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Geek Culture / If life had cheat codes, how far would you go?

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DJ Almix
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You know when you play a game and after you use cheats, it just looses it's touch? Do you think that would happen in real life? Well if real life had cheat codes (any cheat codes) how far would you go and what would you do?

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Insanity Complex
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There's only one, simple thing I'd cheat for. And I'm not sharing Could get in trouble for it. It's not lewd though.

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uh infinite health and an undo cheat? haha

I want coke, not Pepsi!
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Kevin Picone
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Do

if Age >29 then Age=21
if Cash < 1000000 Then cash+=1000000
if Location=Prison Then Location=Free

Loop


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Metal Devil123
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Noclip would be awesome :-P 'I get all hte guns in the first level' cheat? Aimbot, maby?

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player.additem 0000000F 1000000000

"Recieved 1000000000 caps!"


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Tgm.

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Toasty Fresh
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I think the thread should be renamed to 'If life had a console'.

As for me,

*Opens console*
*clicks on Bobby Kotick*
*'disable'*
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Change the game mode to Gmod XD

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God mode.


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I would get access to the Lua scripts. That way, I can do literally everything I wanted, when I felt like it. Plus it gives me a reason to do some programming.

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Probably add money so I can live comfortably, other than that, nothing.

A life without challenge is boring

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i would make myself as big and invincible as the Hulk, and then i would make a boss to spend my life fighting.


Remember those old guys? They made epic renders, I think one of them was called DaVinci, and all they used was MS Paint. Sometimes it's just skill....
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Teleport...

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Quote: "i would make myself as big and invincible as the Hulk, and then i would make a boss to spend my life fighting"

Awesomest thing anyone has said in the history of humankind... Hulk is the best comic hero!... he's htere with Batman, but still...

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I'm with Metal Devil, I'd have noclip, but with notarget as well

I game therefore I am.
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I'd have the ability to control Gravity (See GTA SA) Then I can jump in the air and fly, and whatnot. It's an awesome cheat.

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Time Travel, and infinite life

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Change the speed of time, but make myself go at the same speed...

I'd kick tail in fights, and if I slowed it down enough, (0.00000000001%), it'd basically be like time'd stopped...

Stopping time would unlock sooo many opportunities...

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Coffeegrunt, are you referring to the sexual related opportunities time stop would enable

But I would give me the power to mod everything ( welcome dragons, elves and other magical creatures )

Let's PIMP this world
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Id make it so i can control the speed of time (but i can still move as fast as normal) and make myself not die, and never grow older than 25, but noone seemed to notice that i didnt grow older.

I could redo the matrix irl, that would be epic.

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Quote: "Coffeegrunt, are you referring to the sexual related opportunities time stop would enable"


Mildly perverted. ^_^

No, I meant I could just walk into a place and take what I want. Security cameras? Bah! They'd be lucky if they caught a ghost of me on a single frame...

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Isocadia
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I would go for the sexual opportunities ,

Nah, gimme a black dragon and I'm happy
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Quote: "Nah, gimme a black dragon and I'm happy"

um...



anyway, i'd probably hack my mind and increase my social skills to 99. and infinite money. and the ability to fly so fast it turns time backwards.


Remember those old guys? They made epic renders, I think one of them was called DaVinci, and all they used was MS Paint. Sometimes it's just skill....
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The only thing that I would really want is an undo cheat. Fail a test -> UNDO, piss off a hot chick -> UNDO, marriage -> UNDO... the possibilities are endless.

"So hold your head up high and know, it's not the end of the road"
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yeah time controlling aswell... and maybe a keyboard for life..
CTRL-z... undo
CTRL-ALT-DELETE... process (someone's life)... end process
Delete... clothes

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Fatal Berserker
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Quote: "yeah time controlling aswell... and maybe a keyboard for life..
CTRL-z... undo
CTRL-ALT-DELETE... process (someone's life)... end process
Delete... clothes"

CTRL S, save
F10... debugging mode (for those who program in visual studio will know what i mean)

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noclip, godmode.

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teleport, thats it

jaja, no money, no infinite life, just the simple thing of dematerializing and materializing

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I'd have to go for infinite cash.

Maybe infinite health.

And I'd be a kung fu master

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'demon womanizer'

oh, nevermind thats already true


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Quote: "anyway, i'd probably hack my mind and increase my social skills to 99."


Yeah im thinking you'd need cheat codes


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Quote: "anyway, i'd probably hack my mind and increase my social skills to 99."

If you use the skillcape you can get to 100 socializing... however you need members to do that.

Smoke me a kipper, ill be back for breakfast.
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Seppuku Arts
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Bobble heads.


Everybody should have them.

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Quote: "If you use the skillcape you can get to 100 socializing... however you need members to do that."

runescape?

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Quote: "Bobble heads.


Everybody should have them."


Ever played Goldeneye 007 on the N64 with DK mode on? That's exactly what you're talking about xD

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Quote: "If you use the skillcape you can get to 100 socializing... however you need members to do that."


It's gone up market now:



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I would like a save and load button lol.

Signature's are stupid.
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Ever played Goldeneye 007 on the N64 with DK mode on? That's exactly what you're talking about xD"


Yes and I know.

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Infinite Ammo. That is all I would want.

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You'd need a gun first, or are you using pencils?

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Quote: "You'd need a gun first, or are you using pencils?"


Im throwing Frisbees... Frisbees of DOOM!!!!!!!!

That is why I need infanite ammo.

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Quote: "he is there with Batman"


But hulk is Marvel, Batman is DC

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Probably infinite lives...not because I'm afraid of dying, but so that I could do really stupid things, get my body all mangled up, and still be alive even though my body might be in a square knot.

I'd also like the ability to give people infinite lives too...this way, I could live forever with the people I love.

And an undo button? HECK YES. There's been so many little things I wish I could undo. Oh well.

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God mode so I could live forever
Infinite ammo to keep the damn kids away from my house
Infinite money so I wouldn't have to work

I don't know about noclip, it would probably get kind of disorienting. However, invisibility might be kind of cool.

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allaugs
allskills
allweapons
allammo
allskillpoints
allenergy
allhealth
tantalus
god
amphibious
invisible 1
fov 360
item summon female1
item summon female2
item summon female3
item summon female4


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Drat entered Final cheat code.. came up with Life over......

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This thread would make an interesting video game.!

id change this :

if smoking=1
if inhaling=1
health=health-1
endif
endif

to this :
if smoking=1
if inhaling=1
gosub LevelUp
endif
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I wish I had those bars like on the sims, I always seem to suddenly realise I've been starving for the last four hours!

I would fix the glitch that pyrex goes invisible in vegetable oil.

If I could stop time I would go up to someone and move my face really really close to theirs then start time for a split second then stop it again and disappear. It would freak them out! I would also do things like if there's a person wearing a hat on the train I'd move it to each person's head in the carriage so it would snap from head to head.
I can't think of a more fun super power. You could make stop motion in real life! It would be like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk9EBOOAYiU It's real, just camera tricks and editing.

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JET-SKIES FOR EVERYONE!

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