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Geek Culture / Bah Humbug

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BatVink
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2010 21:51 Edited at: 22nd Nov 2010 21:53
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I already have a Christmas - yes, Christmas, not holiday - card in my email. I'm already dreading Kerry Katona and her cheap family buffets turning up at every break on TV.

Maybe we should make the build up one big bank holiday, enforce 10am-4 pm opening hours on all these companies.

For the record, you can't have a happy holidays

*** BAH HUMBUG! ***



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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 22nd Nov 2010 23:05
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At least they didn't use an apostrophe.


Also, I've still got to send my cards out. As for Kerry Katona, sure she's annoying, but...on the other hand, I'm just hoping that the Go Compare guy doesn't dress up as Santa and do another stupid and annoying advert. Where's John Wilkes Booth when you need him?

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bruce3371
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Posted: 23rd Nov 2010 00:56
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Quote: "I'm already dreading Kerry Katona and her cheap family buffets turning up at every break on TV."


I lol'd at that, now its that nolan-sister-has-been doing them, or jason-has-been-donovan with his can-can girls. Aaaaaaargh!! now I'm beginning to think Bah Humbug about it all!!

I think all Christmas ads should have Summer Glau in them, now that would make Christmas special!!

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Posted: 23rd Nov 2010 02:03 Edited at: 23rd Nov 2010 02:04
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Seeing as snowmen don't have legs, surely a snowboard or sled would be a more appropriate mode of transport than skis.
They haven't thought this card through AT ALL!


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Fatal Berserker
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wouldnt the friction tear off the parts of the snow connected to the snowman..
Or the opposite, cause him to become larger.

Smoke me a kipper, ill be back for breakfast.

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Seppuku Arts
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Posted: 23rd Nov 2010 04:26
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All I can say is, for a male snowman, it must hurt.

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JLMoondog
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Posted: 23rd Nov 2010 16:31
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...and is that an explosion near the top? You have a bright light with a shockwave...


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Posted: 24th Nov 2010 00:47
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There used to be a very intimate, very characterful old bookshop on the street near my college. It was like a bizarre bookish wonderland: if you went in there you would never come out with what you'd originally wanted, but would probably be pleasantly surprised by what was in there.

Sadly, they closed during the summer - and now there's a truly awful Christmas shop in its place. The shop blares garish Christmas songs to everyone who walks past and is filled with all manner of soulless, santa-affiliated dross and nonsense, most of which glitters and all of which is sickening.

I don't mind Christmas. But I *hate* how commercial and tacky it gets. Especially now that I'm down by one marvellous, unique bookshop

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TheComet
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Posted: 24th Nov 2010 08:41
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Why is there a bird eating a rotten apple?

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Libervurto
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Posted: 24th Nov 2010 15:24
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Quote: "Why is there a bird eating a rotten apple?"

And it's about to get mowed down by a skiing snowman!


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Johnski
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Posted: 25th Nov 2010 16:10
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This thread is quite funny

Oh and the first snowman dont have a nose... come to think of it, It looks like a deranged snowman

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Posted: 25th Nov 2010 17:29
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Why are the two skis intersecting each other?

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