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Geek Culture / Funny noob things said?

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Neuro Fuzzy
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Posted: 24th Feb 2011 07:00 Edited at: 24th Feb 2011 16:52
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"I HATE BOOK, BOOK IS STUPID"

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What are some other funny quotes that someone with a poor understanding of the topic matter have said? I just ran into this one:
Quote: "What error do you get ? is a compiler or a run time error ?"

Quote: "Hard to say. Doesn't anyhow relate to my compiler, it's the code which makes the error."


Also, I was talking to my friend, and he... Iunno, in the conversation he made a distinction between "anti-differentiation" and "integration", so whenever he asked me for help with integration, I said "Oh, I'm not good at those, I'm better with anti-derivatives", and vice-versa xD

[edit] AWh that was misquoted. It was a segmentation fault, so that could make sense. Either way without that context its funny xD

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Dark Frager
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Posted: 24th Feb 2011 13:30 Edited at: 24th Feb 2011 13:31
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I've got one: (At school)

Friend: "Man these computers are slow"
Me: "Yeah probably because of the CPU or the RAM"
Friend "Yeah, my sister's computer at home has 10 Rams and 25 CPU's"
Me: *LOUDEST LAUGH EVAR*


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Fatal Berserker
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Posted: 24th Feb 2011 14:02 Edited at: 24th Feb 2011 14:05
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http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/ <- most epic site evaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!111elevenoneoneone

http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=146550&b=2

Quote: ""You can't do spaces in HTML. If you see spaces on web pages, then they must be using java to override basic HTML. Java saved the Internet, because it removes limitations of HTML, but it's beyond the scope of this course to show you how to do it.""


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Indicium
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Quote: "Your grammar is an insult to the english language"


Absolutely brilliant. :')

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The Wilderbeast
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Quote: ""Your grammar is an insult to the english language"
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At least they spelt grammar correctly I have a feeling that this -> is an insult to the English language to. My bad :S


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Neuro Fuzzy
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Quote: "http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/ <- most epic site evaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!111elevenoneoneone

http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=146550&b=2"

AHAahahah those are great links.

Actually, one of 'em I read: "Most people are below average intelligence". That's entirely possible. Well... there are many ways you can average something, but it's possible that most people are below the mean intelligence or mode intelligence.

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Indicium
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Actually, if you think about it, even with the mean it's possible, what if most people have around 90 iq, yet there are uber intelligent people around 400iq, that would make most people below average. :p

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Fatal Berserker
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Except IQ ironically doesnt measure your intelligence.
It just quizzes you on your ability to remember. Real intelligence is your ability to invent and imagine.

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heyufool1
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My brother's friend cracked me up one day:
Quote: "Do you have Adobe?"



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I lol'd a lot going through that thread again.
Quote: "I want to make Dark Tits™ plugin for DBPro™, because i'm tired of flat-chested characters. I think this plugin should come with Dark Tits Kit™, a kit for creating and growing tits on every polygon of target object. Also, it must have shader for wet and goochy effect, maybe parallax on nipples. I always wanted girls with big boobs in my game, but now i think its not enough. Everything in my game must have big, no, BIG tits! Its the point of every game 14+."
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Insanity Complex
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This entire thread. But notably the first & second post.

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Ah, that thread brings back some embarrassing memories...
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Quote: "Well I made a toilet, but you can't have it. Its being guarded by the rhinos of doom."




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PrimalBeans
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well im glad i had the priviledge of viewing that thread... i needed a good laugh.

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Johnski
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well that thread gave me my dose of amusment today

1 other thing i have noticed with noobs they always use this smily:

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Posted: 26th Feb 2011 10:02
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note to self dont use the smiley anymore...

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Indicium
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Quote: "1 other thing i have noticed with noobs they always use this smily"


I used it 2 posts up.

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Johnski
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i used it here

The Host Is Aware Of Your Presents

FOR THE LITTLE AFRO DUDE!
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I guess we can count this thread to it now

http://forum.thegamecreators.com/?m=forum_view&t=182155&b=2

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Quote: "I guess we can count this thread to it now "


I see what you did there


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Posted: 26th Feb 2011 23:39
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Quote: "Friend: "Man these computers are slow"
Me: "Yeah probably because of the CPU or the RAM"
Friend "Yeah, my sister's computer at home has 10 Rams and 25 CPU's"
Me: *LOUDEST LAUGH EVAR*"

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