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Geek Culture / Moments of Great Discovery

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Michael P
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Location: London (UK)
Posted: 7th Sep 2010 03:11 Edited at: 7th Sep 2010 03:12
In the past few days I learned a couple of incredible things:

1. Ketchup from a glass bottle
I've always hated glass bottles of ketchup because I often find myself unable to get the ketchup out of the bottle because I can't squeeze it.

I was in Byron (a burger place) and trying to get ketchup onto my burger. I was hitting the bottom of the bottle repeatedly; I hit harder and harder and then was about to hit it against the table to smash it open when a guy sitting on the table next to me explained how to get the ketchup out. Instead of hitting the bottom, hit the side. The below diagram explains this really well:



When I did as instructed it came out straight away with ease. So now I can finally eat without this terrible problem which has plagued me for many years!


2. How to murder a fly with ease
There seems to be a fly infestation in my house. This has given me time to learn how to murder flies who seem to be very good at dodging my swipes.

Usually I just flail around, or grab something I can hit them with. This isn't very effective because flies can move very quickly and seem to have a 6th sense for avoiding death.

Today I was able to crush a fly that was standing still. Usually the fly would see me coming and dodge it but this time I crushed it with a transparent glass - it couldn't see the glass coming so couldn't get out the way. Just have to be careful not to smash the glass, my kill/death ratio is pretty high though .


Hope this is of use to people, enjoy and post your own discoveries if you want .

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thenerd
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Location: Boston, USA
Posted: 7th Sep 2010 04:27 Edited at: 7th Sep 2010 04:29
Quote: "Usually the fly would see me coming and dodge it but this time I crushed it with a transparent glass "
hehehehe lol that made me laugh...
reminds me of the time when I went on vacation, and came back to see flies breeding from my sink's garbage disposal...my roommate turned on the faucet but forgot about it, the room got flooded...


Fatal Berserker
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Posted: 7th Sep 2010 04:42
Quote: "Today I was able to crush a fly that was standing still. Usually the fly would see me coming and dodge it but this time I crushed it with a transparent glass"


You sir, are a genius!

Smoke me a kipper, ill be back for breakfast.
Darth Kiwi
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Posted: 7th Sep 2010 15:34
What a great idea! I usually wait for them to sit still and then I crush them quickly with a big textbook. (The idea is, they can move very quickly but if the book is big enough and I move fast enough then they can't get out of the way.) But yours is a far more cunning stratagem.

Many thanks for the ketchup solution - I'm sure it'll come in handy.

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Van B
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Posted: 7th Sep 2010 15:40
Badminton raquets are the best thing I've found for killing insects - especially when you get a big wasp or something that makes an audible twang .

Health, Ammo, and bacon and eggs!
wizard of id
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Posted: 7th Sep 2010 15:42
I prefer my electric fly swat.....And fly tennis is so much fun too...!!

Just been chatting to my neighbours teenage daughter and it turns out she's big into UFOs and aliens.

Which is cool because tomorrow she's getting abducted.
lazerus
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Posted: 7th Sep 2010 18:51
New house, last owners were flithy buggers so flies everywhere. Objective;
Kills flies.

Several books, cleared walls.
Armageddon through flying death books.
I then just scrap and wiped.
Done.
Usually i just swat the buggers with a towel of something but i had to make to occasion special

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