Hi!
Its me again...well, I wanted to write this down somewhere a whole while ago and I just made myself some fresh coffee and got myself to do it. My top 10 dislikes on the internet. Lets say that the internet itself is awesome and I believe it is a vital step in human conciousness evolution. However, it has its downsides...these aren't exactly "downsides"... a downside is a muscle ache after sex or a minor continuity flaw in an epic movie...these are gaping holes of doom. (Please not that this thread is for fun and entertainment, so I won't write about any of the REALLY bad stuff on the web like child pornography etc... please don't do it aswell)
So, here we go
10 Lolcats: Oh hai!I own a cat and I absolutely love cats...but those internet lolcats are really annoying the heck out of me... I mean, who conciders it funny to randomly spam an internet discussion with random cat pictures... most of them aren't even slightly funny (even though they try desperately)... And who was the complete waste of human resource that came up with the idea that lolcats should be presented in retarded grammar? Yes...such cat pictures might have been funny in the early 2000 when the internet became more and more popular and people where happy about an image coming through the 56kb connection. But its 2011 people... grow up! kthxbye!
9 DeviantART Pseudoartists: You know DeviantArt? No? Well, its basically a good idea... a website where artists from all around the world can create an online gallery for their work. Sounds kinda great eh? Well, it used to be but isn't anymore? Why?... I tell you why! Because every 14 year old twat with a pokemonfetish and every caveman that can draw a line in paint can make a profile there and exhibit his art. The staff there can not simply say "this is art, and this is not" so every kind of stuff is allowed there. This includes sexual fantasies with teddybears and humanoid dogs involved (and a scary amount of that!!) and nazi propaganda to the max! Since most of the community is made out of 13 year old kids, the popular artwork reflects... well...pokemon.
So much about artside... hey! I'm overdramatic here, the site has its upsides aswell
8 Ads: They are everywhere...they pop out of nowhere, they dominate your screen in flashing colors and they trie to get you clicking their banner by adding a pretty girl or an obvious "shoot the duck" game.
These always makes me wonder...Who actually really (I mean really) plays these pay per month flashgames or buys these food supplements from obscure websites? Who is playing on these thousands of various onlinepoker servers and who does really believe that all these hot girls presented there come from the 500 people nest 4 miles away from you?
7 Internet Movie Database: You know the feeling of googling an awesome movie and you see that the camelfaces at IMdB only gave it 5 stars? You read through the top 250 Movies of all time and you see that on place 34 they have "Toy Story 3". Ever wanted to lynch someone through the lancable because he gave a horror movie only 1 star because it had "disturbing images" or an exorcist movie a bad rating because it was blasphemical? Well...welcome to the internet movie database. Homeland of unrequested opinions and overrated trash. Pulp Fiction, a movie that has no real plot but a lot of swearing and rants about cheeseburgers is on place 5 of the best movies humanity created... awesome!
6 Internet Slang: Ever had the misfortune of playing one of the recent online shooters? If so, then you might understand the following: "Lol! b00n get of my server you HAX0R!!! I saw u wallhack snipe this lowpinger right after spawnprotection, I'm going 2 pwn u" Well... Onlinegames are flooded with kids these days that are frustrated for some reason if they loose a game or feel like they achieved something if they won. You get a lot of flaming, swearing and fighting and apparently, except you, no one is there to have some fun. I miss the days where I discovered online gaming with Unreal Tournament...the average conversation was more something like "lol, good shot - thank you - where are you from? ...etc."
That was a different athmosphere than in CSS and CoD nowadays.
5 Internet Meme oneliners We all know them. And there is one of them that makes my blood boil in sheer rage everytime I see it. Its this downright retarded "I heard u lik mudkips" ... what on earth? Why oh why? How could someone even think for the blink of a second that this is funny... but the list goes on with random movie quotes, chuck norris jokes, this is sparta, all your base are belonging to us (which is one of the great grandfathers of this crap).
