

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Quik
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Yes, because it is Seppuku arts, Seppuku cant fight for sh!t XD


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SikaSina Games
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WHOOOOAAAAA QUIK!!! NOT THAT WORD!!!!

Anyhow, possibly .

-SSG

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A Shawnee fan? Definitely.


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And Budokaiman, what about the Word Game? Besides that, I know of no games. So, mods,is this allowed?
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meh i say we just roll with it and see what mods do^^

Cormorant5? the batman freak? right?

pfft batman is for <>s so yeah, youre goin down


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Batman helps me, and I could take any of you guys, even Quik.

And he would, for I am his god and it is the least he could do.


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SikaSina Games
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Quote: "A Shawnee fan? Definitely."


If Shawnee can play a character who survives 3 sequels and shoots someone straight through their stomach without looking, then she's awesome. Hey, she did all that ! And yes, judging by how old I think you are, I could take you down with one swipe .

-SSG

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Oh really, because I'm tougher then I sound. *cracks knuckles*

I could beat you.


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SikaSina Games
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*Pumps muscles* Sure. .

*Punches wall and crumples*
My hand that is. Or was it? .

-SSG

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Oh definitely. Probably with my eyes closed. And my hands tied behind my back. And no legs.

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Tom J
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Posted: 22nd Jul 2010 17:40 Edited at: 22nd Jul 2010 17:40
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This thread is stupid, hehe

Having said that, according to my picture I'm a stone gargoyle/golem thing so do your worst chumps.
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With a crusher, yes .

-SSG

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I suppose I'm not fast enough to escape, being stone and all
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Wheyyyy .

-SSG

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If I had two hands I'd take you all on!!!



Granted Id probably loose, but still...

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Definitely.


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I'd do a Jason Bourne on you and beat you up untill you jumped out the window.

So yeah, probally :3

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I kick all your asses with the power of looooveee!

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Probally not, Metal Devil would probally pick me up and throw me off a boat.

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I'd call animal control, and they would take Monkey away.


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my runescape guy could kill all you.

but srsly, i carry a switchblade everywhere so i'd have to bet on myself here.


Remember those old guys? They made epic renders, I think one of them was called DaVinci, and all they used was MS Paint. Sometimes it's just skill....
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My Runescape guy is lvl 84 and can still kick everyones butts.

but srsly, a switchblade isn't good when Matt Damon has a pen

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I carry a batarang everywhere. You've met your match.


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Quote: "i carry a switchblade everywhere so i'd have to bet on myself here."


I carry Shawnee everywhere I go.

/joke



In all seriousness, I carry a...phone with me .

-SSG

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I carry a chainsaw everywhere. And to scare you off (woch will help me win again), should I say I Carrie a chainsaw:


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Nobody would beat me up. I'm too lovable.

I mean, look at that face.


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@Metal Devil 123,

By the sounds of it, me>Shawnee Smith is you>Carrie lol .

And Shawnee'd take Carrie down easy, one shot through the stomach with a 1911 and Carrie's gone .

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Monkey Mja
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Easy. I'd just Falcon Punch you.

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Quote: "And Shawnee'd take Carrie down easy, one shot through the stomach with a 1911 and Carrie's gone"

Carrie throws a table at Shawnee and that's it. But she isn't a murdering maniac. Just when she snaps when you pour two buckets of blood on her (well... 1 in the movie) and everyone in the school has been bullying and lauhging at her since 1st grade...

And Monkey? I'd beat you just like that. Just slap you on the face with my Left 4 Dead 2 case.

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Shawnee shoots the table, forcing it back a little, breaks her pinky but survives. She puts Carrie in the inescapable Ribcage trap, tearing her front ribcage out and killing Carrie. I then place you in the Pendulum Trap and watch you try to escape by crushing your hands in a vice, only to find out it's inescapable, therefore having an intensely sharp blade swing down and cut you in half .

-SSG

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Quote: "And Shawnee'd take Carrie down easy, one shot through the stomach with a 1911 and Carrie's gone"


Then BATMAN would grab Shawnee's gun with a grapple hook and pull it towards him, then throw a batarang to the face, knocking her out and then she is sent to Prison for murder of a teen with too much horror in her head to start out.


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Then she gets released, puts the officer who arrested her in a foot trap requiring him to cut off his foot to escape, then becomes the new Jigsaw.

-SSG

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Has nothing to do with beating me up, but okay.

Batman hides, stalks you, then repeats the pattern he did before and Shawnee is now in a higher security jail, with a life sentence, so you will never legally get out. What now.


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Jigsaw rescues Shawnee and places Batman in the Ribcage trap too, killing him, and therefore ending Batman. Shawnee becomes the new Jigsaw, and kills you .

-SSG

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