Yah, this post seems like it will get attention

Lol post stupid, weird, strange warning labels and if i like them enough, i will edit them into the bottom of this particular post.
This doesnt just go for warning labels, it goes for instruction labels, any kinda' label you can think of.
Just dont post anything that would violate the AUP.(trust me i have seen things that would) Have fun!
On a microwave oven: Do Not Use For Drying Pets
On iPod Shuffle: Do Not Eat iPod Shuffle
On a Razor scooter: This Product Moves When Used
On a bottle of a dog's medication: Use Care When Operating Cars
On a chainsaw: Do Not Hold Wrong End of Chainsaw
On a package of Scrubbing Bubbles: Do Not Attempt Use for Personal Hygiene
On a can of pepper spray: May Irritate Eyes
On a microwavable dinner: Serving Suggestions: Defrost
On a bottle of sleeping meds: May Cause Drowsiness
On a baby stroller: Remove Child Before Storing Stroller
On the bottom of a boxed dessert: Do Not Turn Upside Down
On a government fill out form: Are You a Terrorist?
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.