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Geek Culture / Neerdy ways of saying "I love you."

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Cuddle Bunniezzz 12
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Posted: 24th Sep 2010 04:20 Edited at: 24th Sep 2010 04:23
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Okay guys, what are some of the most neerdy ways you can say "I love you," to someone?

One from a T-Shirt:
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
are belong to you

One I made up:
Like C without that "++", without you, I have no class.

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I could use some of those, except nobody would understand. Anyway my fav from websites (not really ilu's):
Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it
Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress
I less than three you
You had me at “Hello World.”

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I like the T-Shirt one

i = + You
(i also being infinity )

Me += You

Me && You = 1

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Oh yeah, this thread has some epic potential. Keep going.

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Was in a discussion where I came up with 'Logical Positivist Romance'.

Sadly...I can't remember it. :/ I was mostly twisting Wittgenstein quotes. It was very logical, not very romantic sounding. As it was on GTalk, I might be able Google my inbox and find it.


You could go for a Kantian pick up line:

"All cognition begins with experience, so lets make you a posteriori."

Probably a bit rude.

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Posted: 24th Sep 2010 05:38 Edited at: 24th Sep 2010 05:41
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Quote: "Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress"

This thread's gonna get inappropriate...

Nice avatar by the way, CB12.

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Under no circumstances should anyone integrate this function into their daily programmed lives...


This one, though...



That one kind of works.

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Posted: 24th Sep 2010 06:08 Edited at: 24th Sep 2010 06:08
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Quote: "Under no circumstances should anyone integrate this function into their daily programmed lives..."


Especially since the first statement will execute due to the wrong operator being used.
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If X = your lower half, then what happens when you divide X and insert one.

I couldn't really think of anything on the spot

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@Benjamin:

Ha! Maybe I shouldn't use a boolean and instead use an integer variable? That way I could set it to be a 1 in 100 chance of babies on the way...and it'd be easier to make sure that statement doesn't get executed every time.

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Posted: 24th Sep 2010 06:19 Edited at: 24th Sep 2010 06:20
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What I meant was your babies = true will assign babies as 'true' and will result in a true condition. I think you meant babies == true.
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I feel that the attraction between us is greater than the repulsion. But unlike everything else that is attracted together because of gravitational force. I feel like our masses and the weight of our being drives us together than the clashing of us being opposites pushing us apart.

Im talking about gravitational force and magnetic repulsion.

Or maybe something like,

Like the atoms that compose the wonderful universe and the bond between atoms that make molecules altogether, I feel that we too are destined to bond and make sense in this world. It will be unlikely that our togetherness will just evaporate away as I feel that there is too much attraction between us.

Im talking about atomic bonds.

I just made it up out of nowhere. And then maybe you say, "Like the greatest force that bonds quarks together, i feel this force that drives me towards you more compelling than anything.".

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nice pickup lines

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Quote: "nice pickup lines "


The thread is about nerdy ways. What did you expect?

Hmm..I have something nerdy..=)

It seems that like the codes that I wrote that flow in symphony to the rhythm of appropriate syntax which gives life to a new beautiful sight, every moment I spend with you seems to go in tune with the music of life. (Im talking about coding)

Or..maybe..maybe..

Every moment I spend with you seems to boil up to a summation of variables that when we let our summation factor approach to inifinity defines a function of love and life. (Im talking about infinite summations that define equations like McLauren or Taylor)

Well, as far as I know, You need to make your words suggest something emotional specially when your talking about intelligent stuff that your prospect lady wont understand. But really, I havent tried talking that way to a lady. I can't dare to.

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How about these...?







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When a person has nothing but a dream, can he dare to dream.
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''Get in the van.''

Works for me.

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Quote: "''Get in the van.''"

Shouldn't it be the other way around, or are you trying to tell us something?

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Only look if you prepared for the worst pickup line in existence.





Not as geeky, but still geeky...


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Im a classic kind of guy, White roses to aviod cliche' A bottle of wine and chocloates. Ill stop there but yeah im a hopeless romantic


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I saw one in somebody's sig once. I think it went like this:



assuming that sugar and you are predefined constants, of course.

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Quote: "What I meant was your babies = true will assign babies as 'true' and will result in a true condition. I think you meant babies == true."


Ah, I see. I'm still not entirely used to the syntax of C++/C# and forgot that I would need to add the extra "=" operator. I'd go back and fix it, but it's not worth it.


