One of the reasons superbacteria spread is the level of hygiene in hospitals, at least in the UK, is that they're not cleaned properly, some hospitals in the UK have disgusting standards and it's down to the cleaning staff, they need to be trained better, because you don't clean a hospital in the same way you can clean a hospital, your job has to be a lot more thorough, and it was back when a relative worked as a cleaner in a hospital. There also needs to be an accountable measure for if a member of staff hasn't done the job properly. I wouldn't say cleaning staff are under paid, after all, they can earn £10+ an hour, when I worked as a cleaner in a care home, I got £7 an hour and that was considered a decent rate, but we had the responsibility to not allow germs to spread too.
Our local hospital sometimes recommend people go home earlir than they ought because they're probably going to be safer at home than in hospital because of superbacteria, which is ridiculous. If they trained their cleaners to do the job right, then it'd be a lot more hygienic to stay. Anti-biotics might not be able to help you, but clean the surfaces people come in to contact with properly, then you can prevent it.
Alternatively, make an edible form of Dettol?
Or instead of what NeuroFuzzy has said, how about a virgin sacrifice? I hear the almighty Satan prefers those to goats (or Santa, I get the two mixed up).
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