Quote: "2. Do a backflip with a car."
Old! Done many times!
Quote: "6. Buy bulldozer."
Bulldozer! Look, I'm driving a bulldozer! Hahaha! A bulldozer!
Quote: "8. Kill Justin Bieber."
Now you got my attention...
Quote: "9. Kiss someone."
You mean something. Like: My feet! Or no... no that's disgusting stop that...
Quote: "12. Become a Lee Bamber."
Lol, you say it like Lee Baber is a whole specie. :-P
Quote: "16. Try all those in 5 minutes."
Easy.
You cut yourself with a knife when making food in a car while doing a backflip, land in mud, swim there, find a crocodile use it as a backbag, sell ti and buy a bulldozer, Drive trought Nilloc's house, when Justin Bieber just happened to be on the backyard, and kiss... the scarecrow with a computer next to the bulldozer, take it's comp, open 500 MS Paints, find out it's yours and crash it on the wall, when Lee comes and asks what the hell are you doing, learn consuming a body in seconds and become a Lee Bamber, when two otehr Lee species walk by and you are like whatever this is enough weird already, use your Lee powers to read all the posts, Think about the becn, even thou there is a much ore better chair next to you, consume EAI and BOND1 when they happen to walk by and now you are LEE/EAI/BOND1 and you are overly amazing, yey.
See, not too hard. Just some effort.