Quote: "It's terribly written, unfunny, and boring.
Only a 12 year old who's still scared of swearing in front of their mommy would truly enjoy it, sorry."
Don't listen to him... he watches pink ponies. Just kidding just kidding.
But seriously, Bulletstorm was a decent game. It's far from a purchase for me but I was glad I rented it. The dialogue is so outrageous you can't help but laugh. All the dick killing was hilarious IMO.
If I was to recommend a couple games though... they would have to be the obvious
Mass Effect 1 and Mass Effect 2. They are the TWO BEST GAMES EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER. If anyone disagrees I'll punch your mother in her armpit and throw her off a balcony. Dragon Age
1 and
1 ONLY is a very awesome game as well.
If you don't mind playing original Xbox games (or ps2 for that matter) Baldur's Gate Dark Alliance 1 and 2 are absolutely amazing. In fact, once every year I playthrough Dark Alliance 2. (Just beat it about a month ago again.) Hunter: The Reckoning is amazing as well. But don't bother actually playing four player (not because it isn't fun... in fact, it's far more fun that playing lonesome of course. It's because you will never beat it. It's physically impossible it's so damn hard.) Also, Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic 1 and 2 are absolutely in the top 10 best games ever made, (1 being far better than 2 however.)
So here's a lil list in case you don't want to read lol
Mass Effect - Third best game in the history of mankind
Mass Effect 2 - THE best game in the history of mankind
Dragon Age: Origins - Best fantasy/medieval era RPG of all time
Dark Alliance 1 & 2 - Best Hack n slash coop games of all time
Hunter: The Reckoning - Crazy zombie hack n slash that's a blast.
Gears of War 1 & 2 - Best third person shooter games ever (under mass effects)
Star Wars: KOTOR 1 & 2 - KOTOR 1 is the SECOND best game of all time, number 2 is a worthy sequel
Halo 1, 2, 3, Wars, and Reach - Hey, I loved them lol.
Sacred 2 - Though I wouldn't say I really liked this game... I sure as hell put some heavy hours into it lol.
And of course, who could forget...
Portal 1
Portal 2
That would be the list of my favorite games you should look into.
AKA Jenkins