300? I can see it now:
Dad: Hey, son. How far is it?
Grog: The "A" just loaded!
Dad: Aw, shoot! Well, tell me when the "M" loads.
XD
I kid though. Someday, the next generation will laugh at today's internet speeds.
"How slow a connection? 2 megabits!? HAHAHAHA!!! How did you manage without 14k macrophoton hyperconnectivity!? Haha!" "Well, smart aleck! I guess I just had to hit my modem with a rock until it decided to connect!"
Also, really random. But, I like your sig banner, Grog.
If life were like a box of chocolates, I'd know what I would get... The one that got dropped on the floor and put back in the box.
Iye nehvur yoose spehl chehk, ahn mie tippyng izz fiyne.