Why is everyone on TV obsessed with stupid word plays or trying to make one thing look like another? Do they think by disguising their product they're going to trick people into buying it? I'm only effected by advertising if it's something I'd want and just didn't know about. The actual advert has never made me buy anything.
"I know, let's make her act like it's food!"
"OMG You're a genius! Let's go get drunk."
"Or we could make her act like it's poo!"
"...No. Let's go get drunk."
"But we're already drunk."
"Then let's pretend were not drunk and we're actually in space!"

Do oranges know what colour they are?