I will never stop being amazed with russian ingenuety during the war. In 1941 the city of Odessa lacked tanks to defend Odessa which was under siege by the Romanian army allied to the nazis.
So what did they do?...
They turned the local tractor factory into a tank factory... This tank was eventually named NI-1.
The 2 lead ingeers of the tractor factory- P. K. Romanov and U. G. Kogan. they took a regular farming tractor on treads, and welded a huge metal shell on it. The metal scrapped from the citys shipyard repair facility, They even managed to install rotating towers (like the real tanks). Some of them were welded from scraps of metal, others were taken off destroyed tanks.
These monsters were equipped with light canons from other tanks, and mashine guns. There werent enough working canons to equip all the NI-1, so some of them had FAKE CANONS! intalled. Others that had short canons, purposley extended the length of the barrel to make them look more serios.
It was obvious these totally improvised tanks or tank-like vehicles were a complete joke compared to the real ones. So what did they do? they gambled on the psycological effect of these tanks. The giant metal boxes with guns were ugly and terrifying looking. It looked like a tall, large box of metal on tracks with a tower/canon and some mashine guns.
Nobody ever witnessed anything resembling the tractortank (the first german tank from WWI looked like a bigger version of this Russian armored tractor, but it was complete junk so it wasnt used much so noone really even knew about it). So on the NIGHT of 20th september 1941, when Odessa was sieged by Romanian armies, these tanks were sent to battle without any artillery support!! ( they had about 60 of these frankenstiens lol) They had them equipped with blinding projectors, flashing lights, loud sirens and on top of all, the tractor engines of these tractors were REALLY LOUD and scary sounding (imagine how terrifying it would be to hear all 60 engines of these tanks plus the scream of all the sirens on full blast on each of them).
The enemy was completley horrified! When in the middle of the night a bunch of large scappy looking metal boxes.... with tons of guns,.... loud as hell.... Siren noises coming out of every one of them. and on top of everything they were blinded by the projectors.... infact they couldnt even see what was coming at them because of the bright projectors. All they saw was something big loud and scary with a roaring engine of doom and and siren noise blasting everywhere and getting closer.
Another thing i would like to mention is there wasnt enough ammo for everyone, so some tanks that had artillery guns installed, were armed with wooden dummy shells that were painted to look like real shells. Even tho they didnt really do anything other than get launced into the enemy trenches.
When some commander in a trench is freaking out because he has no idea what is that hell spawn thing with 3 mashineguns + a canon he never seen in his life moving at him,... when he sees one of these launch an artillery shell at his trench, he dosent know its a dummy, but when he sees a shell flying in his direction, he will definatley go in his pants if he didnt yet. (i forgot to mention they tried to stick as many small caliber mashine guns on the tank to make up for the lack of larger canons AND to make the tank look cool, more awesome and intimidating. Same goes for when the tank turns its fake canon at the enemy, They dont know that its fake and i doubt they wanna find out. And the insane loud roar all over the place wont let them think clearly so the only thing left is to run. Anyway, the enemy was so scared of them, they retreated and fled.
And so the siege of Odessa was broken. It was only after this battle this thing was given a name NI-1 (НИ-1 rus) the model name is an abbreviation of a russian phrase, which translates to English as For Scare or For scaring (rus НИ-1= На Испуг ), as this tank was meant to scare and horrify the enemy. Some of the nicknames for this tank was Tractortank and armored tractor (the name tanktractor already sounds pretty scary and if you say that name in russian -Танкотрактор just sounds even more horrifying)
I heard of similar stories about warfare scare tactics and improvised weapons/vehicles before but nothing nearly as ridiculous and insane as the tanktracror. Its amazing how the psycological effect of these scary things was more effective than firepower (or even the lack of firepower lol)
I have some resourses here where i got the info from, but its all in Russian (cant find any English articles on this tank). It also has a few photos of them.
http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%9D%D0%98-1
(this link above dosent work here because it has cyrillic letters in the URL that dont show up here but just copy and paste it into the adress bar, it has some really neat black and white photos of the tractortanks from that time as well as a schematic of the thing. Kinda cool)
http://hrenovina.net/1338
http://warcyb.org.ru/news/tank_ni_1/2010-05-15-21
BTW Odessa even put up a monument to the tractortank!
When i read this, i was laughing so hard, yet i just thought this was so amazing i had to share it with you guys!
sorry for the long post...
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