Child of the 80's myself, the only generation left who still remember Horace...
That's what we used to call a videogame star - I think Hungry Horace and Horace Goes Skiing were the first games I could beat my parents at

. It's kinda sad that we tend not to get any new heroes these days, it's sonic, mario, rayman... back in the 80's every game had it's own little hero. Thing is, I don't feel any sympathy for modern game heroes, not like Miner Willy, or Horace - maybe it's because modern heroes tend not to die, or be in much risk of death.
You should make a game with a hero, and if he dies, they have to start from the beginning. And, only let the game load 10% of the time. And make it possible to die in the first 3 seconds of gameplay. And don't bother with an end game sequence, just loop the whole game - tell the kids they have to get the score counter to 000000 again.

Health, Ammo, and bacon and eggs!