Quote: "'Get in the van.'"
"Shouldn't it be the other way around, or are you trying to tell us something?"


ROTFLOL!!! Sorry Van B, but he got you there.

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Posted: 24th Sep 2010 22:21 Edited at: 24th Sep 2010 22:24
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@coffeCoder

I couldn't help but overlook that you forgot to add in parameters for your functions. Unless they are globals

And for your babies function, shouldn't you change the "babies," in your if statements to "havingBaby," just to avoid compiler confusion?

A dirty C++ one:


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Posted: 24th Sep 2010 22:41 Edited at: 24th Sep 2010 22:42
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Quote: "Neerdy ways..."

based on the title, i expected "i love you"'s from ne'er-do-wells

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Quote: "''Get in the van.''"

lol, the best one so far

This is great stuff, keep it coming- what?... not everyone will undertand these... the thread is just for laughs... I look like total moron for trying these... DAMN!

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Quote: "Our love is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it"

YOU DID WHAT???


This seems fitting:

"I like c++ because friends access to each other's private members"


Quote: "What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1."

I LOVE THIS ONE

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You turn my software into hardware

Do u like my hard drive?
It's got a lot of ram and it's not floppy

Umm...
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Quote: "Get in the van"


I lol'd so hard

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Your place or my mums?

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Quote: "I couldn't help but overlook that you forgot to add in parameters for your functions. Unless they are globals

And for your babies function, shouldn't you change the "babies," in your if statements to "havingBaby," just to avoid compiler confusion?"


I'm still pretty unfamiliar with parameters in functions in C++/C#...so, yes, the variables are global.

And I dunno how just "babies" could cause compiler confusion...unless there's an actual "babies" function in C++ already...

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Quote: "And I dunno how just "babies" could cause compiler confusion...unless there's an actual "babies" function in C++ already..."


Well, you see, in the global scope, the variable "babies" already exists (as a boolean value), so you can't have a function with the same name (you also forgot to define the return value of the function, but seeing as there is no return statement in there, you might want it to just want to set it as a "void" function).

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Oh my goodness we're a bunch of geeks, arguing about syntax in programmer jokes.


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Quote: "Get in the van."

Totally unrelated, but also the name of a surf documentary that some of my friends made. Just had to say that.

Quote: "Well, you see, in the global scope, the variable "babies" already exists (as a boolean value), so you can't have a function with the same name (you also forgot to define the return value of the function, but seeing as there is no return statement in there, you might want it to just want to set it as a "void" function)."

Python has a function called Babies(), not sure what it does though.

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Quote: "Oh my goodness we're a bunch of geeks, arguing about syntax in programmer jokes. "


I know, right? xD


Quote: "Python has a function called Babies(), not sure what it does though."


Maybe it spawns a lot of pythons...? I dunno.

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Quote: "Ah, I see. I'm still not entirely used to the syntax of C++/C# and forgot that I would need to add the extra "=" operator. I'd go back and fix it, but it's not worth it"


More important mistake you've made: A semicolon after an if() makes it a statement with no effect (and means it isn't attached to the scope below it)

So in your example, the code underneath each if() will run irrespective of the conditions

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and you cant call a variable the same thing as a function

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Quote: "So in your example, the code underneath each if() will run irrespective of the conditions"


Oops.

Fine. I'll fix it.



Does that work?

Quote: "and you cant call a variable the same thing as a function"


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Who said anything about that? I just said that the variables inside my other function were global...

EDIT: fixed a couple things

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You can't have 'int void'



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You guys make me feel cool .
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Ok, I was bored and fixed up CoffeeCoder's code.




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Do y'all see why I probably shouldn't program for a career?

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Nah, you'd see what your errors are on first compile. Everyone starts small


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Is that a "mint limited edition luke skywalker in stormtrooper costume" figurine in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?


I'd love to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my bum.
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Quote: "Is that a "mint limited edition luke skywalker in stormtrooper costume" figurine in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"


That's er... how you say "I love you" to someone? O.o


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Quote: "if(babies > 0) { "

if babies > 0? so atleast 1? If there just getting married and had no other babies in the code there should be none.

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This is one I just found out:





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sad to see this thread dying D: i really really enjoyed reading these^^

edit: i hope this will count as an uninnocent bump =3


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