A continuation of the nerd jokes thread, but with a different theme.
Basically, i dunno if you have heard of these sort of threads before but they are over exaggerations (or IRL experiences) of your body reacting from repetitive tasks. (doesnt need to be completely programming related).
An example: You know you program too much when you cant find the Save All button before you ask someone out on a date.
1. You know you program too much when you put ; after each of your sentences when your talking to your mate on msn.
2. You know you program too much DBP when you wake up and desperately try to remember your object number in order to live out your day
3. You know you program too much when you consider using ctrl-z when you mess up IRL.
4. You know you program too much when you tell your parents, that you need your breakfast before you can compile today.
5. You know you program too much when you create a thread on TGC entitled "You know you program too much when..."
6. You know you been programming too much when you go to DQ for the Tuesday coney dog special only to find out it's Friday.
7. You know you program too much when you can no longer enjoy a video game without analysing every single thing you do, down to the point where you even write down pseudo code on a piece of paper, for later testing in dbpro.. all in all you play the game five minutes and spend the rest of the evening trying to make a clone of it.
8. You know you program too much when you try to compile and run your microsoft word documents.
9. You know you program too much when you waste 10 minutes of your time trying to figure out someone's signature.
10. You know you program too much when you start analyzing the real world in terms of a game loop.
11. You know you model too much when you see an interesting object in the real world and start to wonder what it's edge-loops look like.
12. You know you program too much when you count sheep to get asleep in binary or hex numbers.
13. You know you program too much when you cancel your doctor's appointment to fix a bug in your code.
14. You know you procrastinate too much when you have a highscore on a thread labeled 'posting competition'.
15. You know you model too much when you comment on a girls polygons and edgeloops she has as a pickup line.
16. You know you program to much when your doing a standardized test where you have to read a story to find the answers and you try to use Ctrl + F to "cheat" your way through it.
17. You know you program too much when your friends are amazed with something in a game and you point out how simple it would be to program.
18. You know you program too much when your bored so you decide to make random if statements.
19. You know you program too much when you have the urge to count 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 instead of 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10.
20. You know your a nerd when you want to make random algorithms for fun.
21. You know you program too much when, in math class, you begin to program on your calculator.
22. You know you program too much
// I didn't think this through yet
// Wait I got an idea
when you think in comment tags
23. You know you program too much when you respond like this is a conversation:
me (facebook update): Hi, my name is <random name>'s friend.
dem: I searched through all 501 of your friends, and <random name> isn't there D:
me: I think you're connecting to the wrong parser. Try:
"Hi, my name is <script type='text/javascript'>document.write(namelist.getrand())</script>'s friend.".
24. You know you program too much when you come up to a beautiful looking lady and ask her "Were you made in direct X 11? because you have the best looking shaders and paralllax mapping i've ever seen".
25. You know you program too much when you think the universe expanding is due to a memory leak.
26. You know you program too much when someone writes:
?
And you immediately thinking they are saying '%nbsp;?' And ask them why they are questioning a non breaking space.
Smoke me a kipper, ill be back for breakfast.
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