4 World of Warcraft Do I need to say anything more?
From videogame to social desease...and its simply not dying.
3 Facebook: Yeah! Most of you will disagree and throw frying pans on me for that one, but I deeply despise facebook.
You are almost an alien when you meet someone, she asks for your facebook and you say that you dont have a profile...well, she usually asks "why not" in a surprised highpitched tone that tells you that you should have a dang profile there...Well, since you just met that girl you cant exactly say: "I will not give any of my private, personal information to some huge internet company. I will not post anything that personal about me anywhere on the net and I do not want to publicly have a list of people that are connected with me. I remember people demonstrate against the census of population. That was a huge drama back then in germany...Everyone was offended by the thought that the government wanted to know how many televisions you have... and now? We are spreading every single bit of information about who we are, what we like and who we know on a website owned by a private company and shove it down the throat of everyone who wants or does not want to know? Well brilliant people!
But I won't stop my rant here... the site itself is awful.
First, everyone you barely know ads you as a friend. It takes you one week to make 200 + friends on that site...wow! And now lets look into it. You have the fella that writes down everything he does, no matter how trivial and uninteresting it is. The girl that seems to spend her entire spare time with taking pictures of herself in the bathroom (and creepy lonely guys "liking" these pictures...dang great! Have you guys been hitting the pipe? All this subliminal flirting going on there... go and talk to the girl in reality for hecks sake!) The 24/7 depressed guy that is either bored, sad or has a headache. The guy that never talked to you in public and behaves like you where friends for years now seeing each other in the train you use to go to work in... fun times!
Besides, this site has funny games... yeah! People are really spending hours building a cafe or a farm on facebook! Would be my number one reason to be pioneer in the future mars collonialisation program...to get the heck away from facebook.
PLUS!!! here comes the most creepy thing about it. My exgirlfriends are on there...all six of 'em...together... on one and the same site. the horror!
2 Youtube Comments:
Do you believe in humanity? In a sane general public? Well, spend an hour reading youtube comments! We'll meet in the asylum, fella, you are going to beg for a lobotomy. Somehow, 90% of the youtube commenters are either stupid, uneducated cavemen or conspiracy theorists that have been COMPLETELY hitting the pipe. Not to mention all the religious fanatics, the national socialists and all the other extremists on there. I copy from a blog on here, don't worry, I clean up the F Words:
The typical comment thread for a YouTube video starts innocently enough. Say we’re checking out something as harmless as a sneezing panda (20 million people have).
The comments start like this…
surferchick12: LMAO! the mom is like WTH!!!!!!!!111
xXxPokemonxXx: awww look at the baby panda ROFL

hahaha LOL
TonyBDaMan: 8===D
It then turns political…
GreenGi2l02: whats so funny about animals in captivity??
Dave-O: Stupid liberals always trying to free lame animals. Eat pandas.
Then a couple off-topic notes…
dancefreak66: The Peruvian government cuts down 1,300 acres of forest every day. Click here to stop them.
lovematenow: You have a secret crush! Paste this message into 8 other comment sections to learn who loves you!
And then it turns ugly…
the_answer3: 9/11 was great day ever. Americans burn with Bush’s actions. Your imperialism will be your end.
Eagleface: shut up you brit. you all have small pen1s and you know it!
ShaFeLeR00: Hang minorities.
1 Selfmade Internetstars We all know them, nothing can stop them... The most popular of them is Justin Bieber. I'm not going to get any further on Justin Bieber...
The reviews on this movie (acurate for once) say it all. Worse are those (I won't name people here, just talk about them in general) youtube stars, blogging stars, forum stars etc. that suddenly became famous on the internet... guys! Having a whole bunch of sobbing pubertykids watching you talking random stuff in a high pitched voice does not make you awesome at all. But some of these guys have such a giant ego all fed on their internet popularity...this REALLY annoys me. I don't hate in general, but this kind of people really sends shivers of disgust over my spine.
Thanks for reading
-Wolf