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JLMoondog
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Posted: 5th Jan 2011 14:13
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It has been a long couple days, but finally we are home. Monday started at 12am, rushing the Mrs. to the hospital, 5 hours later out pops Little Miss Alyce Mooney. I would tell you more, but she\'s hungry so time to feed her.


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Crazy Acorn
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Posted: 5th Jan 2011 14:26
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congrats! Now to get up at 3 in the morning.

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Van B
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Posted: 5th Jan 2011 14:32
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Nice one Josh, congrats!

Health, Ammo, and bacon and eggs!
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Benjamin
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Posted: 5th Jan 2011 14:42
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Congratulations!

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lazerus
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All the best with your new baby girl!


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Blobby 101
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Posted: 5th Jan 2011 17:27
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Congratulations! Alyce is a nice name, I've not seen it spelled like that before

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JLMoondog
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Posted: 5th Jan 2011 18:59
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Thanks guys. It was a quick experience this time around. I actually missed the birth, this is how it went;

Doctor: Alright, push Amanda.
Amanda: Grunt.
Doctor: Good. Let's wait for a contraction. Can you feel them.
Amanada: No.
Doctor: **Looks at monitor screen**
Me: **Looks at monitor screen**
Doctor: Eh, just push.
Me: **Still staring at screen**
Alyce: "Waaaaahhh!"
Me: **Turns quickly** What the!?

Total Labor: 3mins
Total Pushes: 2

Oh well, still have 8 more to go.


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Crazy Acorn
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Posted: 5th Jan 2011 23:12
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hehe so its a baby girl huh? Can't wait for her to be a teenager? Get your wallet ready bro!

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JLMoondog
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Posted: 5th Jan 2011 23:38
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...sadly I have two other girls...


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Posted: 6th Jan 2011 04:22
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hehe have your wallet stashed then...

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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 6th Jan 2011 20:19
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You're planning on 11 children?

Congrats man.

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." That's a bit like saying Hey bullies! So yeah, this words thing isn't working, but I'll tell you what will
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JLMoondog
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Posted: 7th Jan 2011 15:34
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12, I have 4 kids, 8 more to go.


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Eminent
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Posted: 7th Jan 2011 17:54
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Why do you want so many?


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Green Gandalf
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Posted: 7th Jan 2011 18:04
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Quote: "Oh well, still have 8 more to go."


Was he talking about children or wives?

Or is there something in the water in Ohio?
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The Slayer
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Posted: 7th Jan 2011 18:36 Edited at: 7th Jan 2011 18:38
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Congrats on your new one, Josh! Job well done, I'd say!

Quote: "12, I have 4 kids, 8 more to go."

Yeah, why do you need 12? Plans for some kind of sports team?

Cheers

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Fatal Berserker
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Posted: 7th Jan 2011 19:05
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If you have 12 kids, then (divorce?) your 'wife' will get insane benefits o.o.

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xplosys
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Posted: 7th Jan 2011 20:35
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Congrats on the new baby girl!

Do you think if I asked Amanda, she would agree with 8 more to go?

... and the band played on.
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JLMoondog
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Posted: 8th Jan 2011 21:18
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Lol, once you hit 12 kids you don't have to pay taxes anymore.


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Eminent
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Really?


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JLMoondog
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Posted: 8th Jan 2011 23:42
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Really.


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Quote: "Lol, once you hit 12 kids you don't have to pay taxes anymore. "

Darn it, I hit 11 but the last one dodged my hummer!


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Eminent
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Posted: 8th Jan 2011 23:46
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You really gonna go for 12?


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Blobby 101
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Posted: 9th Jan 2011 01:30
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I think some people have had a bit of a humourectomy

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Insert Name Here
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Posted: 9th Jan 2011 01:35
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Not nesscesarily, he might be a quiverfull.

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." That's a bit like saying Hey bullies! So yeah, this words thing isn't working, but I'll tell you what will
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Oolite
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Quote: "humourectomy"

I've been doing some extensive research and I can't seem to find any trace of this medical procedure existing. Could you please tell me where you heard of this procedure and give me links to any medical papers documenting it?

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Neuro Fuzzy
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Quote: "Darn it, I hit 11 but the last one dodged my hummer! "

AHAAHAHAHAHh
you have no idea of how hard that made me laugh

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Blobby 101
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Posted: 9th Jan 2011 11:20
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@oolite, it's actually quite a rare procedure where a small chunk of the patient's left ear is removed (this obviously being known to relate to a person's sense of humour).

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Fatal Berserker
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Posted: 9th Jan 2011 13:26 Edited at: 9th Jan 2011 13:26
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@Blobby 101, are you sure that it was not only van gogh?

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