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Geek Culture / Weird Warning Labels

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Dark Java Dude 64
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Posted: 25th Feb 2011 02:08 Edited at: 25th Feb 2011 23:04
Yah, this post seems like it will get attention Lol post stupid, weird, strange warning labels and if i like them enough, i will edit them into the bottom of this particular post.

This doesnt just go for warning labels, it goes for instruction labels, any kinda' label you can think of.

Just dont post anything that would violate the AUP.(trust me i have seen things that would) Have fun!



On a microwave oven: Do Not Use For Drying Pets

On iPod Shuffle: Do Not Eat iPod Shuffle

On a Razor scooter: This Product Moves When Used

On a bottle of a dog's medication: Use Care When Operating Cars

On a chainsaw: Do Not Hold Wrong End of Chainsaw

On a package of Scrubbing Bubbles: Do Not Attempt Use for Personal Hygiene

On a can of pepper spray: May Irritate Eyes

On a microwavable dinner: Serving Suggestions: Defrost

On a bottle of sleeping meds: May Cause Drowsiness

On a baby stroller: Remove Child Before Storing Stroller

On the bottom of a boxed dessert: Do Not Turn Upside Down

On a government fill out form: Are You a Terrorist?



Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.
PrimalBeans
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Posted: 25th Feb 2011 05:07
lol i remember some from a radio show a while back.

sleeping meds: may cause drowsiness.
baby stroller: remove child before storing stroller.

Dark Java Dude 64
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Posted: 25th Feb 2011 05:46
I saw those a couple of times but didnt add them for some reason, but i just did, they are rather funny! It just goes to show the stupidity of some people, or the company's fear of incredibly stupid people

Lol it's like a dude hears his baby crying and traces it back to a folded up stroller... xD

Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.
General Jackson
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Posted: 25th Feb 2011 05:47
Quote: "On a baby stroller: Remove Child Before Storing Stroller"

ROFL!
That was hilarious.
I cant remember any right now.
Interplanetary Funk
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Posted: 25th Feb 2011 15:39
on the bottom of a boxed dessert "do not turn upside down"

Get on my level
Fallout
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Posted: 25th Feb 2011 15:57
It's not really a label, but I do like the fact that when you fill in government security clearance forms they always add the question:

Quote: "Are you a terrorist?"


Yes. Yes I am. What? I can't come in now? WHY?!?!?!

Dark Java Dude 64
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Posted: 25th Feb 2011 23:06
Lol the second one is hilarious! I havent gotten to a point where i had to fill one out though... Thanks! On the first one PlanetaryFunk did all the typing for me! See above where i added them in...

Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.
Phaelax
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Posted: 25th Feb 2011 23:56
Quote: "On the bottom of a boxed dessert: Do Not Turn Upside Down"

What if it's upside down pineapple cake? Then it should say Do Not Turn Rightside Up

"Only the educated are free" ~Epictetus
"Imagination is more important than knowledge..." ~Einstein
Diggsey
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Posted: 26th Feb 2011 00:29
On a packet of peanuts: May contain traces of nuts!
I certainly hope so.

On a car mirror: Objects in the mirror are actually behind you!

On a laptop: Do not rest on lap!

On a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping!

On a knife: Please keep out of children!

[b]
David R
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Posted: 26th Feb 2011 00:55 Edited at: 26th Feb 2011 00:57
How about this warning diagram for the Nintendo 3DS?



Although the point it's trying to get across is obvious, the way it's drawn doesn't quite match up with the concept...

This one is far more bizarre though:



Pacman with sore eyes not allowed?

09-f9-11-02-9d-74-e3-5b-d8-41-56-c5-63-56-88-c0
Libervurto
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Posted: 26th Feb 2011 01:13
On the packaging for a new shirt: "This bag is not a toy!" awww
On a bag of carrots: Suitable for vegetarians
On a miniature inflatable ring (the size of one of those small donuts you get in a bag): "This is not a life saving device!" It could be, for a hamster


Everything worthwhile requires effort.
Johnski
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Posted: 26th Feb 2011 01:16
1 I saw in a bar toilet:

Quote: "Please dont place chewing gum in the urinals as it does not taste very nice"


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Libervurto
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Posted: 26th Feb 2011 01:17 Edited at: 26th Feb 2011 01:18
@Syko
haha I like that!

Reminds me of a sign on a low beam in a pub that said "if you can read this, you will bump your head!"


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Johnski
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Posted: 26th Feb 2011 02:10
Haha under the corruption and turmoil of todays world is the humor of the law

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